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meisterPOOP
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...And they all lived happliy ever after...God, I can be a bitch...
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BrainSluggo
Starship Captain
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« Reply #5 on: 03-07-2002 18:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-07-2002 18:12 »
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Here's ya go...
"Please, you give me too little credit!" --Zapp
"Oh no! Martians kidnap Amy! I know it them 'cause they no use good grammar!" --Mr. Wong
Zapp: "Behold! The Great Stone Face of Mars! The only known entrance to the Martian reservation!" Leela: "What about the Great Stone Ass of Mars?" Zapp: "Noseward Ho!"
Martian: "I am Singing Wind, chief of the Martian people." Zapp: "Take me to your leader!" Martian: "(pause) Moving along..."
Kif tries to avoid smoke-um peace pipe: Kif: "Um, no thanks. I'm on the Peace Patch." Zapp: "Don't be such a chicken, Kif! Teenagers all smoke, and they seem pretty on-the-ball!"
Bender inspects the "bead," does some calculations, then embraces the Chief: "Oh, Chief, you've made me the happiest girl in the world!!"
Leela: "What about your sacred land?" Chief: "Land, schmand! We don't want to live on this planet! It's a dump! We'll buy new planet and act like it's sacred. With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who!"
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