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this is my first fanfic so please leave comments and ideas. 
"aaarrrggghhh!" screamed bender as he sat up in bed he had been having the same dream over and over again.everytime amy talked he heard his own voice comforted by hers."*i should really try to avoid getting amy to talk* he thought as amy walked into his bedroom "good morning bender!" she cheered happily in benders voice.suddenly bender realised he was not in his own clothes but in a dress that somehow belonged to leela.then he looked in the mirror and saw he had leela`s body and head.

[#1 :]

It's not a fanfic. It's just a couple of sentences. You and your friends are filling this forum with pointless crap. Please stop.

[#2 :]

Here's what you need to do:

1. Buy two pick-up trucks. Something tough but cheap, like a couple of mid-nineties Broncos. Just make sure they have towing cables on the front.

Failing that:

1.(b) Get two friends and some rope.

2. Attach one Bronco/friend, via the cable/rope, to the beginning of your story.

3. Attach the other Bronco/friend, via the cable/rope the end of your story.

4. Start the engines/prod your friends.

5. Set the vehicles/friends in opposite motion. Stretch the damn thing. Stretch it like hell.

6. Once it has reached an acceptable length, stuff it of Content!(tm) remembering to include a Splash of wit!(tm) and a Sprinkle of imagery!(tm), all available at your local school.

Sorry to be harsh, and I realise that I know nothing about you or your age or… well, I don’t know you, put simply. I also realise that everyone has to start somewhere and I encourage him or her to do so, but this really isn’t anything. It’s a stump of a story. It’s even a stump of a chapter.

Good luck in the future, but right now you’ve got a long way to go.

[#3 :]

Age is no excuse for being a suckfuck. I have no forgiviness for this creature.

[#4 :]

I haven't seen his other posts I guess.

[#5 :]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Age is no excuse for being a suckfuck. I have no forgiviness for this creature.

Second. Do you mind if I use suckfuck from now on? Replaces the term FuckWhore in my life 

[#6 :]

Alright. I'll take fuckwhore then. Even swap.

[#7 :]

That's right, make fun of people who have so much more of a life than you they haven't yet taken the time to bother with being a master of technology.
Good going. 

[#8 :]

Tisk.
It's quite plain to see these abortions of posts are actually an intentional effort to disrupt and irritate. It's called trolling. Nobody in the developed world is really that stupid without trying to be. This is malicious and very intentional.

[#9 :]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
Nobody in the developed world is really that stupid without trying to be.

....unless you've got shit-for-brains and a 'U' grade in remedial university studies

[#10 :]

I never went to University, and I wrote a NOVEL!
Bah! A POX on EVERYONE!!

[#11 :]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
It's quite plain to see these abortions of posts are actually an intentional effort to disrupt and irritate.

And you're letting it work.

[#12 :]

I'll say what I said in the offtopic section. It sucks!

[#13 :]

 

Originally posted by Benders_Fan:
I'll say what I said in the offtopic section. It sucks!

Second!If I even would start such a fic,I would make the first part long enough for the body switching to be complete!

[#14 :]

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
It's not a fanfic. It's just a couple of sentences. QUOTE]
 that is because i done it at breaktime when i was at school and i didnt have much time to do it in. i am sure it will get better as it goes on though.its like a typical story they are always crap at first.
  (and by the way i am a girl)

[#15 :]

Weel,my was crap at first.And you shouldn't start a new thread for ideas for this fic.I'll give you a idea right here.Now wait before I come up with one of my wonderful story-lines that'll include time trawel,at least six parallel universes,Dark wizards,zombies,the terror from beyond,Gendalf The Grey,the Brainspawn,the real Santa,the waitress from the Hip Joint(spooky!),Xanfor & Katrina,A Bronco safe,Applied Gryogenics and a superior robot.

[#16 :]

is that what i should put in mine?

[#17 :]

wot is yours?

[#18 :]

My is a every day not too shippy fan-fic  http://www.peelified.com/cgi-bin/Futurama/4-001416-1/ .But the one I'm thinking on for you will be gruessom and sweet,happy asd cruel,with ship and break-ups...
I know it'll have space bees,body switching and techonoly from the 30th century.And there is no happy ending for this story!MWAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

[#19 :]

do u mind helping me then?

[#20 :]

I said I'm thinkind about a story-line for you!