Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here

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For someone who hates the idea, you sure do seem to spend a lot of time coming up with different scenarios in which Leela is the damsel in distress.

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"Fry Meets Edgar Allan Poe"

After reading some of Edgar Allan Poe's short stories, Fry becomes obsessed with him. He talks about nothing except for Poe for a week. Tired of hearing about Poe, the Professor decides to build a machine that can bring the dead back to life. He finds Poe's skeleton at a cemetery and resurrects him. Poe likes Fry at first, but soon Fry's obsession with him freaks him out: Poe thinks that Fry is out to get him. So he takes Fry to Italy and brings him down into the catacombs and traps Fry down there, intending for him to starve to death. However, it being a TV show, Leela just happens to be there. She kills Edgar Allan Poe with a laser gun (after kicking his ass) and takes Fry back to New New York.

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"Leela Rules the Universe"

As the title of the thread says:
"Create Terrible Futurama Episodes Here"

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"Zoidberg Gets a New Dumpster"

Zoidberg grows tired of living in the dumpster outside of Planet Express and decides to get a new one. However, as he tries to steal one from Momcorp, he is caught and arrested.

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"Kif Becomes Amy"
After being called a woman by Zapp, Kif realizes that his true calling in life is to be a human female. He becomes a Drag Queen at the most popular club in New New York, but it considered by everyone to be disgusting and unattractive. He makes a deal with Amy, however, that they'll switch bodies just for a day, and that Kif in Amy's body must make enough cash to buy them a new apartment. So, they switch bodies using the professor's mind switcher, with Kif being in Amy's body, and vise versa. Kif in Amy's body is considered very attractive, to the point that he gets stalkers that he can't escape from. He gets mad and kills one of the stalkers, which causes him to go on the run from the law. He realizes the only way to escape the law is to be saved by none other than Zapp, as no police officer would dare mess with him. Zapp picks him up in the middle of the desert, and they fly off into space, escaping the police and leaving Kif in Amy's body forever after.

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Star Doors: A New Pope

The Space Pope retires after three decades of Space-Catholicism and a new dictator is elected. This new Pope opens up thousands of wormholes (nicknamed "Star Doors") around Earth in order to summon an army to annihilate the humans once and for all. Also, there's a B-Plot where Hattie McDoogal has a baby and tries to raise it on cat food.

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"Wolverine Kills Fry"
Ummmmmm

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"How to Keep an Idiot Busy (See Description)"

How to Keep an Idiot Busy (See Title)

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"Episode containing Sexual Innuendo that's trying to be Edgy but ultimately Fails"
It's national 'Be Naked and make Nudity Related Jokes Day' on Earth, and everyone is making Family Guy-esque jokes in order to get Higher Ratings.

......Oh, wait. This episode already exists under the title of "In-A-Gadda-De-Leela"....

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"the one where they act like characters off of 'Friends''
 Fry acts like Ross off friends where Leela acts like Rachel for absolutely no reason.
Amy acts like Pheobe while the professor starts to act like Chandler. They then go on a random secret mission for the avengers because they felt like it, and for some dumb reason they all turn into to Jim Carrey and get god-like powers(Bruce Almighty) and  ruin their weather forcasters life while fighting pirates.

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"My Name Is Bender"

Bender comes to believe in karma. He makes a list of all the bad things he 's done and sets out to right every wrong.

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"My Name Is Bender"

Bender comes to believe in karma. He makes a list of all the bad things he 's done and sets out to right every wrong.

Hey, that one actually doesn't sound so bad, at least to me.

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Hey, that one actually doesn't sound so bad, at least to me.

Why thank you.

_D'oh!

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"Dickesode, Futurama Version"
There's a new sweepstake at Long Burger, where you can win free food, and a car. Professor gets the car, Leela gets free fries, Bender get's free beer, but Fry's says "Tonight you will get your DICK RIPPED OFF!" But chooses not to believe the Cup, however Leela tries to defend Fry's Dick. Leela gets murdered and Fry gets his Dick ripped of by none other than Lrrr, Getting the lower horn he's wanted for TEN FUCKING YEARS!

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" MRM Is Mentally Disturbed by the Above Story"
After reading the above episode concept, MRM quickly went insane and went streaking through his town for no reason whatsoever.

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Futurama-drama-rama

Once upon a time Fry wakes up in the morning after he has slept through the night and joins Bender, who instead has partied all night long drinking alcohol drinks and played "insert the antenna on a robot" with hookerbots without sleeping at all, for a breakfast.

Suddenly Fry realises he's late for the dinner with Leela as he notices time already being 17:12 and accidentally drinks Bender's motor oil thinking it being coffee while quickly checking (future-equivalent for) e-mail and Bender decides it's time for get lootin', even though it's work day and Planet Express has very important mission to extremely dangerous far away planet in a galaxy over there.

Bender starts packing the bricks in to the lootin' sack. Meanwhile Fry starts going down stairs fast, but not too fast as he doesn't want to stumble, and walking towards Elzar's Fine Cuisine, which is the restaurant Fry was supposed to have dinner with Leela at 17:12. When Fry finally steps into the restaurant, he can't see Leela anywhere and thinks "Great, she's already gone." and looks how much he's late so he can answer Leela's question: "Do you even know how much you were late!?" surprisingly noticing it's still 17:12.

As Fry was standing there petrified, suddenly Bender runs into the restaurant with a mask and knife yelling "This is a robbery, give me all your valuables!" and when Fry notices this he asks "Bender, what are you doing here?" and Bender tells him to go away as he knows Fry doesn't have any valuables as he has robbed them from Fry already. After Fry heard what Bender said he left the restaurant and heard police siren, then he realises it's work day and he's late from work.

Then starts going towards the Planet Express building, where he works. Then he remembers he had dinner with Leela yesterday and it was pleasant. Also, then he remembers the very important mission for the day, but still wonders how is clock still showing 17:12. And then he realises the clock broke yesterday after the dinner, when Bender tried to rob him.

When Fry showed up to work, he gets to know the mission was an accomplishment and the work is about to end, at 17:12, when Leela tells him "See you tomorrow." and he doesn't get paid as he didn't show up and so he starts to stroll towards home, where he gets to know that Bender got caught and is in the jail, when goes to sleep.

The end;

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"Fry Gets Confused"

Fry is watching The Simpsons episode "My Big Fat Geek Wedding". As he watches the "Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con" scene, he notices that Matt Groening is signing Bender dolls. He then says, "WHAT THE FUCK?! BENDER, GET IN HERE!". Then Bender is like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!". The Professor enters the room and says, "Shut up." Fry then tells the Professor about the Bender dolls. They notice that the characters in The Simpsons had referred to Matt Groening as "the creator of Futurama". They realize that they are actually cartoon characters, then they cry.

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*Bump*

Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here? Shame on you, Everyone. Shame on you.

Luckily, I have some episode ideas in mind that might make you puke.

"South of the Border, Part Uno"

Bender gets pissed off that he has no sense of taste. He and Fry head to Mexico to confront Mom at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They go to Mom's office, but she says she can do nothing about it. She then sends robot guards after them. Meanwhile, Hermes dies.

"South of the Border, Part Dos"

Bender and Fry try to escape Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They hijack some random Mexican dude's car and drive to San Francisco. Then they take a tour of the city. Meanwhile, Hermes dies.

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Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here?

Have you met KurtPikachu?

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Yeah, but he's posting his ideas in the wrong thread. I told him a few weeks ago that he should be posting his ideas here, but he didn't listen to me.

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He didn't listen to me.

Have you met KurtPikachu?

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He didn't listen to me.

Have you met KurtPikachu?

Okay, I guess that was a pretty stupid argument to make. Silly me.

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On the other hand, it'd make a pretty terrible episode of Futurama, so nice work, Lost My Phone!

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I try, Beamer. I try.
_{Seriously, I do.}

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You do?

That's just sad.

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It is?

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Yes. Good thing nobody here has become a cop, otherwise you'd be busted for your efforts.



WAIT A MINUTE!

Episode idea epiphany!!!

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Normally, I would not give you permission to write an episode with me in it, but since I did it to you, I guess it's only fair.

"Hippie Toad Comes to New New York"

Hippie Toad becomes rich and famous because of his wonderful drawings of the Futurama characters. Outraged that he is making money off of them, the Planet Express crew sues Hippie Toad. However, he ends up killing them all.

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The Hippie Toad would never commit murder. He's a gentle soul who loves everything!!!

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That's why it's a terrible episode.

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You're a terrible episode.

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You know who else is terrible?

Your mom.

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"Beamer and LMP become Cops"
After realizing that Cops are allowed to be Gay, Beamer and LMP become policemen, and fight drug lords such as QNF and Jezzem for the rest of their days.

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"MRM Gets a Job"

Beamer tells MRM that he sucks at life, so he gets a job at his local NASCAR track. He becomes a snack vendor, but soon quits after some guy throws soda at him.

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"LMP gets pregnant"
After spending a long night with KurtPikachu, LMP becomes pregnant with 4 children, each of which is both horribly deformed and mentally challenged.

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These are supposed to be original ideas, not biopics.

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"MRM and Beamer Mysteriously Disappear"

They haven't posted in weeks. What happened to them? LMP definitely does not know what happened to them.

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"Lost My Phone gets spanked by Everyone"
After licking Jezzem's forehead for an inappropriate amount of time, Lost My Phone is spanked for being so naughty by everyone; both the user and and everyone else.