FemJesse III: Return of the Jesse

[Reply #680 on:]

 

Originally posted by winna:
how odd... 

Pumpkin carving is fun!  Do you do the thing where you put the picture over the pumpkin and then poke the holes through the line, that's the best way to do it...  Either that or in COLD BLOOD!

That's the way I did it alright.  That's why I almost stuck myself a few times.

[Reply #681 on:]

Aw hell, I couldn't see a picture.

[Reply #682 on:]

What about this picture?
Eat a dick?
Choke and die?
Burn in hell?

Boring cliché subject matter, but Tom is right, blood is fun.  I'm joining the blood bandwagon.

[Reply #683 on:]

I think I like things better when they are in pumpkin form.

[Reply #684 on:]

Somebody needs a hug! 

Seriously, Jesse. Don't let those people get to you. Some people like your work, some don't. I've learned that you can't please everyone. Just respect those that say things to your face and crush the others under your heel.

[Reply #685 on:]

Yea I hate dickheads that talk about people behind their backs...  that's got me down again.
Filthy worms.

[Reply #686 on:]

I love you, Jesse. And being a guy, the only way I can express my love is through hitting. Seriously, if you need me to kick anybody's ass or anything, just call.

[Reply #687 on:]

......especially if it's Evan's.

[Reply #688 on:]

....could you do that to anton for me as well? and TSM bot.

[Reply #689 on:]

Once again I’ve missed what all the fuss was about, but I think I’ve got the idea. Perhaps it’s worth mentioning that one of the entries for the Turner Prize this year is so risqué that people are being warned not to take minors if they go to view, so there is a precedent. Jesse, some of the stuff I’ve done in the past has stayed strictly between the subjects and myself: sometimes it can be a good idea. That’s meant as friendly advice, not criticism.

[Reply #690 on:]

Hmm, don't know what to say, but that picture "Faceless", with the suicide moment and ... the background (the grey words) ... is in the same way touching my heart (with cold hands) and does scare me.
I really do not feel good seeing/reading this. 
It is good that people talk about society's tabus like "suicide", but that picture is more. It really goes to the heart ... followed by a stormy wind of ice and darkness.

[Reply #691 on:]

[MyInnerNerd]Like Northerend in Warcraft.[/MyInnerNerd]

[Reply #692 on:]

it's not about sucide, c'mon people, are you blind?
jesse has too many hormones.
"...human sexuality..."
- speaks for itself.


that's how i see it.

[Reply #693 on:]

But it also says:
"...my fucking subject matter say it to my face cock mongering rapist. why don't you get the hell out and stay the fuck away from me, jackass.  i hope you choke on a dick and die. all my problem and (none of yours) grow the fuck up..."

Its so fun to see the kind of person who only reads the topical.  I bet you believe the Bush conspiracies, too, Margarita.

Its kinda about suicide even though I don't feel that way.  I just feel anger.  pure.intense.anger.

[Reply #694 on:]

Don't be angry!  Almost everybody around here lurves you and you're popular and good at stuff!  If I was popular, I'd be happy alllll the time....

[Reply #695 on:]

I'd shrivel up and die if people stopped mentioning my name or talents.

[Reply #696 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
But it also says:
"...my fucking subject matter say it to my face cock mongering rapist. why don't you get the hell out and stay the fuck away from me, jackass.  i hope you choke on a dick and die. all my problem and (none of yours) grow the fuck up..."

Its so fun to see the kind of person who only reads the topical.  I bet you believe the Bush conspiracies, too, Margarita.

Its kinda about suicide even though I don't feel that way.  I just feel anger.  pure.intense.anger.

hmmmmm don't you mean rage?
Anyway it seems to me that this has something to do with that one asshole on devniart. You should make a voodoo doll of that guy and stab it in the eyes or even dip it in some acid. Don't forget to have your roommate take video tape you doing this, or at least have them take some pictures. I think it would be cool to see you making dolls then attacking them. If that does not work you can always try raging against mechines. Just remember no matter what you do more then 90% of the time I'll support you.


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Note: I am aware of all spelling errors in all my posts. They are merely there so I can test your perception, level of awareness, and spelling skills of course. Also, special thx to FemJesse for making my avy.O and one other thing vote for me.

[Reply #697 on:]

   

Originally posted by FemJesse:
But it also says:
"...my fucking subject matter say it to my face cock mongering rapist. why don't you get the hell out and stay the fuck away from me, jackass.  i hope you choke on a dick and die. all my problem and (none of yours) grow the fuck up..."

Its so fun to see the kind of person who only reads the topical.  I bet you believe the Bush conspiracies, too, Margarita.

Its kinda about suicide even though I don't feel that way.  I just feel anger.  pure.intense.anger.

i dont read the topical. i know you and how you act. suicide, yes, but it's not the main idea. if you meant something else, care to explain all words. "i crossed the line", etc...

edit: asshole on deviantart?
i looked through that. please... you can't take criticism? i mean, he doesn't have a life.. but you, why are you taking it so seriously? learn how to ignore dumb people. it can be useful.

[Reply #698 on:]

.. yea sanotach is probably just Margarita anyway.  If you REALLY looked into it and were paying attention, you'd know I can't take a criticism like
"Let me guess, you must have been on your period when you did this"
Its immature and not constructive.  Okay yes, apparently I crossed the line with people on PEEL, like you and Killerfox. It's not my problem if you want to act like self-righteous prudes (who will never ever do anything, right... my ass) and 'poo-poo' sexual humour.  You can't honestly say that snapshot wasn't hilarious (because my roommate Hillary took it... get it... hilarious?  Bah fuck you all)...  If my art is too controversial for you, then don't look.  Its not like I'm forcing you to or anything.

Oh and Marg, don't you ever, EVER say you "know" me... because you obviously don't know shit from shoeshine about me.  You never "met" me.  Not that I'm such an "individual", but you aren't me, and I'm offended by people who think differently from me thinking that they can ever begin to fathom the way I respond to common circumstances.  Oh like right now, I honestly want to smack you around violently with my vibrator until you bruise and bleed.  (Oooo yes I said it I have a vibrator, get over it... ooo violent much... ooo ooo ooo... tabooooo -gonna get a mod on my ass to make me stop making threats now?  Well how would I know what you'd, I don't know you.  That's a lot less patronizing than saying you "know" someone.  Okay I feel better now.  Hope your candy isn't tampered with.}

Edit:  oooh so mad I can't even type straight...

[Reply #699 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mango:
Don't be angry!  Almost everybody around here lurves you and you're popular and good at stuff!  If I was popular, I'd be happy alllll the time....

*hugs Mangogirl*
and your pumpkin is the best!!!

[Reply #700 on:]

If Mango wants to be popular, she should just act like a backstabbing asshole.  It seems to work for everyone else around here.

Now find me a fucking picture of the exterior of Fort Knox.

[Reply #701 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
.. yea sanotach is probably just Margarita anyway.  If you REALLY looked into it and were paying attention, you'd know I can't take a criticism like
"Let me guess, you must have been on your period when you did this"
Its immature and not constructive.  Okay yes, apparently I crossed the line with people on PEEL, like you and Killerfox. It's not my problem if you want to act like self-righteous prudes (who will never ever do anything, right... my ass) and 'poo-poo' sexual humour.  You can't honestly say that snapshot wasn't hilarious (because my roommate Hillary took it... get it... hilarious?  Bah fuck you all)...  If my art is too controversial for you, then don't look.  Its not like I'm forcing you to or anything.

Oh and Marg, don't you ever, EVER say you "know" me... because you obviously don't know shit from shoeshine about me.  You never "met" me.  Not that I'm such an "individual", but you aren't me, and I'm offended by people who think differently from me thinking that they can ever begin to fathom the way I respond to common circumstances.  Oh like right now, I honestly want to smack you around violently with my vibrator until you bruise and bleed.  (Oooo yes I said it I have a vibrator, get over it... ooo violent much... ooo ooo ooo... tabooooo -gonna get a mod on my ass to make me stop making threats now?  Well how would I know what you'd, I don't know you.  That's a lot less patronizing than saying you "know" someone.  Okay I feel better now.  Hope your candy isn't tampered with.}

Edit:  oooh so mad I can't even type straight...

first of all - calm down. nothing good will happen if you will get pissed at people on the internet and i know that from my own experience.
- i'm not sanotach, because if you noticed i don't post just that your work sucks, i like some of it.
- his comments were immature, but what if he's dumb? why do you waste your energy on the idiot? see, i'm not saying you're wrong or something.
- about sex pics: i dont think PEEL is an appropriate place for it, and i wouldnt post such pic on the internet. it's my beliefs and if you're offended, it's your problem.
- "if you dont like dont look" one of the dumbest things to say. sorry. it was discussed million times before. (even about fanfics). if you do art, be ready for criticism. you can't take it. people have different tastes and someone thinks one drawing is great and other person might think it's terrible.
- i didn't say i know you really well, because yeah i never met you, but i do know few things about you.
stop acting like you're a queen and everyone should like you, if i don't like some art or some pictures i will post that i don't like it. and it's perfectly fine. i'm not even flaming you. also getting pissed at me is a waste of time.   

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[Reply #703 on:]

Woooooo.. FUCK YOU ALL. BEST.PIC.EVER

I agree with Jesse, your all offended over nothing, but a funny picture.

[Reply #704 on:]

Jesse: you dont have to sand me messages with my friends, if you want me to fuck myself in  the ass just tell it to me in the face.

 
i dont give a fuck what you think.

[Reply #705 on:]

Then why can't you tell me "Someone should rape you to shut up you up, stupid bitch" to my face.  Backstabbing pussy?  Why did you even put me on your buddy lists in the first place if you hate me so fucking much.
fucking Einsteins here...

The reason I told your friend to tell you that *ahem* was because I blocked you from all forms of buddy lists. 
oh oh yea... then in my heartlessness, I blocked him too, for association.

Have a nice day.

[Reply #706 on:]

Now, now, people. This is just getting uncomfortable. You folks should be spending less time arguing, and more time getting drunk in public places and discussing what a studly & hunky (*) computer nerd codefish really is.

* Statement might deviate more or less or perhaps even absolutely from reality on a bad day, but at least I'm still huggable, right? Right?! .. *glares*

[Reply #707 on:]

Fort Knox Bullion repository, Ft. Knox, Kentucky
Insert Elephant here.

[Reply #708 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
If Mango wants to be popular, she should just act like a backstabbing asshole.  It seems to work for everyone else around here.

Is that how popularity works? I'm even more unpopular than Mango
   

Seriously Jesse, you are above everything that everyone's been saying (especially the retarded comments about periods, why the hell would those change anything when you draw?). I admire your 'fuck-off' attitude. Whatever keeps you sane, just keep doing it.

[Reply #709 on:]

re: jesse's pic.



seriously now, calm down, no one hates you.

[Reply #710 on:]

Yes there is a lot of bad feeling in this thread. Lets hope this pic will ease the tensions.


Happy Halloween everyone!

[Reply #711 on:]

Now I'm just confused. *brain explosion* Can't we all get along like happy bunny rabbits in a field of flowers sharing and hugging and multiplying rapidly?

[Reply #712 on:]

 

Originally posted by Asylum-Fry:

 I admire your 'fuck-off' attitude. Whatever keeps you sane, just keep doing it.

Thank's Asylum.  That means a lot to me, particularly since we've had our disagreeances, and you've always been mature about them.  I always need to get my "angry" out in ways that are either scarey or funny or both.  I guess there are some people who don't understand that.

Artists Statement:
My intent was to drain the sexuality out of the image with my  unrealistic contorted expression.  The presence of the apparatus therefore suggests something that is not found elsewhere in that image, generating humour and further interest.  This was taken from a series of about 95 images by my roommate.  The series started out very appealing, with images of me being more serious about the project, after the 11th image, she said:
"Pretend your going to stab at me with it."
and it all went downhill from there.   
Unfortunately my end of the collective product is a 4 meg animated gif, far too risky to post here.  The "Fuck you" image shown is frame 93, just before the end of the series.  The image shown before was 21, at the end of the "stabbing" scene.

Also, Robi!  That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.  Very humorous, I laughed out loud at work.  What a tension killer...

[Reply #713 on:]

I'm glad that was a tension killer. Thats what i was aiming for.



Just trying to say we all shouldnt fight. Screw that it's too much work. Lets all just laugh at each other.

[Reply #714 on:]

Margarita's Carrot is smaller than mine....  haha...

[Reply #715 on:]

I've said it before, here it is agian.

Life's too short to get pissed off at the internet.

[Reply #716 on:]

I lourve the Fort Knox picture.. 

[Reply #717 on:]

 

Originally posted by Margarita:
jesse has too many hormones.

And if you're really nice to her, maybe she'll let you borrow a few until puberty kicks in.

I don't actually have anything against Margie, but I was bursting to use that line.

[Reply #718 on:]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
 Thank's Asylum.  That means a lot to me, particularly since we've had our disagreeances, and you've always been mature about them.  I always need to get my "angry" out in ways that are either scarey or funny or both.  I guess there are some people who don't understand that.

You're welcome. I'm not going to pretend I understand people (because the human mind is a mystery to everyone, especially me) but I do know that, in general, artists can get pretty weird with their drawings. And there's nothing wrong with that, at all.

Almost everything wrong you can think of has been done before, to certain extents.. so you can just point back and say, "they did it first and nobody had problems with it... so lay off."

Well, I'm off to trick-or-treat. And maybe take a picture of my lame Fry jack-o-lantern for everyone...

Feel better, Jesse. And don't take shit from anyone.

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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
 And if you're really nice to her, maybe she'll let you borrow a few until puberty kicks in.

no, thanks, i have my own.   

 

Margarita's Carrot is smaller than mine.... haha...

you know, ciggies are usually smaller than dildos . . .