FemJesse the Fourth: Out of the Loop

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Questron:
WHO IS THE BEST FUTURAMA FANFIC WRITER WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN SOMETHING HUSH HUSH AND NOT OVERLY SHIPPY??
Get back to me.  Me and someone else are bored.

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if you're going for 'best' you'd probably want either Kryten or Kif White. Who knows if either would be interested though.

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Yeah they're good.

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Neither of them will do.  It must be so hilarious that spines will escape from people's asses as they laugh...
I'm not a UOM fan or much into Kryten's to tell the truth.  Just not funny enough...
Edit because this is funny and educational...

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then you probably want JBERGES

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
 It must be so hilarious that spines will escape from people's asses as they laugh...
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Muahahaha. That just amuses me on its own. Y'know...you could do all your own jokes and just get someone else to do the plot and outline. The crap work.

The boob demo is not only quite a good boob demo, but quite funny.

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It's a manual for all those who don't know where to grope the upper female body.

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The next logical progression would be to have one for different style boobs.

Also, "place mouth here..."

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Actually, that was for Crash because we're giving Leela a boob job.  She looked like she was wearing a sports bra before.  I did some updated blending on her neck area and pants that I might post tonight.

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Oh. So it's useless after all.

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
I'm not a UOM fan or much into Kryten's to tell the truth.  Just not funny enough...

*a single tear rolls down Kryten's cheek*

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Don't cry, you're a good writer but I'm just wanting lots of funny. 

Of course I like Shaucker's suggestion to do my own jokes and make someone else worry about a plot ...

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Originally posted by Kryten:
 *a single tear rolls down Kryten's cheek*

See, this guy’s hilarious!   

Now seriously, if you don’t think his writing is funny, I don’t stand a chance; so I will also recommend that you write your own jokes, and see where it takes you.

(Though I appreciate the compliment, Venus)

 

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Now that I've insulted Kryten, I don't know if he's even interested in helping me... EVER.

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Oh oh! I made a fanfic once, and it was the funniest ever! I'll help you out. Or at least pretend to work for a few days and then skip out due to "creative differences".

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I'll volunteer to help. I have the power to write scripts and dialogues; but I'm not funny.

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This page needs some art... dammit:
(updates)


As a side note, I like the lips much more, the ears still made salty water come from my eyes.

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Don't beat yourself up over the ears, they are the hardest part of a game model... I've heard.

It looks great anyway.

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I'm not beating myself up over them... I'm beating Crash up over them!  =P

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Dry the salty water.  I just laid the ears back as far as I could without them running into her hair.  Improved the boobs as per your diagram.     I'm close to having the skeletal rigging done.  Getting hooters to deform properly is a major pain in the keyster.  Looking at these pics now, do you think that dark stripe in the rear section of her hair needs to be lowered a bit?  Looks like it misses where the shadow should be, especially on her left side.

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Ow!  I told you no hitting!!

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Originally posted by FemJesse:
Now that I've insulted Kryten, I don't know if he's even interested in helping me... EVER.

I'm not insulted. Bitch.


 

Seriously, what would you need my help with, anyway?

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Dear FemJesse,

Do you think you can just waltz back in here and be everyone's favorite person again!?

...then you're probably right. 

Love,
Mango

P.S. I think you're funny, Kryten. 

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I've been away for months and Mango is STILL a bending unit... 

Me and one of my friends want to do a short futurama comic, 3-5 pages most likely.  But we'll only do it if its really, really funny...

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You could use my comicmaker if you wanted =) http://www.mitglied.lycos.de/demboard/pub/comicmaker/charak.swf

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Um... the whole point of me and [mumble] doing it would be that it would be by hand...

EDIT:
Leela's on the blue team!


or was it the red team?

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Good detail, especially with the striped boots.

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She looks great, Jesse.  Thanks again for your help.  It was a lot of fun working with you.

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Good detail, especially with the striped boots.

Too bad the ears still suck. 

 

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If I were you, I'd commit seppuku over those ears...

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I'm going to cut off my own ears and put them on her just to please you.   

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Originally posted by Crash_7:
I'm going to cut off my own ears and put them on her just to please you.     

Getting... kinda creepy there, Van Crash.

That model looks great though, so perhaps your loss of sanity was worth the finished product.

EDIT:  I said Van Crash as a reference to Van Gogh, but suddenly I realize how much "Van Crash" sounds like an automobile accident…   

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Heh.  No loss of sanity.  Lost all that a long time ago.  Just a little inside joke.  She's been giving me a hard time about the ears in our skinning sessions.

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I might be willing to help with the fic, FemJesse. What do you have in mind?

Crowd: Who the heck is this moron?

[Reply #154 on:]

I think they look amazing, particuarly with that eye. Somehow it looks more attractive than most shots from the show(the eye I mean) And the ears are cute 

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Well, I'm still gonna tweak the ears a bit to keep Jesse happy.    I have Leela up and running in the game now, and she looks pretty good.  I think I'll have to take the gamma down on the skins just a bit.  Looks a bit washed out in well lit levels.  I need to tweak her deformation around the neck and waist a bit more, too.  I'm not at all happy with how she looks in the player selection menu though.  I'm not sure there's much I can do about that as I've noticed that a lot of models, even some of Epic's own, look like crap in there.  Maybe I can figure out a way to have her do a different idle animation in there or something.  But in game, she looks quite good.  And Jesse's Leela portrait looks great in the bot selection menu. 

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Whitemoth:  I don't really have anything in mind... just bored!
In action:  Leela lookin prettay skinnay...

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WOW! Looks great in combat Femjesse.

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I'd say it's come out quite well.

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I need to tweak the deformation around her waist a bit more.  As you can see in the picture, it tends to scrunch up a bit too much when she bends over.  And it's really noticeable when she's in a full crouch position.  It's tricky to have her waist deform properly and keep her bustline intact at the same time.