FemJesse II: The Revenge!

[#560 :]

Excellent!

You should win a prize for that last one   

TOTPD!

[#561 :]

Ok, I'm about to say something shocking. I have never studied poetry.  I felt kinda lost reading your poem as a result. Is the poem supposed to be a follow up to the latest fanfic, or is it a follow up to one of your pic from the past week? 

[#562 :]

It seems to be about a former boyfriend...?

No Idea, i'm just guessing :P

[#563 :]

If thats the case I'm guessing it's about the one who went gay.

[#564 :]

Sorry.. I'm not telling.
If you don't get, it you don't get it.

[#565 :]

It looks even clooler in color 

[#566 :]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
*Amy Wasn't there moron-pic*

  Fry's expression is priceless, although it also makes him look like a dog hanging out of the window of a moving pickup.

[#567 :]

[FemJesse]*Stop's the car at the edge of the border*Run along boy! Your free now! *Shoves Fry out and gun's it*[/FJ]
[Fry]No. No! Nooooooohhwwl![/Fry]

[#568 :]

I'd more offer him an ultimatum... does he really want to go back and resume his life, with his friends, and his brother who loves him... or is he going to fart around in the future until he dies of lonliness.  Of course, he already chose Leela and the future in "The Why of Fry,"  but his mind was blanked... and I can be very persuasive...

Edit:  I am a bit busy with the book project... but you can look forward to my duet with Die Alkaida, Kalle's (Extrablood's) band.  We're singing a modified version of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers (no not 500 years =P)
It'll have some a sound clip or two from Futurama, as well as some funny improvised things.

[#569 :]

hehe nice touch with the "Clavicle cream" ad 
the good thing is that it was a "little poem"
i just suck at ryming words and suck even more at making sence with them!

[#570 :]

The smaller poem makes it easyer to understand the longer one. GJ on both poems Jess. The first one was touching though, I had to read it a couple times before I felt touched.

[#571 :]

This page needs a picture:

Odissa: Get out of my pond!
Jesse:  No, I made you!
Odissa:  Yeah right!
*Jesse adds ugly veins to her wings then erases her face*

I just whipped this out, its a present for my Aunt.  I'm going to color it for XMas.

[#572 :]

Very nice FemJ, a little mean looking but nice

[#573 :]

That's an awesome sketch, very nicely shaded, and toned 

[#574 :]

Wow! Most impressive 

The hands are very good - I could\can never draw good hands...

[#575 :]

Hey FemJ I think I just found a neat little trick. In The Voices Thread on page 3 there is a drawing of Leela surrounded by lines. If you take your mouse to your scroll bar and move it up and down the lines appear to move. It's a neat little thing I don't know if anyone has ever seen it before.

[#576 :]

I worked with Extrablood's band as a background singer for their cover single of "500 Miles."  Its based on another cover version by some punk band... Below is the cover and MP3 download of the song, as well as a link to the full cover image (big file.)

Jesse says:  I recorded this song in my pajamas!
Full:   http://www.scanartcentral.net/Submitted_Art/FemJesse/unrelated/alkcdcoverfull.png

And without further ado... (this song has the "F" word in it once)
Song Download:
 http://www.scanartcentral.net/Submitted_Art/   FemJesse/unrelated/The%20Alkaida%20feat.%20Jessica%20Tommassello%20-%20500%20Miles.mp3

I also forgot to mention that there are some funny sound clips in this song, and some things turned out much better than I ever expected... (intended?...)
Extra:  You don't really suck at all        I'd definitely work with you again, although I'm not sure if Zoidberg will be available for a while...

[#577 :]

The CD cover is good. The song was, well uhh[mind draws a blank]

[#578 :]

Wow!  That's a great cover and the song rocks as well!
*listens again*

[#579 :]

The image is based on elements from the work of Tessa Stone ( http://vert-is-ninja.deviantart.com  ), Gorillaz, and Jhonen Vasquez.

Edit:  Wow, DA seems to be down right now... I wanted to add this... what a bummer...

[#580 :]

....I sing better than you.

[#581 :]

nice one. i feel so amateurish 

[#582 :]

Kalle and I might do a version of Grease "Summer Lovin'" in which I sing the male vocals and he sings the female ones.  He calls The Alkaida, the bad ideas band.

[#583 :]

lol... try moving back from the mic!!!
funny song tho... catchy in a real strange way... but dont give up ur day job (assuming thats drawing)
and just to ruin everyone's fun
haver

\Haver\, v. i. [Etymol. uncertain.] To maunder; to talk foolishly; to chatter. [Scot.]

[#584 :]

Drawing, writing and Music?

[Lenny]FemJesse your a PEELian Treasure.[/Lenny]

[#585 :]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
The image is based on elements from the work of Tessa Stone ( http://vert-is-ninja.deviantart.com  ), Gorillaz, and Jhonen Vasquez.

I noticed that right away, in (what I assume is) your face.

[#586 :]

very nice FJ 

[#587 :]

Please, you all give me far too little credit! 

[#588 :]

The cover is cool, and the song is pretty good. Sounds a little like mine, besides the fact we have younger voices.  The end is the best part, hehe. Good jobboth Jesse and Extrablood and his band.

[#589 :]

That's an awesome cover, fitting too 

[#590 :]

I feel honored, today the great SPb_Petr sent an email praising my talents.


^^
Can anyone tell me what this means?  (Doug?)

Another fanfic spoiler (this one includes some cute non-Benderisms):

There is a sound similar to that of a lightbulb burning out. The sound has a short tinny reverberation, but nobody thinks anything of it.  Farnsworth removes the magnet from Bender's head and works his way over to his seat at the general meeting table.

Farnsworth:  Now everyone, stop fighting.  I need you all healthy for today's delivery-

Bender:  Urinal platter?

Farnsworth:  Delivery.

Bender:  Crocodile mother!

Farnsworth pulls a phillips head screwdriver from under the table and unscrews a panel in the back of Bender's head plate.  He fiddles around for a moment, before pulling out a fried-looking green chip.

Farnsworth (examining the chip):  His language recognition board is shot.  He can neither understand what we are saying, nor respond coherently.

Leela (looks at him upsetly):  I meant it in good fun... I feel terrible.

Bender (pounding his fist into his other hand):  Buttered kitty pen!

Fry (nods and frowns to Bender):  We've all been there... (He pats Bender on the back - Bender swifty socks Fry in the face. Fry covers his face, and gets a nosebleed.) Ow!

[#591 :]

A red X normally means a broken link 

Naa, i'll edit this with an appropriate response when you fix it 

[#592 :]

Its showing up for me... try doing "Show Picture"

Edit:  It was cached, now I have it on ScanartCentral.net so it will show.  Sorry about that.

[#593 :]

It's probably cached for you, i can't get it to work.

[#594 :]

 

Originally posted by FemJesse:
I feel honored, today the great SPb_Petr sent an email praising my talents.


^^
Can anyone tell me what this means?  (Doug?)

Ironically it says "do you understand Russian?"

[#595 :]

I guess the answer is "no." 

[#596 :]

Damn! Teral, pull the Tank's away from the Whitehouse!

[#597 :]

"Odissa"  More colorful and frustrated than ever:

[#598 :]

Teral beats me to it again!

Чёрт возьми!

But thanks for naturally assuming me   

Aynho, all that stuff's great. The coloured fairy thingy is fantastic, again, and I'm looking very forward to see where Bender and his

Language Recognition problems

  end up   

[#599 :]

I like it much better with color, it seems more alive IMO.