Right, so I made a general plot for a fanfic script in '08, but I never wrote it and I know if I will ever get around too it. However, I made a quick sketch when I came up with the plot and it's been sitting in storage for a long, long time. But I found it and did a quick digital job and tadaa!
Here's the plotage dot points I made:
-With Fry and Leela dating, Bender is feeling alone
-Bender meets 'Polly' at a Robot club and is amazed at how shiny she is (and how hot her (British?) accent is) and tries to pick her up - fails
-Bender stalks her and tries to woo her, but she says she can't
-Bender tells Fry he loves her and not to tell anyone, Fry tells Leela (but don't tell anyone), Leela tells Amy (but don't tell anyone), Amy tells the Professor (but don't tell anyone),
-The Professor is curious at how shiny Polly is and finds out that she's an illegal import and calls the cops.
-Bender (who is unaware of the gossip chain), sees Polly being chased by the cops and quickly swoops down to save her and hides her in the planet express building
-Bender finds out about the gossip chain
-Polly confesses to Bender that she is an illegal import and she is there to spy on the 'MOM' company
-Bender is furious and goes to take her to the cops, but Polly confesses that she loves him, but she is from 'MUM' and made from polyester and he is from 'MOM' and made from metal.
-Romeo and Juliet family feud references
-Get over differences, test 'compatibility'
-Subplot of Fry/Leela somewhere in here
-Polly fled before cops search the Planet Express building.
-Bender having faith that he wooed her so well she has abandoned her spying on MOM products
-(camera zoom in on hidden tracking device on Bender's person next to a label 'Product of MOM' and 'Made in Mexico')
Random facts:
The symbols on Pollys shoulder is in alienese and reads '007'
The compartment on her leg is a gun holster