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Lost My Phone

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"Fry Meets Edgar Allan Poe"
After reading some of Edgar Allan Poe's short stories, Fry becomes obsessed with him. He talks about nothing except for Poe for a week. Tired of hearing about Poe, the Professor decides to build a machine that can bring the dead back to life. He finds Poe's skeleton at a cemetery and resurrects him. Poe likes Fry at first, but soon Fry's obsession with him freaks him out: Poe thinks that Fry is out to get him. So he takes Fry to Italy and brings him down into the catacombs and traps Fry down there, intending for him to starve to death. However, it being a TV show, Leela just happens to be there. She kills Edgar Allan Poe with a laser gun (after kicking his ass) and takes Fry back to New New York.
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MeatablePie

Professor

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"Leela Rules the Universe"
As the title of the thread says: "Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here"
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Lost My Phone

Professor

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"Zoidberg Gets a New Dumpster"
Zoidberg grows tired of living in the dumpster outside of Planet Express and decides to get a new one. However, as he tries to steal one from Momcorp, he is caught and arrested.
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Monster_Robot_Maniac

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"Kif Becomes Amy" After being called a woman by Zapp, Kif realizes that his true calling in life is to be a human female. He becomes a Drag Queen at the most popular club in New New York, but it considered by everyone to be disgusting and unattractive. He makes a deal with Amy, however, that they'll switch bodies just for a day, and that Kif in Amy's body must make enough cash to buy them a new apartment. So, they switch bodies using the professor's mind switcher, with Kif being in Amy's body, and vise versa. Kif in Amy's body is considered very attractive, to the point that he gets stalkers that he can't escape from. He gets mad and kills one of the stalkers, which causes him to go on the run from the law. He realizes the only way to escape the law is to be saved by none other than Zapp, as no police officer would dare mess with him. Zapp picks him up in the middle of the desert, and they fly off into space, escaping the police and leaving Kif in Amy's body forever after.
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Lost My Phone

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"How to Keep an Idiot Busy (See Description)"
How to Keep an Idiot Busy (See Title)
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ShinyMetal***

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"the one where they act like characters off of 'Friends'' Fry acts like Ross off friends where Leela acts like Rachel for absolutely no reason. Amy acts like Pheobe while the professor starts to act like Chandler. They then go on a random secret mission for the avengers because they felt like it, and for some dumb reason they all turn into to Jim Carrey and get god-like powers(Bruce Almighty) and ruin their weather forcasters life while fighting pirates.
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Lost My Phone

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"My Name Is Bender"
Bender comes to believe in karma. He makes a list of all the bad things he 's done and sets out to right every wrong.
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Lost My Phone

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Hey, that one actually doesn't sound so bad, at least to me.
Why thank you. D'oh!
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Quantum Neutrino Field

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« Reply #137 on: 10-05-2013 21:41 »
« Last Edit on: 10-05-2013 22:21 »
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Futurama-drama-rama
Once upon a time Fry wakes up in the morning after he has slept through the night and joins Bender, who instead has partied all night long drinking alcohol drinks and played "insert the antenna on a robot" with hookerbots without sleeping at all, for a breakfast.
Suddenly Fry realises he's late for the dinner with Leela as he notices time already being 17:12 and accidentally drinks Bender's motor oil thinking it being coffee while quickly checking (future-equivalent for) e-mail and Bender decides it's time for get lootin', even though it's work day and Planet Express has very important mission to extremely dangerous far away planet in a galaxy over there.
Bender starts packing the bricks in to the lootin' sack. Meanwhile Fry starts going down stairs fast, but not too fast as he doesn't want to stumble, and walking towards Elzar's Fine Cuisine, which is the restaurant Fry was supposed to have dinner with Leela at 17:12. When Fry finally steps into the restaurant, he can't see Leela anywhere and thinks "Great, she's already gone." and looks how much he's late so he can answer Leela's question: "Do you even know how much you were late!?" surprisingly noticing it's still 17:12.
As Fry was standing there petrified, suddenly Bender runs into the restaurant with a mask and knife yelling "This is a robbery, give me all your valuables!" and when Fry notices this he asks "Bender, what are you doing here?" and Bender tells him to go away as he knows Fry doesn't have any valuables as he has robbed them from Fry already. After Fry heard what Bender said he left the restaurant and heard police siren, then he realises it's work day and he's late from work.
Then starts going towards the Planet Express building, where he works. Then he remembers he had dinner with Leela yesterday and it was pleasant. Also, then he remembers the very important mission for the day, but still wonders how is clock still showing 17:12. And then he realises the clock broke yesterday after the dinner, when Bender tried to rob him.
When Fry showed up to work, he gets to know the mission was an accomplishment and the work is about to end, at 17:12, when Leela tells him "See you tomorrow." and he doesn't get paid as he didn't show up and so he starts to stroll towards home, where he gets to know that Bender got caught and is in the jail, when goes to sleep.
The end;
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Lost My Phone

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"Fry Gets Confused"
Fry is watching The Simpsons episode "My Big Fat Geek Wedding". As he watches the "Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con" scene, he notices that Matt Groening is signing Bender dolls. He then says, "WHAT THE FUCK?! BENDER, GET IN HERE!". Then Bender is like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!". The Professor enters the room and says, "Shut up." Fry then tells the Professor about the Bender dolls. They notice that the characters in The Simpsons had referred to Matt Groening as "the creator of Futurama". They realize that they are actually cartoon characters, then they cry.
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Lost My Phone

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*Bump* Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here? Shame on you, Everyone. Shame on you.  Luckily, I have some episode ideas in mind that might make you puke. "South of the Border, Part Uno"Bender gets pissed off that he has no sense of taste. He and Fry head to Mexico to confront Mom at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They go to Mom's office, but she says she can do nothing about it. She then sends robot guards after them. Meanwhile, Hermes dies. "South of the Border, Part Dos"Bender and Fry try to escape Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They hijack some random Mexican dude's car and drive to San Francisco. Then they take a tour of the city. Meanwhile, Hermes dies.
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here?
Have you met KurtPikachu?
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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He didn't listen to me. 
Have you met KurtPikachu?
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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You do? That's just sad. 
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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Yes. Good thing nobody here has become a cop, otherwise you'd be busted for your efforts.  WAIT A MINUTE! Episode idea epiphany!!!
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Lost My Phone

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"MRM Gets a Job"
Beamer tells MRM that he sucks at life, so he gets a job at his local NASCAR track. He becomes a snack vendor, but soon quits after some guy throws soda at him.
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Lost My Phone

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"MRM and Beamer Mysteriously Disappear"They haven't posted in weeks. What happened to them? LMP definitely does not know what happened to them. 
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