Freako posts art and gets trolled by jerks with pony pics.

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I've seen it; it's crap.

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Stop that, Jezzem.

I don't like it.
And I don't bloody appreciate it.

[Reply #122 on:]

Bloody kids.

[Reply #123 on:]

I wanna see...

Just send Freako some $$ and I'm sure he'd be glad to send you the pic.

But I'm also surprised you don't draw your own porn.

[Reply #124 on:]

Or at least draw some for me! What the hell am I supp- Oh right, unrestricted internet.

[Reply #125 on:]

I'LL GIVE YOU A JILLION DOLLARS FOR A DRAWING!

(Futurama and SpongeBob references in one line. )

[Reply #126 on:]

But I'm also surprised you don't draw your own porn.

I don't get off on my own drawings.
That'd be like getting off on myself in a mirror with my junk tucked between my legs.

[Reply #127 on:]

Ralph is now clawing his eyes out thinking of Coldy doing a Buffalo Bill.

Maz, if Coldy asks you to enter a deep well, run.

[Reply #128 on:]

I Urban Dictionary'd "Buffalo Bill". Classy. And Freako, I say screw them douches. Keep drawing the PEEL pic. For your real friends, half a world away.

[Reply #129 on:]

Just in case, this is the Buffalo Bill I'm referring to.

I keep forgetting that some members may be too young to get the pop culture references I throw around.

[Reply #130 on:]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

[Reply #131 on:]

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up, Ralph. That's not... Even creepier...

[Reply #132 on:]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

I already did!

[Reply #133 on:]

Score! High fives for obvious things!

[Reply #134 on:]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Coldy, I love you.  As a friend.

But to want to fuck you?

Not NO.

But:

HELL NO

You're not my type.  I like petite redheads with vaginas and boobs (real or fake, just as long as there's more than a handful and they don't reach halfway to the floor).  And no body hair below the neck.  A large bank account is a big plus.

[Reply #135 on:]

That'd be like getting off on myself in a mirror with my junk tucked between my legs.

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up, Ralph. That's not... Even creepier...

(Exerpt from Wikipedia:  R/E Silence OF The Lambs character Buffalo Bill)

He is fascinated by the moths' metamorphosis, a process he wants to undergo by becoming a woman. In one of the film's most infamous scenes, he dances around with his penis tucked between his legs, wearing a silk cape which he flourishes like butterfly wings.

[Reply #136 on:]

Wow, Ralph. I don't know any women who wax their entire body below the neck. That would have to take a day to get done. And ouch. That's quite a standard.

Why don't you just get a hairless cat?

[Reply #137 on:]

This is not a productive area of discussion.

[Reply #138 on:]

Freako, since you're in semi-retirement, we have to do something to keep the thread alive.

As much as I'd like to see new stuff from you, I want you to be healthy first and foremost.  If you don't have the energy/desire to do more artwork, most of us understand.

I've bought commissioned works from both FemJesse and Demeter.  We arranged that they did a quick sketch of what I was asking for and once we agreed on a theme, I paid half up front.  Then they did the commissioned pic at a lower resolution with a watermark.  When I agreed that the final was what I wanted, I sent the rest of the payment and they provided me with a high resolution print with the watermark removed.  If you're trying to make some $$$ from commission works, maybe adopting that system will work.  At least it'll weed out the people not serious about paying for a commissioned work.

Good luck, bro.  Here's hoping your health returns and you make a fortune doing commissioned works of Leela deep-throating Lrrr...

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Wow, Ralph. I don't know any women who wax their entire body below the neck. That would have to take a day to get done. And ouch. That's quite a standard.

I've dated two women in the past who were hairless from the neck down.  Not by my request but because they liked that look.

Why don't you just get a hairless cat?

Now that ain't natural...

[Reply #140 on:]

Hairless cats are natural.

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Hairless cats.  Hermaphordites.  Both are 'natural'.

But they're not natural.

(No Leela or Amy "dickgirl" pics, please.  I'm still trying to regain my eyesight after viewing a Hit-Girl "dickgirl" pic some sick fucker sent me yesterday.)

[Reply #142 on:]

I accidentally saw a Marge Simpson dickgirl today. Doing... things.... to Homer.
Damn Google images... damn you all to hell!

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I disagree! Now leave me to my sick fantasies!!

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I draw the line at Hit Girl/loli in general. If you're anywhere near my age, no deal. She's like, 13, by the way. Even horny teenage pervs have standards. Thank you and good night.

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Oh, I have no desire to see any Hit-Girl porn, even if she's drawn as an adult.  Part of her charm and appeal is that she's too young to sexualized (except by "Friends of Pedobear").

She's good enough of a character that she doesn't need "tarting-up" to make her interesting.

Don't even get me started on people who skank-up their 5 year old daughters to look like 20 year old beauty contest skanks.  These parents should be locked up as sexual offenders.  

Loli is sick.  Barely-legal and illegal doesn't appeal to me at all.

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Agreed. Under 15 and it's no deal.

...What?

[Reply #146 on:]

Don't even get me started on people who skank-up their 5 year old daughters to look like 20 year old beauty contest skanks.  These parents should be locked up as sexual offenders.

I always thought that Toddlers and Tiaras crap was somewhere in between child porn and child abuse.

[Reply #147 on:]

Can I have Hit-Girl porn? Chloe Moretz is 3 days older than me so it'd be okay.

[Reply #148 on:]

Google "paheal", go to "Rule 34", and type "Hit_Girl" in the search bar. (The underscore is important.)

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Never thought I'd have to explain to someone how to get porn.

[Reply #149 on:]

Can I have Hit-Girl porn? Chloe Moretz is 3 days older than me so it'd be okay.

::blinks eyes::
::shakes head::
::is totally disgusted::

Dude, I can probably find the "dickgirl" Hit-Girl pic in my deleted folder if that will turn you on.  At least she's drawn as being a young adult in that pic.

The last I heard, loli is kinda illegal.  Hit-Girl is 12 years old, fer Christ'a sake!

Google "paheal", go to "Rule 34", and type "Hit_Girl" in the search bar. (The underscore is important.)

Bro, just how do you know this and the importance of the underscore?

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Don't even get me started on people who skank-up their 5 year old daughters to look like 20 year old beauty contest skanks.  These parents should be locked up as sexual offenders.

I always thought that Toddlers and Tiaras crap was somewhere in between child porn and child abuse.

The worst part?  Look at the morbidly obese mothers?  9 out of 10 of them were pagent queens when they were toddlers.  Let that sink in for a minute.  I like adding my own dialouge to the show like:
"This is mommy's favorite crown that you won, Kendra Anne!  When you're asleep, Mommy likes to put it on, and pretend she's the one who won it!"

It's funny because it's true.

[Reply #151 on:]

I'll check it out later Nibblonian, thanks.

[Reply #152 on:]

[Zapp]You disgust me![/Zapp]

[Reply #153 on:]

I was being sarcastic...

[Reply #154 on:]

Oh you were not you fucking liar.

[Reply #155 on:]

Um, yes I was...

[Reply #156 on:]

No, you weren't.

[Reply #157 on:]

Bro, just how do you know this and the importance of the underscore?

Frequent visits.

"This is mommy's favorite crown that you won, Kendra Anne!  When you're asleep, Mommy likes to put it on, and pretend she's the one who won it!"

It's funny because it's true.

Mommy says she loves me when I win.

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Bro, just how do you know this and the importance of the underscore?

Frequent visits.

"This is mommy's favorite crown that you won, Kendra Anne!  When you're asleep, Mommy likes to put it on, and pretend she's the one who won it!"

It's funny because it's true.

Mommy says she loves me when I win.

And when I don't win, I go straight into the Cage!

[Reply #159 on:]

I wouldn't put it past some of the moms on there. Any thoughts, Ralph?