"No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"

[Reply #80 on:]

I also pick A. It seems like the only sensible thing to do.

[Reply #81 on:]

I'm bored, i'm gonna wait a few days before I say something really witty.

[Reply #82 on:]

I think that Bender wmight do A, but Fry would panic and do B.

@ FP: That's how long it'll take you to think of it. 

[Reply #83 on:]

  that's the meanest thing i've ever heard, your just bullying me now. Why don't I just email the story to everyone but you? In fact, I might just do that.

[Reply #84 on:]

awww poor FP *hug* what a meanie! lol

[Reply #85 on:]

Lol, thanks, I really shouldn't be woosing out in front of RDR. 

[Reply #86 on:]

LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1

[Reply #87 on:]

Can I get a translation of "LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1" please?

[Reply #88 on:]

 

Originally posted by Trombonist:
Can I get a translation of "LMAO U R teh n00bz lawl!1" please?

OMG i wasn taking to u!

Sorry, I had to say that.
Anyway, I said "lol, you're a noob!".
I had my reasons.

[Reply #89 on:]

@Trombonist: On another forum he seems to have taken up speaking like that all the time... aswell as poking things.
@WU32: I know i'm a n00b, but not for long!
(a few years actually)
@RDR: I've always wanted to say this - your evil.

[Reply #90 on:]

It's fun to poke things!  I do it all the time. But I do generally type properly apart from the odd lol

[Reply #91 on:]

Fun? Oh, now I understand why WU32 does it all the time!

[Reply #92 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
@RDR: I've always wanted to say this - your evil.

Undoubtedly. 

Is the 'other forum' you mentioned referring to WU32 The Futurama Fishface or whatever the hell it was I joined? - Oh, yes, I mean The Futurama Force.

[Reply #93 on:]

How dare you call it the Futurama Fishface! And yes, it was TFFishface. I mean Force.
And do you really have to put an evil laugh on everything you say? I mean your signature looks great... but I suppose that's what hides all your evil.                  

[Reply #94 on:]

Gee, thanks! And yeah, that's it exactly. I may look, act, and be exactly like your average computer geek on the outside, but inside... Inside I'm plotting WORLD DOMINATION!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!! And that's a great idea! Now everything I post will have an evil smily on, and a MWAHAHAHAHA! Great! 

[Reply #95 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Gee, thanks! And yeah, that's it exactly. I may look, act, and be exactly like your average computer geek on the outside, but inside... Inside I'm plotting WORLD DOMINATION!!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!! And that's a great idea! Now everything I post will have an evil smily on, and a MWAHAHAHAHA! Great!   

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! I'm the evil one! I started plotting World Domination long before you turned into a evil computer geek, or even a computer geek!

[Reply #96 on:]

If you can't beat em, join em. Mwahaha! 

[Reply #97 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
If you can't beat em, join em. Mwahaha!   

No thanks. I already have armed forces ready and a strategy to concuer planets.

[Reply #98 on:]

         *runs away*

[Reply #99 on:]

Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.

[Reply #100 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.

KILL ALL HUMANS!  KILL ALL HUMANS!

[Reply #101 on:]

Oh, i'm no human.

[Reply #102 on:]

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Who needs armed forces? Now, the Daleks know how to do it right: kill everyone.

But did the Daleks succeed? No. I with my chaingun and poking finger, can only destroy a galaxy, exterminate a couple of alien races and kill one cosmic being. Now, with armed forces, I can eventually control the whole Omniverse.

[Reply #103 on:]

The Daleks can travel through time; they'll never be defeated, not really. The Daleks are supreme! All other species must be EXTERMINATED

But we're getting off topic. Right, Evelyn?

[Reply #104 on:]

Quite, quite. (I don't mind anyone calling me that any more)
@RDR: Congrats on your new rank
@Anyone else who reads this: Next part maybe up in the next... week?

[Reply #105 on:]

Damn you, Evelyn! It was suppose to be up seconds ago!

 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
The Daleks can travel through time; they'll never be defeated, not really. The Daleks are supreme! All other species must be EXTERMINATED

Well, it's even less probable for the Combine to be defeated. Sure, they have wtfpwn mind powers, but that's not what makes them great. The Combine can beat anyone because of the Empire they rule.

[Reply #106 on:]

We are getting way of topic

[Reply #107 on:]

No we're not, I merely mentioned when the next part would be up and 'kaboom'. All of a sudden we start talking about daleks.
EXTERMINATE
Ahem... Oh sorry, must have been something in my throat.

[Reply #108 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
No we're not, I merely mentioned when the next part would be up and 'kaboom'. All of a sudden we start talking about daleks.
EXTERMINATE
Ahem... Oh sorry, must have been something in my throat.

Ermmm, no. We're talking about world domination. RDR thinks that the best strategy is to kill everyone like the Dalek and I think that the best way to concuer the world is to create a intergalactic empire, like the Combine.
But, I have to agree with Deca, this is somewhat off-topic.

[Reply #109 on:]

Somewhat off topic? That's a bit of an understatement don't ya think?

[Reply #110 on:]

Nope, no understatements here.

At least the Daleks can spell conquer! Whoo! Daleks on Doctor Who tonight!!!

Edit:

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
@RDR: Congrats on your new rank

New rank? New rank! I hadn't noticed! WHOO!!!

[Reply #111 on:]

Nor had I, but when I saw the colours of the stars change and read it, I thought i'd mention it. Anyway, I now have no idea when my next part will be up, maybe a few years.

[Reply #112 on:]

A few years! *shoots Evelyn Wood*

[Reply #113 on:]

*struggles to talk because Decapodian is strangling me*
It... was... a *cough cough* joke.

[Reply #114 on:]

It'd better have been a joke! When's it really gonna be up? You can see we're getting impatient here.

[Reply #115 on:]

I think I know just by the fact that Deca is trying to kill me. I'll write it tonight, and type it tomorrow. If I don't then... well Deca knows what to do.
angry smilies-email.

[Reply #116 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
I think I know just by the fact that Deca is trying to kill me. I'll write it tonight, and type it tomorrow. If I don't then... well Deca knows what to do.
angry smilies-email.

 Damn straight I do!
                     

That is just a taste of what will come...
Next time, I'm e-mailing you...

[Reply #117 on:]

Done! I'm still in the clear of any angry emails!

If you're not alive, you won't be here for...
Part 5
If you selected option A) Throw a can of Slurm at the aliens, here's your next part:
You have no idea what to do, so you grab a can of Slurm at chuck it one of the aliens. It hits it on the head of the alien and then there's a huge pause.
The Aliens were staring.
You were worrying.
Bender was drinking. You turn and hit the beer bottle out of Bender's grasp.
"Hey!" he shouted.
"Bender, this is no time for drinking, we..." But before you could finish, a huge squealing sound came from the alien you threw the Slurm can at. You turn to look at it and found that the alien was melting! You pick up another can and tip the remainig drops of Slurm onto another alien's head. He melts. "Bender, I think these things have something against Slurm!"
"And I think you have something against my beer".
"Look, just grab as many Slurm cans as possible and meet back here in around 5 minutes," you say, setting off around the pile of scrap otherwise known as the PE ship. It doesn't take long until you have 30 cans of Slurm in front of you. "Ok Bender, now throw these cans like you've never thrown anything before!"
A few minutes later, only 5 of the aliens are gone.
"Jump!" says Bender.
"Jump? Why should we jump?!"
"Just do it!"
Bender leaps out of the ship (pile of rubbish) and starts hopping on all the aliens. It seemed to be working so you decide to follow him. You were almost there when you slip and get dragged into the crowd of aliens. "Bender! Go on without me!"
"Okay!"
"I didn't mean it!" But he was out of sight. You manage to jump out of the crowd, and make it past the rest of the aliens.
You turn back and see the aliens still staring at the ship. Do you:
A) Start making stupid noises?
B) Ask Bender why he went off ahead?
C) Rush away and get tools?

If you selected option B) Try and tell them not to kill you, here's your next part:
"Uh, please don't kill us!" you say. There was a silence. The aliens loaded their guns. "Uhhh... oops". You were officially doomed 
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option C) load your guuns, here's your next part:
You pull your guns out and aim them at the aliens. There was only one way to do this. Violence.
"Wait, Fry, your guns pointing the wrong way!" but it was too late.
YOU LOSE!

(sorry for short parts, I'm tired)

[Reply #118 on:]

A.
Definitly A.

[Reply #119 on:]

Why don't you just make the noises now?!