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Monster_Robot_Maniac

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« #126 : 10-05-2013 03:58 »
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"Kif Becomes Amy" After being called a woman by Zapp, Kif realizes that his true calling in life is to be a human female. He becomes a Drag Queen at the most popular club in New New York, but it considered by everyone to be disgusting and unattractive. He makes a deal with Amy, however, that they'll switch bodies just for a day, and that Kif in Amy's body must make enough cash to buy them a new apartment. So, they switch bodies using the professor's mind switcher, with Kif being in Amy's body, and vise versa. Kif in Amy's body is considered very attractive, to the point that he gets stalkers that he can't escape from. He gets mad and kills one of the stalkers, which causes him to go on the run from the law. He realizes the only way to escape the law is to be saved by none other than Zapp, as no police officer would dare mess with him. Zapp picks him up in the middle of the desert, and they fly off into space, escaping the police and leaving Kif in Amy's body forever after.
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Quantum Neutrino Field

Liquid Emperor
 
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« #137 : 10-05-2013 21:41 »
« : 10-05-2013 22:21 »
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Futurama-drama-rama
Once upon a time Fry wakes up in the morning after he has slept through the night and joins Bender, who instead has partied all night long drinking alcohol drinks and played "insert the antenna on a robot" with hookerbots without sleeping at all, for a breakfast.
Suddenly Fry realises he's late for the dinner with Leela as he notices time already being 17:12 and accidentally drinks Bender's motor oil thinking it being coffee while quickly checking (future-equivalent for) e-mail and Bender decides it's time for get lootin', even though it's work day and Planet Express has very important mission to extremely dangerous far away planet in a galaxy over there.
Bender starts packing the bricks in to the lootin' sack. Meanwhile Fry starts going down stairs fast, but not too fast as he doesn't want to stumble, and walking towards Elzar's Fine Cuisine, which is the restaurant Fry was supposed to have dinner with Leela at 17:12. When Fry finally steps into the restaurant, he can't see Leela anywhere and thinks "Great, she's already gone." and looks how much he's late so he can answer Leela's question: "Do you even know how much you were late!?" surprisingly noticing it's still 17:12.
As Fry was standing there petrified, suddenly Bender runs into the restaurant with a mask and knife yelling "This is a robbery, give me all your valuables!" and when Fry notices this he asks "Bender, what are you doing here?" and Bender tells him to go away as he knows Fry doesn't have any valuables as he has robbed them from Fry already. After Fry heard what Bender said he left the restaurant and heard police siren, then he realises it's work day and he's late from work.
Then starts going towards the Planet Express building, where he works. Then he remembers he had dinner with Leela yesterday and it was pleasant. Also, then he remembers the very important mission for the day, but still wonders how is clock still showing 17:12. And then he realises the clock broke yesterday after the dinner, when Bender tried to rob him.
When Fry showed up to work, he gets to know the mission was an accomplishment and the work is about to end, at 17:12, when Leela tells him "See you tomorrow." and he doesn't get paid as he didn't show up and so he starts to stroll towards home, where he gets to know that Bender got caught and is in the jail, when goes to sleep.
The end;
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Lost My Phone

Professor

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« #139 : 10-10-2013 02:05 »
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*Bump* Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here? Shame on you, Everyone. Shame on you.  Luckily, I have some episode ideas in mind that might make you puke. "South of the Border, Part Uno"Bender gets pissed off that he has no sense of taste. He and Fry head to Mexico to confront Mom at Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They go to Mom's office, but she says she can do nothing about it. She then sends robot guards after them. Meanwhile, Hermes dies. "South of the Border, Part Dos"Bender and Fry try to escape Mom's Friendly Robot Company. They hijack some random Mexican dude's car and drive to San Francisco. Then they take a tour of the city. Meanwhile, Hermes dies.
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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« #140 : 10-10-2013 02:54 »
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Why hasn't anyone been pulling terrible episode ideas out of their ass and posting them here?
Have you met KurtPikachu?
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Beamer

DOOP Secretary

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« #142 : 10-10-2013 04:55 »
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He didn't listen to me. 
Have you met KurtPikachu?
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