my bad

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lets play a game has been closed and its my fault for wrecking it.
i could eiyher apolagize or start it again...

one day fry and bender were in the head museum where they saw the head of...

and it begins again!   

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...Tom Green. Bender said, "Kill it! It's EVIL!", and...

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...reaches in to his compartment, and pulls out a daffodil instead of a baseball bat. He...

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goes "DOH!" and Tom Green hands Bender a bat and yells at him to bang his crotch.  "Bang my crotch, bang my crotch!...

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bloody hell, you got to it before me.

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Well we seem to have a conflict here...

Haha, nevermind people just skip over these last two posts 

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...and Bang it some more!". Fry looks at Bender strangly and says "ah, Bender...

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...are these his testicles comin out of his mouth? perhaps you should rather....

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...ask him why he chooses to keep them there". Bender hits him a couple more times before handing out one final...

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blow whitch broke the bowl,woohoo!then they went to the peel wierdos section where they saw the head of...
(p.s. ive created a monster)

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a weird crumpled guy in a jar. His name was

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impossible to read, because the jar was all covered in dirt. So Bender asked him...

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Clean your antimetalic jar, half dead, meatbag! So the jar man said...

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my name is KENNEDY and id like to make a deal.im listening said bender.
get me a body and i will give u...

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...one million twinkies. Bender looked at Fry who was...

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pickin his nose for now about 15 minutes non-stop. fry says :" Hey bender look what i've found!" and shows him...

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...a 1968 Mustang. Bender looks at it and in an attempt to better Fry, he produces a...

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...a 1947 Ford Model T with top speeds of 25 MPH.  "Wow," says fry, "...

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...they had them back in the 20th Century too. Bender slaps him over the head, just as the doorway is filled with the overbearing presence of...

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...archduke chocula himself. he slowly approaches fry and...

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...Bender, but trips on Tom Green's testicles, falling and seemingly breaking in two. Fry & Bender are amazed until they realise it's just...

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archduke chocula junior since archduke chocula senior looms over the broken body of his (adopted) son, with a grim expression on his face saying...

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i want my cheesy puffs!!
bender:i could really go for one million twinkies right now,and he turns around to kennedy who says...

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then what the hell are you waiting for?! Get me a body before I...

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...kill your family with a cheese-stick!" Bender proceeds to kick Kennedy's head out the window to certain death if it wasn't for...

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a decapitated zombie strolling down the street. It catches Kennedy's head in mid-flight...

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Originally posted by BenderHookah:
a decapitated zombie strolling down the street. It catches Kennedy's head in mid-flight...

...and says "what the hell is THIS? I asked for BRAINS!" (in sign language). He chuicks it over his shoulder...

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where kennedy sees a perfectly good body goin to waste and jumps out of the jar onto the it. now to
kick some people that are...

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I catch it and throw it to my gerbils. They say... (oh and thank you for creating this topic, it really cracked me up!)

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...creating a space-time paradox by posting two conflicting parts to the story. To really beat them good, Kennedy realizes he will need a...

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...really irritating him, chases them with his 'new' zombie body. Bender asks the robo-police man for help, but he says...

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(he, he. too late beet you to it,your post doesnt
count and should be ignored.by the way glad to be of service)

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no,no start from the post where i got a body .

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I don't care about you dumb ass friend Kennedy, sort it out between yourselfs as you are friends. Bender says

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No, start from mine. Oh dear.

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chris got it right start from his.

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Originally posted by KENNEDY:
chris got it right start from his.

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whoo boy

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Girl actually!   

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were all postin at the same time so stop it