Who should get to axe a question in my new fic?

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Hiya peeps!  As a couple of you know, I'm in the process of finishing IDoL, but I'm thinking about my next fic.  I had planned on a Three's Company parody, but instead I think'll make "Anthology of Interest (Insert Number)".  Now, I need to know who should get to axe the What If machine a question.  Here's what I have in mind thus far:
Leela: "What if I had stayed an unconformist?"
Fry: "What if Leela went out with me?"
Bender: "What if I had a built-in empathy chip that was always on?"
I know they all sound incredibly stupid, but I have some ideas.  Anyway, give me your feedback on who I should definately include and if I should have more than three.  Thanx! 

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Amy needs to ask a question after getting cheated out of it last time.

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Originally posted by BumbleBeeTheta:
Bender: "What if I had a built-in empathy chip that was always on?"

Didn't we already see this episode?

Just kidding, of course.  I'd go with Zoidberg asking about him being a success in showbiz (movies, sitcoms, and whatnot).

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Hm.  I can see the Zoidberg one.  Not sure what Amy would ask, but I could spin it into a "Legally Blonde" parody  .  As for the Bender one, that was my only planned parody for the fic in which he wants to become human a la David in "A.I."

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Well, in a fanfic everyone in the cast can have a shot, yes?

Scruffy: "What if ah had mah own TV space adventure show?"

Kif: "What if I were a dashing space hero?"
Amy: "What if I married Kif?"
Kif: "Oh, dearest, maybe we'd better not..."

Hermes: "What if the Professor died and left Planet Express ta me in his will? I'm just askin'."

Sal: "What ifs I gots Leela in the sack?"
Leela: "How's THIS?" (kicks Sal hard in the sack)
Sal: "Owwwwwwwwwwws! Aw Gods!!"

 

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I think Amy needs ago but in can always intergrate a L&f moment. For example she could ask what would happen if her and Fry were still together, Leela get's jelous you get the idea.BAM

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Cubert. I know everyone hates the little weiner (including me) but he should ask a quyestion like 'what if I was more like fry' or 'what if the crew brutally murdered me?' You could have some fun with that one 

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Hermes: What if I had become a professional limbo dancer? (ie, not quiting after the 2980 Olympics)

Nibbler: (Cutting in) What if I was the size of a human? (Then suddenly realizes that he has broken his cover)

Zoidberg: What if I was a famous and incredibly rich doctor?

Zapp: What if I got to do the horizontal conga with Leela?
Leela: (Elbows him in the side) That already happened, you pompous ass.
Zapp: I know, baby. I just want to relive the glory.

Kif: What if I was president of DOOP?

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Amy needs to go next. Perhaps asking what if she had another job besides being an intern.

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nonconformist bumblebee, not unconformist,just thought i'd point that out since i was voted biggest nonconformist my senior year :: takes a bow :: Yes! look at me in envy! Compare you're lives to mine and then kill yourselves!

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Ah, yes.  Nonconformist.  And by nonconformist, I mean what if she were to explore other life styles.  Not what all those lesbian love fans want though, oh no.      I fear if I should reveal it, I'd get the word "lame" a lot regarding it and I know I'll get enough complaints regarding the song I've chosen to accompany it (It's not my fault my group in drama picked an *NSync song for our dance- Oops!  ).

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Originally posted by BumbleBeeTheta:
(It's not my fault my group in drama picked an *NSync song for our dance- Oops!    ).

ouch. that must suck

 

[Reply #12 on:]

Zoidberg and Amy for sure, they both got cheated out of a chance in AOI2.   

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I don't know why, but I think Prof. should have his own story.

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He did, sort of in AoI 1. "So that's what would have happened if I invented the finglonger...Well, a man can only dream....

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Insert name here!!!!!!! Insert name here!!!!! 

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Why that is the most perceptive comment you have ever uttered..ff...Betcha' you can have any man you want.

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note to self* dumest comment i ever made