Futurama: Honey I shrunk the Zoidberg

Here is my fanfiction that took me a whole hour to write.

Fry and Bender are on the couch watching T.V., Leela and Amy are sitting at the table playing that horrible futuristic 3-d scrabble.
Professer enters the room pushing a hover cart with a crate on it.

Professer: Good news everyone! Today you'll be making a delivery to Keenevil 7, The daredevil planet.

Leela walks over

Leela: so what are we delivering?

Professer: It's a shrinking ray, the government there wants it to shrink the giant bears that live there

Fry: Why don't they just kill there bears

Professer: Because you dottering fool! The bears are used to make the leather in their stunt jackets, They just want to
be able to make them in children's sizes.

Leela: So even the childern there do stunts?

Professer: Oh my yes, people get injured there all the time, why the hospitals are never empty there.

Bender (looks over): What injured flesh wad's?

Bender jumps up

Bender: Come on people this delivery won't make its self!

Bender lifts up crate and heads toward ship

Zoidberg enters the room

Zoidberg: A planet full of other medical doctor types such as myself. Can I come mabye?

Leela: Well ok, just don't let me catch you near the shrink ray or I'll start locking my dumpster again.

Fry, Leela and Zoidberg head for ship

Cut to Bender laying down crate and heading off to he and Fry's room

Fry, Leela and Zoidberg enter ship. Fry puts a lunch can down next to the shrink ray and Zoidberg notices it out of the corner
of his eye.

Leela starts the ship and takes off while Fry heads to he and Bender's room, where Bender is in the top bunk

Fry: Hey that's my bunk!

Bender: What difference does it make Meatbag?!?

Fry lies down on bunk under Bender and a creak is heard. The top bunk then colaspes and bender falls on the floor

---------Later On---------------

We see a shot of Leela in her bed (in a reveiling night gown for you Leela fans), Shot of the Bender-Fry room
Bender is on the bottom bunk, Fry is on the floor.

We see a shot of the crate with Fry's lunch box next to it and Zoidberg's shadow looms over it

He walks in an picks up the lunch box

Zoidberg: Happy Birthday Dr. Zoidberg!

He opens the box and leans up aganist the crate tipping it over, activating the ray

Zoidberg: (Unspellable Zoidberg Yell)

It zaps Zoidberg and shrinks him

Zoidberg: Oh no! What have I done?!?

Zoidberg looks at how big the food is compared to him

Ziodberg: Hooray!

--------------Insert standerd Futurama change of scene music here-----------------

Leela, Bender and Fry walk into cargo hold

Leela: Well we're here, but where's Zoidberg? And why is the crate tipped over?

Bender takes a puff of a cigar

Bender: eh, he's probably in a better place

Shot of Zoidberg stuck on a glue mouse trap

Zoidberg: ohhhh, what would Zombie Jesus do?

Back to Leela, Bender and Fry

Bender: Who cares any way? Let's just deliver the ray so we can see some motorcycle crashes!

They load the crate onto a hover cart and push it down the ramp. A world foll of rocks shaped like ramps
gigantic canyons and trees with prickers in them unfolds before them.

A motorcycle with a guy who is dressed like Super Dave Osbourne and looks just like a human except he is green and has devil horns
crashes in front of them from the sky.

Fry and Bender (high fiving eachother): Yes!

Leela stoops down to talk to the fellow

Leela: Can you tell us where the government office is?

He raises an arm that looks to be broken is several places and points to the east.

--------------Insert standerd Futurama change of scene music here-----------------

The crew is walking back onto the ship

Fry: Wow! I've never seen a Govener who's throne is a pit of venom filled snakes before!

Leela: well we're ready, where's Zoidberg?

Bender pushes button to close door

Leela: Hey! What if Zoidberg isn't on the ship?

Bender: He would have wanted it this way.

they all head to the control room where Leela starts the ship and takes off

--------------Insert standerd Futurama change of scene music here-----------------

Zoidberg is still nowhere to be found, the others are explain the situation to Professer Farnsworth.

Professer: Tch Tch Tch. Luckily I have already made and invention perfect for this situation

Farnsworth opens a desk drawer and takes out "The Zoid-Seeker"

Farnsworth walks onto the ship and the device begins beeping he hones in on Zoidberg who they find
Jumping up and down in front of the tiolet.

Zoidberg: Little help?

Farnsworth: My god! he must have used the shrink ray on his self.

Bender: (Evil Laugh)

Leela: So how do we fix him

Farnsworth: well I can try to reverse the properties of the shrink ray but that could take months

Zoidberg: What do I do until then.

Bender: I know

Bender picks up Zoidberg and takes a goldfish bowl out of his chest cavity, which he puts Zoidberg in

Bender (narrows eyes looking at zoidberg): he he he he

Leela: couldn't we just clone a regular sized Zoidberg with the same memories from this one's DNA?

Farnsworth: That just might work and we can just flush this one down the tiolet!

--------------Insert standerd Futurama change of scene music here-----------------

They are all in the lab with a nervious looking Mini-Zoidberg on the table
The Professor is about to stick in the needle when Zoidberg's shell cracks open and a slightly
larger Zoidberg climbs out.

Zoidberg: I'm molting, oh that takes me back

Professor: Amazing it seems that with his smaller size Zoidbergs DNA has kicked in and he's growing larger

----------------------------------Several weeks later-------------------------

everyone except Zoidberg is watching T.V., Zoidberg walks into the room

Zoidberg: Look everyone I'm back to my normal size

Bender Throws a beer bottle and just misses Zoidberg's head

Bender: Shaddup!

Zoidberg (tear runs down face): Ah, just like old times.

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