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FuturamaPac

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« Reply #240 on: 05-13-2007 00:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2007 00:31 »

You know what happens when there's no update! I forget what the story about and all hope will be lost...
TOTPD? I got a TOTPD! On someone else's thread. Whoo!
  :eek:   :nono:   :laff:
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #241 on: 05-13-2007 08:18 »

@Evelyn: How dare you do a TOTPD on someone else's thread!
@Trombonist: You've changed your avatar, I see!
@Pazuzu: Ohhhhhhhh! God, I'm stupid sometimes! But really, I did know what you meant.  ;) Too bad it's never on when I'm watching TV.
Trombonist

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« Reply #242 on: 05-13-2007 11:24 »

Why yes, yes I did.

PazuzuJr, if you don't finish this story, the plot bunnies will eat you!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #243 on: 05-13-2007 12:09 »

@RDR: You seem to TOTPD on my thread.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #244 on: 05-14-2007 11:15 »

Too bad. I'm allowed to. Also, I was just joking.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #245 on: 05-14-2007 11:45 »

Oh right...

And update Pazuzu, please!
Decapodian

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« Reply #246 on: 05-14-2007 22:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Trombonist:
PazuzuJr, if you don't finish this story, the plot bunnies will eat you!

What the hell is a plot Bunny?

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #247 on: 05-15-2007 08:34 »

Do not ever question the meaning of the mystical plot bunnies.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #248 on: 05-15-2007 12:48 »

I think you mean the random, kinda stupid plot bunnies.  :p
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #249 on: 05-15-2007 13:03 »

2 things:

1) I'm nearly done with the update!
2) My RE assessment was marked given back  :p
Trombonist

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« Reply #250 on: 05-15-2007 17:41 »

Well, there are 2 types of plot bunny.  One is the kind you need to catch in order to begin a story.  But, if you catch a plot bunny and don't finish your story, the other plot bunnies come eat you to save their brother.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #251 on: 05-16-2007 08:41 »

NEARLY done? That's not good enough dammit!!!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #252 on: 05-16-2007 12:36 »

Yeah, well, I guess it is kinda my fault she hasn't updated yet... ^^;
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #253 on: 05-17-2007 08:54 »

Why? Too much spamming? *ahem* I mean why? Been chatting too much? XD
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #254 on: 05-17-2007 12:16 »

I have RDR proof read my updates since i m rther prone to typos and other errors  :p She was too, and i quote, "kerfuzled," to do it the other day when i sent the update. But here it is:
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“Um excuse me? My name is Fry and well I’m pretty
new to here and I was wandering…”

“...If good ol’ bender could show you around? ‘Cause I guess that be okay.”

“Well, I was just going to ask if there was a bathroom round here but I guess it’d be cool to have someone show me around? Oh and Leela too.”

And with that the three of them set off.

Bender had led Fry and Leela to sleazy robot strip-clubs, and to horrendous robot bars so smoky that Fry and Leela could hardly breathe. Leela was becoming sick of the ‘in-your-face’ attitude that Bender felt he needed to flaunt at every opportunity. Fry could sense Leela’s annoyance but also found something appealing about Bender.

“I’ve had enough,” Leela whined, “can we go to somewhere decent? Or just go?!”

“I agree,” Fry joined in, “I’m out!”

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!” Bender yelled, “I haven’t got anywhere else to go and I know you don’t either! You’re a mutant escapee and you’re an accomplice.”

“How do you know?!”  Leela gasped.

“Lady, come on. I helped you and your friend out of a sewer. You have one eye and purple hair. Remember I am a computer who can do 3 million calculations in a second. You could say I can DO THE MATH!”

“Fine,” Leela sighed, “but can we at least go to somewhere that is suitable for humans?”

So with that Bender, Fry and Leela went to O’Zorganax’s Pub.
Sine Wave

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« Reply #255 on: 05-17-2007 13:20 »

Finally.

Just kidding, good stuff.
Decapodian

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« Reply #256 on: 05-17-2007 23:51 »

Nice story so far.
Bendersfan1221

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« Reply #257 on: 05-18-2007 04:26 »

Yea an update. Not a very long one but it was still good. Bender's blackmailing them already. I love the story. Update soon.
Trombonist

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« Reply #258 on: 05-18-2007 15:32 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2007 15:32 »

Good update, if a little short

Well, I added more to my wiki and I noticed the Karmic Kandy Klub.  That's... interesting.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #259 on: 05-18-2007 23:54 »

The KKK. You know, we had a debate on names in my thread... which is now our headquarters. It was all Deca's idea.
Unregistered

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« Reply #260 on: 05-19-2007 00:15 »

Ahh bender's in-your-face interface.  It's great  :)
Decapodian

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« Reply #261 on: 05-19-2007 01:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Bendersfan1221:
Yea an update. Not a very long one but it was still good. Bender's blackmailing them already. I love the story. Update soon.


No matter what parallel universe your in, somethings always stay the same...

RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #262 on: 05-19-2007 11:29 »

Nice update, Pazuzu, it's great. I think you've captured Bender's character really well. ^^
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #263 on: 05-20-2007 00:13 »

What the hell?! How come I didn't notice this?
Great, great, great, great, GREAT!
Decapodian

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« Reply #264 on: 05-20-2007 01:51 »

 
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Originally posted by FuturamaPac:
Great, great, great, great, GREAT!

You knwo what that remined me of?

Zapp: Erotic, Erotic, Erotic!

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #265 on: 05-20-2007 03:55 »

It actually relates to this:

 
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Originally posted by PazuzuJr:
“Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!”


PazuzuJr

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« Reply #266 on: 05-20-2007 06:03 »

iit took me about 5 minutes searching this thread to find when i'd written "wait, wait wait, wait, WAIT!"  :p

thanks everyone - nexy update will be soon and longer!  :p
Decapodian

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« Reply #267 on: 05-21-2007 05:06 »

How do you classify soon?

Pazuzu must have her own time field where everything goes soooooooooooooo much slower. 1 minute in PazTime is actually an hour in Real Time!

That's why your updates are so slow. So that means that soon to you is actually 60 soons for us.

PazTime x 60= 1 RealTime.
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #268 on: 05-21-2007 08:26 »

You mean if she said only 1 week, she'd mean 60 weeks??? That's longer than a whole flipping year!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #269 on: 05-21-2007 12:11 »

Holy wow! That's a long time!
Decapodian

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« Reply #270 on: 05-22-2007 01:55 »

Ok, I may have been exaggerating a wee bit when I said 60. Now I come to think about it goes more like this:

PazTime x 20= 1 Real Time
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #271 on: 05-22-2007 08:27 »

20 weeks??? That's longer than 4 flipping months!
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #272 on: 05-22-2007 12:57 »

Holy wow! That's a long time!
FuturamaPac

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« Reply #273 on: 05-22-2007 12:59 »

Your advertising TFF too? good! But you don't need to force the audience.  :rolleyes:
Trombonist

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« Reply #274 on: 05-22-2007 13:58 »

I joined the Futurama Force.  I doubt if I'll post there much, but you have my support!

I updated the KKK page a little.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #275 on: 05-22-2007 14:25 »
« Last Edit on: 05-22-2007 14:25 »

Your right my time does probally go much slower that everyone elses but that probally because i live in my own lil world   :p I will update by saturday though.

also-  OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Pirates of the Caribbean at world's end is out on thursday and i'm seeing it then! *does party dance* I can't believe the last one finished with Jack 'dead,' Elizabeth being maybe in love with Jack (it's what the compass suggests) (at least in my world!) and Will seeing the kiss!!!   But i don't really care about the last one. I laughed at him when he saw them kiss. I hope Will's eaten by the Kraken.

Off topic rant over - Pazuzu over and out.

EDIT: shouldn't it be my time is 20x quicker? one day for me is 20 days for everyone else?
Trombonist

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« Reply #276 on: 05-22-2007 14:38 »

This is not a productive area of discussion.  Are you aware that you post updates an average of once per page?
Decapodian

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« Reply #277 on: 05-23-2007 01:38 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by RobotDevilRox:
Holy wow! That's a long time!


Say that one more time and I'll throw Evelyn at you.

FuturamaPac

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« Reply #278 on: 05-23-2007 08:31 »

Don't put me in the cannon this time, Deca.
RobotDevilRox

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« Reply #279 on: 05-23-2007 13:42 »

Holy wow! That's a long time!

Bombs away! *Ducks*
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