"No, wait, yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes! The parrot!"

[Reply #200 on:]

Alright, lets get rid of the wonton spamming cause TNUK's onto us. So, how is the PE ship going to blow up the universe in option A?

Whoooo! TOTPD!

[Reply #201 on:]

Yay! i'm in a group! what did TNUK say about  clique thing? and where btw?

[Reply #202 on:]

Oh sure Paz, you show up when KKK is mentioned, but you don't like my story 
 

Originally posted by Pazuzu333:The KKK... what happened to the aardvarks making weird noises?

Sooooo 2 minutes ago!
 

Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Yeah, well you should see just how lazy I really am.

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Originally posted by Trombonist:
So, uh... When's the next update

When everyone stops spamming and stealing my TOTPDs!
XD I kid, I kid, but I honestly don't know when.

[Reply #203 on:]

It'd better be soon, or I don't know how many angry emoticon emails you're gonna get! But it'll be a lot. You can count on that. 

[Reply #204 on:]

...maybe tomorrow, maybe. Oh and RDR, threatening me won't get anywhere.

[Reply #205 on:]

Damn it. TT

Hooray for tomorrow! 

[Reply #206 on:]

I do like your story! i've read it all (nearly)! i just didn't post my guesses cuse i missed one and then didn't feel like part of the game  It's a good story! And also RDR linked me to the kkk stuff

[Reply #207 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
 threatening me won't get anywhere.

Oh, we'll see about that. *shakes fist*

Anyway how is the PE ship going to destroy the universe?

[Reply #208 on:]

@Deca: With the self destruct button I just installed.
@RDR: Yes, Hooray for Fridays!
@Pazuzu: yay! you like my story!
In other words, hmmmm, may edit this message and put the story in later. When I should be in a good, hard working mood.

[Reply #209 on:]

Hooray for Fridays indeed! Because today, Friday, Y9 SATS are officially over!  PARTY!!!

[Reply #210 on:]

Theres a self-destruct button for the universe?

[Reply #211 on:]

Ok, peoples, I just got some news for you. Number 1, the next part is up. Number 2, yesterday I got a letter saying a poem I wrote a few months ago is going to appear in a new poetry book for 'young writers'. Yay!
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You're about to learn the mysteries of heaven, that lay deeply in...
Part 7
If you selected A) Get in the ship and blow up the universe, here's your next part:
You run towards the ship and get in it. When you're inside you can only think of doing one thing.
"This world ain't big enough for anyone!" You scream as you hit the button, the button that on that fateful day, you blew up the universe.
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option B) Grab a helmet and make strange noises with it, here's your next part:
You go and get a helmet from the ship and walk back to Bender, wearing it. He starts staring at you in a 'What is this moron doing?' kind of way. You then start making noises with the helmet, and spinning it round. Then somehow the aliens come back, and they kill you.
YOU LOSE!

If you selected option C) Fix the ship, here's your next part:
You and Bender start looking all over the planet for someone or something to help you. After a half-hour searching, and Bender complaining, you see a little shed attached to a dome. Outside was a fat pink robot.
"Hey, that looks familiar" says Bender, as you walk closer toward the dome. It was the Crushinator.
"Bender, we must be on the moon! The moon moon!"
"So there is life after all in this place?"
"Yeah but... we need to hide ourselves from that crazy guy that tries to kill you". You start to walk even closer to the dome.
"Where are you going?" asks Bender.
"We need to get in there, i'm sure there are plenty of things to use for the Planet Express ship"
"Oh, I get ya,"
"Yeah, but you'll have to go in, because i'm no good at thieving".
"Just leave it to the pro" He clicks his fingers and runs into the shed, without being noticed. Meanwhile, you duck in a crater just incase anyone sees you. You keep popping your head up to see if Bender's doing ok. The fifth time you do this, you see the owner of the ranch walking towards the shed, just as Bender gets out with a load of supplies.
Do you:
A) Shout to Bender 'RUN!'?
B) Throw your shoe at the ranch owner?
 
 

[Reply #212 on:]

Oh bother... I got it wrnog... but making strange noises is fun... bakaaaaaaaaaaw!
I pick B... wait I'M NOT WEARING SHOES *ahem* I am wearing slippers though

[Reply #213 on:]

But Fry is wearing shoes   

Edit: Oh, wow. I've never gotten so much credit for anything i've ever done, therefore i'm thanking anyone who ever took part in the game/story at the end... i'll make the credits.

[Reply #214 on:]

Evelyn, you've changed your avatar!

Whoo, go credits! Finally some credits I'll enjoy (I'll be mentioned)!

Yay! I won! I picked C! I think. I can't really remember that well... ^^;

[Reply #215 on:]

Yeah, I changed my avatar because I'm short, and i thought Bender in his car looking up at everyone suits me. I may bring my old avatar back soon though

[Reply #216 on:]

I pick B. Shoes hurt.

[Reply #217 on:]

I can already imagine the credits...

Instruments used:
Writer Unit32
Decapodian
RobotDevilRox
PazuzuJr
Pazuzu333
The working half of my brain


Anyway...I pick C.

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...

Yes, I know there's no C.

[Reply #218 on:]

Things I forgot to include in my last post:

Only two options?! Evelyn, you lazy bum!

I pick B. Or A. Whichever one turns out to be the right answer. I'm not losing this time. 

[Reply #219 on:]

@WU32: Oh, no brain, just a big empty head.
@RDR: Excuse me, but I mentioned that the parts may contain 2 or 3 options, I may be a lazy bum, but that's no way to treat anyone! Oh and the next part won't go up until you make your mind up about which option you're choosing.

[Reply #220 on:]

C.

EDIT: You've changed your avvie back!

[Reply #221 on:]

For gods sake! there is no C!
And yes, I've got my avatar back, how kind sorry, evil of you to notice 

[Reply #222 on:]

When WU32 did it, it was funny. When RDR did it, it was lame.

[Reply #223 on:]

Tsk tsk RobotDevilDoesNotRok, the same joke twice sucks. I'm taking Deca's side on this one.
On the KKK subject, maybe we should all be experts on something really strange and have medals. We'd need to be DOOP secretarys first though...

[Reply #224 on:]

Affirmative. I shall be Dalek Expert, as well as Official Distributor of Random junk.

[Reply #225 on:]

Can I be official random words person (I need a better title) and spork-lady

[Reply #226 on:]

Ooh! Ooh! I know, you can be called 3x3x3. XD You can call yourself what you want here, it's just a funny (if somewhat creepy) fanfic thread.

[Reply #227 on:]

This is like those "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.  Really good so far. 

[Reply #228 on:]

Yeah... it's FUN! I think I'll just be the crazy-spork-lady (I have this obsession with sporks - I'm collecting them)

[Reply #229 on:]

What about 3(to the power of)3 instead of 3x3x3?

[Reply #230 on:]

I think I'll be... What sounds cooler Pokemachine, or Uberfuhrer?

Anyway, I'm bored. When's the next update?

[Reply #231 on:]

Pokemachine sounds better.

Right, a few things to say.
First, I'd like to thank Kurt. "A new member makes the credits longer!"
Second, congrats to Pazuzu333 for her new rank and third, RDR's name sounds better *sulks*

Oh and fourth, update will be coming soon to a strange thread near you.

[Reply #232 on:]

FuturamaPac doesn't need a new nickname. He's already got one.

Isn't that right, Evelyn?

[Reply #233 on:]

Why yes, Ok, i'll be the captain of the Evelyn Engines (my starship) which is parked somewhere in this thread.

[Reply #234 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Pokemachine sounds better.
 

I don't care anyway. I prefer "He-Who-Must-Constantly-Be-Named".

[Reply #235 on:]

When's the next update?

[Reply #236 on:]

Soon. Trust me, it won't take as long as Pazuzu XD

[Reply #237 on:]

 

Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Second, congrats to Pazuzu333 for her new rank

Thanks *hadn't even noticed*

On a side note:
I went to see Good Charlotte in brixton, London yesterday - we got back at 1:30ish this morning! It was awesome - first live show I've been to!!! My friend took me and we were in the mosh pit *Is tired and bruised but very happy*
Back on topic now...
When's the next part coming?
~The Crazy-Spork-Lady~

[Reply #238 on:]

I need a name for my ship. Can somebody help me come up with a name for my ship?

Also: when's the next update, Evelyn?

[Reply #239 on:]

@RDR: Hell Express would be good.
May update tomorrow.