Moonside
Delivery Boy
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« on: 07-29-2002 23:16 »
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I'm bored, you're bored, or we wouldn't be here, so let's try a creative new activity. A lot of the common posters here seem to be great at coming up with hilarious little script-style vignettes as a response to a topic... so let's add some pressure. The idea here is to either ask a "what if" style question, or answer other people's with whatever weird situation comes to mind. Multiple answers to the same question welcome; most importantly, let's all try to laugh. Now, I'm not one to propose a topic and then bail out, so... ...Uh... ... ...I'll think of something tomorrow.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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What if I was a Dictator...?
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Guy
Professor
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What if Futurama never existed?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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What if your ship was violently pulled to another part of the galaxy, killing a large portion of your crew in the process, and forcing you to band together with a group of outlaws, while you face a long voyage home, low on manpower, supplies, energy and every vital mineral possible?
What if all those insurmountable obstacles disappeared all of a sudden, and it was business as usual?
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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What if I became Richer than Bill Gates
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Aleel
Starship Captain
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Originally posted by Kryten: What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, tryin' to make his way home, up in heaven all alone, nobody callin' on the phone, 'cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome... A fine song, Kryten. From Joan Osborne or someone, isn't it? What if beaming WAS possible?
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Tzlk
Professor
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Isnt that Alanis Morrisette? (ugh)
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by bartman: what if the world was run by animal's Communism won't look so bad and shooting Animals would once again be a Survival Technique.
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Kryten: What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, tryin' to make his way home, up in heaven all alone, nobody callin' on the phone, 'cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome... He'd have front row seats to all the Lakers games He'd make Mr Blackwell's worst dessed list for always sporting the same white rope The Pope would be out of a job He'd rack up a ton of money on Jeopardy He'd make a guest appearance on Friends He'd still have problems with AOL and his cable company What if someone actually answered all these what-if's?
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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You could say the same about Jeri Ryan. And yet the show still...
What if tv programs aren't made based on the lowest common denominator?
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Guy
Professor
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What if PEEL ruled the world?
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Kryten
Space Pope
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Originally posted by BarneyBurnham: What if God was one of us? Originally posted by Kryten: What if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on a bus, tryin' to make his way home, up in heaven all alone, nobody callin' on the phone, 'cept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome...
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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What would happen if Microsoft became a freindly company which made error free computers.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Kryten: What if pigs flew, Hell froze over, and monkeys flew out my butt? The RAF will be called in for culling,Satan will be replaced My frosty the snowman and you'd need a Plug of fur,Pinecombs and old leafs up you're but.Trust the bears on that.
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