Challenge: What the hell does Suzy look like from Countdown from thirty-eight??

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Here is a friendly challenge and contest for our beloved and talented arty-types.  Draw a sketch of what you think Susan James Anderson, lover of Fry and Leela, looks like.  Only hints: she's an over-achieving woman, very fit & athletic, described as lovely although she does not believe so and is not bald under her arms, on top or between her legs.  Tall--one to almost two inches taller than Fry.  Described by Leela as having great fashion sense although she again denies it.  Wears same size shoes as Fry--women's 11EEE.  Never braless except hanging around the house, sunning, skinnydipping or posing.  Likes non white bras usually in pink, pale blue, lavender, green but never houndstooth or madras.  Straps and usually traditional but sometimes crossed and never sports bras.  Panties usually in bikinis and very seldom in thongs--does not like the crack riding feeling.  Likes camis and teddys but never slips.  Silk stocking with garters and never ever panty hose.  Always wears either wool or silk sox, never cotton or acrylic--ugh!  Loves smartwool and other merinos.  Still wears ancient navy rain/bike jacket with large reflective stripe on back and very airy hood but never pulled up.  Her legs are described as lovely and some would think that means shaven.  I tend to go the other way  but it's not really important.   Likes her tan sorority ball cap when dressed in short cut-offs and pink t-shirt when playing tennis--never whites--and hanging around the house.  Has toque, white longsleeved jacket and ducks with white Nike tennies she wears sometimes when cooking.  Often seen with a traditional book in both hands.   Non-described but known to the author: still wears her (Beta Pi) Theta pin and her green-stone MSU class ring on her right hand and a small heart tatoo on her right thigh right up there and when nicely dressed wears make up but tastefully and non-excessively done.  Wears her Phi Beta Kappa with no chain and on either her bikini bottoms or bra.  Loves cashmere sweater sets of most colors.  Never uses umbrella or parasol.  Has Fry's old swiss army knife and  one of his pennies in her left front pocket and if it doesn't have a pocket at least on tops, slacks, shorts, jackets, coats, blazers--she won't wear it.  In her light blue lab coat her regular old stethescope is hanging from her right front pocket.  Likes penny loafers with another one of Fry's pennies in the left when dressed casually but never wears argyle patterns.  Usually wears ballet flats and never wears heels.  (which endeared her to Leela.)  I am the fudge and rulings are final and best forgotten.  I may be bribed but it's gonna take more than a Snicker--maybe a Snicker and a partially eaten snicker.  First briber who gets to one million semolians transferred to my paypal account automatically wins.  Best of luck and may the very best arty-type Sooz-drawer win.  Other sites may have other winners and potential bribers.

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Wow, very fast.  Is that you, Scully?  Obviously with one more identity.  Tall--1 to almost 2 inches taller than Fry: check Pretty: check; Intelligent: check and looks like Phi Beta Kappa material; reading glasses?     Oh god, did I write something about her wearing reading glasses somewhere?  Man!; athletic and fit: check  chic: double check; not bald: ok on top, hmmm. damn x-ray glasses I bought from the back of a Futurama Comic doesn't seem to be working--under arms/between legs/tat: can't tell but maybe and maybe she moved it to hidden left hand from jamming her finger from a pass from Fry (bball); class ring which you wouldn't have known bout--talk about unfair--: maybe but I don't think so; Theta pin: probably on her silk top which is where she usually wears it and under her cashmere coat: probably.  No mention about make up but does look right being tastefully and conservatively done.  Ability & probability of Leela nd Fry in falling in love with: double check.  Wow, well done and impressed with the neo ultra realism in colored chalk and eye liner pencil--only fault: weak lineart but excellent shading and color: it looks just like a photo.  Okey dokey, we have one and the presumptive leader.  No friggin bribes offered.

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Dude, this is way too detailed. You have issues. I suggest you take out your frustrations on a hooker, then talk about beer and sports in Offtopic.

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To Mr. Do Rag:




Thanks!

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That's a nice kitty. I like that kitty.

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Dude, this is way too detailed. You have issues. I suggest you take out your frustrations on a hooker, then talk about beer and sports in Offtopic.

Issues?  This from the guy who wants more rape and abortions on Futurama?  Okaaaay.

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Dude, this is way too detailed. You have issues. I suggest you take out your frustrations on a hooker, then talk about beer and sports in Offtopic.

Issues?  This from the guy who wants more rape and abortions on Futurama?  Okaaaay.

Dude, learn a joke when you see one...
Never take anything seriously on here. Unless it's meant to be taken seriously. Learn the difference between serious and not serious.

It's not hard

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Dude, this is way too detailed. You have issues. I suggest you take out your frustrations on a hooker, then talk about beer and sports in Offtopic.

Issues?  This from the guy who wants more rape and abortions on Futurama?  Okaaaay.

Dude, learn a joke when you see one...
It's not hard

She's right, I was totally kidding about posting more of your shit in offtopic.

Also, I may have *replied* to a post saying there should be more rape and abortion in Futurama, but I never said that *I* wanted to see that. Get it right, or GTFO.

Also, I'd like to see the series take on more serious dramatic topics like rape and abortion.

If Leela raped Scruffy and he demanded that she have an abortion, then the Prof. performed the abortion to montage song from Scarface, then sold the fetus to Lrrr who used it as a delicious sandwich filling, would that satisfy you? 'Cause it would weird the hell out of me.

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You're right and I took it out of context.  I'm am sorry your joke went over my head--I'm shorter than Fry--ok?  And with perpetually bum knees, I don't haul em down like I used to?  And any response is better than not getting anything.  I know you take this site as well as Futurama seriously.  I apologize. timmothy

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Apology accepted, "Timothy". If that is your real name, Bart Simpson.

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Bart Simpson would definitely be cooler and perhaps more accurate but Timothy or Timmothy is correct.

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Dude, learn a joke when you see one...
Never take anything seriously on here. Unless it's meant to be taken seriously. Learn the difference between serious and not serious.
It's not hard

Nutmeg,  It's harder for some than others.  Thank you attempting to mediate; it wasn't necessary as it turned out but it might have been and was thoughtful.  I appreciate the effort and appolgize for my over-sensitivity.  And in retrospect, it was pretty funny.  timmothy--sorry if I think of you as a sheepdog but I had an Old English for twelve years many eons ago--a wonderful dawg but probably a little unlike you.

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Haha, in retrospect, I was possibly a little harsher than I intended... the way I was saying it in my head was rather confusing, so the "It's not hard" was supposed to be funny, but I can see now it didn't come out like that.

You can get yourself in tangles on this site trying to figure out who's being serious and who isn't, but it gets easier as you go along.

And, I must confess, I'm nothing like a sheepdog.

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Where are the mods when you need them?

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Where are the mods when you need them?

Mods are at O’Zorgnax’s quaffing black butt porter and feverishly trying to come up with a definitive sketch of Sooz.  If I can creep out the backdoor with out Lily/ the black lab/golden doesn't bark and wake my wife, I shall walk down and join them.  So should you.

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Learn do draw yourself then you can see your fetishes come to life!

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I'm more of a Dorian Gray type of guy but I like your self-portraitures.  Thank you for your continued interest.

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Where are the mods when you need them?

There's no such thing as fanfiction mods, Dally. Why do you think we have so many separate threads and [insert number prefix here]-uple posts here?

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And let's not forget about Freako's original fan art thread not being locked!

Wait a second, why are we not all posting in that thread to see what page we can get it to?!

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Because nobody wants to make the first move...

After you, Jezzem.

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Where are the mods when you need them?

There's no such thing as fanfiction mods, Dally. Why do you think we have so many separate threads and [insert number prefix here]-uple posts here?

I'll do it dammit.

Though isn't it ironic hypocritical that while I suggest this it also took me over a month to even come back and look at this page?

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What in the world is the purpose of this thread?

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he's asking some artist with lots of talent and absolutely no creative impulses of their own to take the task of putting into lines and colors his character based on lengthy description of the character. What's not to understand?

That said, I recommend against holding his breath.

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(people are usually paid for this sort of thing or traded some kind of compensation service?) Or am I doing it wrong???

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well, you're just an artist, it's not like your time has value. Surely contributing to work of the high quality we've come to expect from boo-rad is reward enough?

Also, it's a challenge, so there's the reward of winning! As a second-place prize, the runner-up can illustrate my script for me.

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FemJesse is completely right.  It is work especially when the story has not been that well received (slight understatement) and unless it is pro bono, the artist should be compensated for their time and skill.  I put the challenge out to see if there was any interest and besides IC Weiner, there wasn't; fair enough.  I did commission a couple of deviant-artists for illustrations and would have done more but I exceeded my budget.  I have seven, and possibly eight, permissions to use use existing work, several of which are so pertinent to the story, they could easily have been commissioned specifically.  But please: due not try to resurrect the request for art.  Due to considerable vocal disapproval of the story, I have let it go into an early death.  I very much appreciate your kind words, Gopher.  If you would be so kind to have this thread locked, it would prevent someone from wasting their time.

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As you wish, I am here to serve.