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Bending Unit
« #80 : 07-20-2006 09:08 »
« : 07-20-2006 09:08 »

@Xanfor Is that the Red Dwarf?

TOTPD for me!
Chug a Bug

Bending Unit
« #81 : 07-25-2006 18:14 »

Yep. Well, the later CGI version. I liked the original model-based version better.

DOOP Secretary
« #82 : 07-25-2006 19:16 »

Ahh, this one.  ;)

Chug a Bug

Bending Unit
« #83 : 07-29-2006 18:14 »
« : 07-29-2006 22:00 »

Indeed! Anyhows so as not to spam the thread heres some nonsense I dreamed up, who knows it may even amuse someone.


There once was a boy named Fry,
Had a thing for a girl with one eye,
Cajole, praise or tease her,
He just couldn't please her:
"Fry, you're a idiot!" Oh, my!


Fry, yes, for him, truely I feel,
But not for a robot that happens to steal?
Though I have but one eye
My life I would willingly give, die
For my close friend, sure, no big deal!


Oh how I love her,
My one eyed wonder!
Fairest cyclops of all,
Holds my heart in her thrall,
If she only could see,
Something worthy in me,
Forever mine, surely, she'd be?

Her looks, fine, with so many graces,
And curves in
all the right places!
For her, nothing crass,
A lithe, shapely lass. Oh...
Crap! I'm daydreaming, it's crazy:
(Leela): "Fry! Shift your ass you're
so lazy!"


DOOP Secretary
« #84 : 09-04-2006 07:06 »

Sadly, I know it's not true,
and longing forever I'll do.
But perhaps if I made up quite a cunning plan,
and implemented it with a great deal of élan,
then perhaps, possibly,
she'll find, inside me,
a person worth loving, again!


Liquid Emperor
« #85 : 09-04-2006 10:55 »

How abouts some song style poetry, This is Fry's piece for Leela, extracted from Fry's song fanfic.

The first time I saw you,
I knew you were the one,
I didn't know to tell you,
I had to hold my tougue,

I know I'm not that smart,
But there's one thing that I know,
You will always have my heart,
I will always love you so,

Some people have hurt you,
And they have made you cry,
That is what I'll never do,
Insted I'd rather die,

Because the first time that I saw you,
I knew you were the one,
I didn't know to tell you,
I had to hold my tougue,

I tried and tried to tell you,
Just how much I care,
And no matter what you say or do,
I always will be there,

I always will love you,
I always try to please,
I will always be the person who,
Will try to put you at ease,

Because the first time that I saw you,
I knew you were the one,
I didn't know to tell you,
I had to hold my tougue,

So now you here me singing,
The one thing I can do,
I hope that you are thinking,
That you feel the way I do,

I don't know how you feel,
But I know the way I do,
I can't change the way I feel,
Nor the fact that I love you,

Because the first time that I saw you,
I knew you were the one,
I didn't know to tell you,
I had to hold my tougue.


Urban Legend
« #86 : 09-04-2006 11:49 »

There once was a robot named Bender
Who at one time changed his own gender
He loved to loot stores
and bang robot whores
Which made him a public offender
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
« #87 : 09-04-2006 19:28 »

A poem to the depth percepted heart

Songs, a letter, an opera for you,
All express his feelings true
The false hood parasites, which you had loved,
Got rid of to stay true to you

He moved the stars-no ordinary feat,
Unknowingly you kept him beat
You would not be moved, but there was no way
He would hear of defeat

His breath, sacrificed to keep you alive,
Just for you he was willing to die
In denial you are, despite his effort,
To take your pain and stop your cry

Willing to shield you from the stinger,
When you have a heart, who needs to be clever?
Loyal to you he’ll always be
He will be by you forever and ever

Liquid Emperor
« #88 : 09-06-2006 11:20 »

Wow, Tastes like Fry, that was deep, I like... alot. Man, I have tears in my eyes. I will not try because of a deeply moving shippy poem, *tears start to fall*. Damn, I don't get it, the poems romantic, not sad, so why am I crying.

DOOP Secretary
« #89 : 09-06-2006 14:24 »

Good romances always make me cry...  :)


Liquid Emperor
« #90 : 09-07-2006 09:39 »

I'm glad I'm not the only one *sniffles*
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
« #91 : 09-11-2006 06:33 »

Glad you like it  :p *hands you tissue*

Liquid Emperor
« #92 : 09-11-2006 08:51 »

*takes tissue* thanks *resumes crying*

Urban Legend
« #93 : 09-11-2006 22:49 »

There once was a captain named Zapp
Arrogant and full of crap
with a suit of Velour
and a mind in the sewer
I'm guessing that he has the clap
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
« #94 : 09-13-2006 18:32 »

And that, said Kif, was that!

There is a robot, he is great
And Bender is his name oh...
and you can bite my ass!

yeah, more song than poem but still... *shakes ass*

DOOP Secretary
« #95 : 09-13-2006 18:40 »

The once was bender named Bender,
who wasn't quite much of a lender.
But at nine percent interest,
his bank is the bestest,
stocked with millions in legal tender!


Liquid Emperor
« #96 : 10-21-2006 14:35 »

There once was a man named Fry,
For a cyclops called Leela he'd die
Oh he loves her so true
Just between me and you
Its so romantic I think I might cry

DOOP Secretary
« #97 : 10-21-2006 20:36 »

From my fanfic, 'The Hero of Bot-any', if you're looking for context:

Bender… Bender the people’s defender,
   He never gave up, never lay down – never did surrender!
   When the man with the coin brought his big boot down,
   On the broken, wasted masses…
   He stood his ground, and shouted loud:

Bending Unit
« #98 : 10-24-2006 17:32 »

i was a boy named fry
i really liked to fly
but bender wont let me unzip my flie
Leela is my sweet heart all never forget here
but i always met her
but when i asked her out
she always gave me a dought
so now bender is going to kill her

by me

DOOP Secretary
« #99 : 10-24-2006 21:35 »

Jesus... I've never seen so many misspelled and misplaced words.
BSF, you're as eloquent as you are dignified.

« #100 : 10-25-2006 01:26 »
« : 10-25-2006 01:26 »

I Watch Too Much Futurama

I watch too much Futurama
Which causes future drama
Like when I watch it at 3 AM
Then wake up at 12 to start my day again
Realized that I missed my Eleven o'clock
I decide that this problem needs to stop
But I'm addicted like Slurm addicts
And "Time Keeps on Slipping" like its sporadic
No matter how much I feel I relate to fry
I can't be another college dropout guy
Without education I could end up like those hobos
Scavenging through trash and threatening people like Morbo
Oh no! I don't want to go down that road
Because its horrifying like backwards binary code
From now on at 3 AM my tv won't be on
Besides I got the DVD's plus they're all reruns

Liquid Emperor
« #101 : 10-25-2006 10:21 »

*The Shipper's Vow*

I swear to ship,
A good ship,
To support it,
Through thick and thin,
To never give up hope,
When the couple are in trouble,
And appear to be drifting apart,
To defend and protect,
The ship's honour,
To argue why it is the best ship,
And guide others to this vow,
To help were possible,
And accept were not,
Any changes that may occur,
Our ship is a good ship,
And we will support it,
I so solumnly swear.

Bending Unit
« #102 : 10-25-2006 10:27 »

LayZ341, where have you been all my life?

« #103 : 10-25-2006 16:31 »

Originally posted by LuvFry:
LayZ341, where have you been all my life?

A parallel universe in your dreams, because I'm always sleeping.  :sleep:

Bending Unit
« #104 : 02-22-2008 21:54 »

A poem I once posted at TLZ:

If the only sense this world has ever made
cannot be found at this place and this time
I surely know not what else to do
This quadrant was inaccurately charted
But I know it's here. I can feel it.

Do not screw with me when you know I'm like this
Do not give me extra things to chase
I've come far on my instincts and not much else
Nothing but flat terrain for miles around
But I know it's here. I can feel it.

I have travelled far in this little life
With the hope that it's just around the next planet
The next moon, the next star system
I've only seen it in alternate realities
But I know it's here. I can feel it.

I am running out of options and I don't know how much time I have
I've given myself to this search and you damn well know it
I've a better chance surviving in space without protection
But that doesn't mean I know well enough to stop searching
Even if it means that I never face up to what I won't let myself admit:

"Just because you feel it doesn't mean it's there."
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