Two Wrongs make a Right

[Reply #40 on:]

IT WILL NOT, THERE IS NO PIE, THIS IS NOT FRY/LEELA, IT IS FRY/AMY SO GET USE TO IT!!!!!!!!
AND NO HAND TWINS!!!!!!!

Herhum, sorry about that, I will be updating soon.

TOTPD? Not while I'm in this mood!

[Reply #41 on:]

Soz for the double post, Update time.

Chapter four
The night passed in a haze, and when Fry awoke he was in an unfamiliar place. He stretched out, too drowsy to really notice, and his hand made contact with something soft. Instantly he was wide awake, he turned his head to the side and saw Amy sleeping soundly next to him.
“Damn it, what have I done now?” sighed Fry, slowly sitting up do he didn’t disturb Amy. Memories of the night before gradually began to come back to him, the kissing in the car, going into the house and Amy’s room and then…
“Oh crap!” swore Fry, “This is bad, very bad, very very bad!”
Fry got out of the bed and gathered his clothes from various areas of the room, and began getting dressed very quickly, until the only thing left was his tux jacket.
“Crap, where is it, where is it?!” muttered Fry frantically, hearing a yawn come from the bed.
“Fry, what are you doing?” murmured Amy sleepily.
“Amy, last night, it was a mistake,” said Fry hesitantly.
“What do you mean?” demanded Amy sitting bolt upright.
“You’re with Kif, it’s not right,” said Fry, “I’m sorry Amy.”
Amy sighed, “You’re right; I don’t know what came over me. I’m sorry too Fry,” 
“No problem, but maybe we shouldn’t mention this to anyone,”
“Good idea, Kif would be heartbroken, and Leela…”
“I don’t care about Leela anymore. She broke my heart for the last time,” spat Fry, though his eyes clouded with pain.
“Yeah, well maybe we should get to work,” suggested Amy gently.
“Right, I’ll go wait downstairs,” said Fry shortly, walking swiftly out of the room without his tux jacket.

Amy got out of bed sighing and walked slowly into her automated wardrobe.
“I’ll have the normal please,” she said wirily, and instantly her trademark pink sweat suit slipped on. Walking out of the wardrobe Amy sat down on her bed and dropped her head to her hands. Her emotions were a mess, she knew she should feel guilty for cheating on Kif, but instead she just felt disappointed at Fry’s reaction.
“What’s wrong with me?” she whimpered into her hands, “I love Kif, so why don’t I regret last night?”
She didn’t know why, but she had enjoyed last night, and though it shamed her think it, she would have liked a repeat. It didn’t make sense, why the hell did she enjoy sleeping with Fry, it certainly wasn’t anything to do with his size. Maybe she just liked being with Fry, full stop. But then why was she with Kif? Because he was sweet and kind and caring. But was it enough? Amy didn’t know for sure, she just knew that last night had been amazing; she had felt comfortable and secure, and happy.
“Doesn’t matter, I’m with Kif and he loves Leela,” whined Amy to her head, “Even if I wanted him I could never really have him,”
But wouldn’t she just like some piece of him, if she couldn’t have his heart why not his body?
“I’m with Kif,” she moaned.
Why not leave Kif, take another shot of being with Fry, being happy with Fry.
“I couldn’t do that to Kif, and what if Fry decides he wants to be with Leela?”
Could she take that chance, risk it all, for some feeling she wasn’t sure of?”
“No,” Amy sighed sadly, getting up and walking down stairs.

Fry sat down of Amy’s couch with his head in his hand’s. He wanted to feel guilty, to be regretful, but he wasn’t. Instead he was softly weeping into his hands.
“What is wrong with me?” he quietly moaned. He was mourning his lost chance with Leela, and mourning the fact Amy was with Kif. He didn’t get it, how can you love two people and not be able to have either? It just wasn’t fair, he had tried everything he could to get Leela, and nothing had worked, so he should’ve given up by now, but some driving force kept him going, kept him trying. Then there was Amy, beautiful Amy with her graceful, cute Asian body, the picture of perfection, and taken by Kif. Yet Fry remembered last night, how he had felt, elated, happy. He wondered if he would convince Amy to give him a chance. Then he remembered what he had said upstairs.

*Flashback*
 “Amy, last night, it was a mistake,” said Fry hesitantly.
“What do you mean?” demanded Amy sitting bolt upright.
“You’re with Kif, it’s not right,”
*Flashback*

Fry lifted his head and slapped his face, how stupid could you get, now he had no chance. Amy was happy with Kif, and he had been right, last night was a mistake. Fry had no right to try and interfere with her happiness. But would he try?
“No,” sighed Fry sorrowfully, listening to Amy’s footsteps coming down the stairs, “It wouldn’t work out,”

[Reply #42 on:]

Well, she has made it clear, there will be no more hand twin, Leela/fry or most importantly pie!
Oh cruel world....

pS. can't believe the Fry/Leela ship sank.. Thats a shame too, not as much as the pie but.. still fairly sad..

[Reply #43 on:]

This is a Fry/Amy ship, but I promise you, there will be a few rare Fry/Leela half moments in there. Maybe I'll have pie too, though not talking.

[Reply #44 on:]

Yay thank you so much jile, hurray to pie, and Leela and fry I guess!

[Reply #45 on:]

Not that much, F/L won't get together, so don't get your hopes up.

[Reply #46 on:]

wwwooowww awesome update! I like the thingy... with the fry and... wow!

[Reply #47 on:]

Great story so far!

Oh and I apologize for getting everybody started on that pie thing, hehehe

[Reply #48 on:]

wow! brilliant stuff, cant wait for the next!

[Reply #49 on:]

Glad you like it N1F
Apology accepted AT
Welcome to PEEL and to this story, follow the rules and enjoy! Also, feel free to check out my other storys RT

More story tomorrow

[Reply #50 on:]

Oh my, with that new avatar, I barely reconized you! More story please.

[Reply #51 on:]

Oh well, still it is a great fic.
(mummuring0

[Reply #52 on:]

Oh your God!
Leela better be real jealous...

[Reply #53 on:]

Hey my pizza is ready!Well you know jle you realy should turn it the other way around,to Fry being happy with Leela.But I can't understand what can you do with Kif and Amy...
Oh look my pizza's actually pie!And I saw a show about identical hand twins today!My pie started talking!!!And I found a pic of Bender fighting Helper!!!!!!It's all like the fic ideas I downloaded from jle's mind!!!!!!!!This is so ment to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![swpontaneosly combusts]

[Reply #54 on:]

Your story is very good so far.  You should consider posting it on Futurama Madhouse or fanfiction.net.  Really good! 

[Reply #55 on:]

Thankyou to everyone, I think I'm struggling with writers block but I will persiver

Freela, More story will come when I can write it, I promise

Albert, Sorry it isn't F/L, but this is a fic I really wanted to try out.

CA, Leela doesn't know yet, note the yet...

WU32, STOP GUESSING, YOU'RE WRONG

KP2001, Thanks! I might post it up on Madhouse or fanfiction.net when its done...

[Reply #56 on:]

Ok,sorry jle.Maybe there's a positive side...Oh ye,free ideas!

[Reply #57 on:]

i got some ideas if you're stuck!!
maybe...

• leela says yes to fry after another coin toss, and amy gets driven to jelousy, causing her to kill leela
• amy asks fry out and leela gets jelous and crys, nibbler over hears her and rewrites time so that her and fry would be together
  
  and my last go...
  
• leela and amy ask fry out, and he can't decide so they argue and argue and argue until they lose their voice so fry marries both of them and neither one can object.

[Reply #58 on:]

Errrrm, Leela will find out, but Fry and Amy arn't steady yet, does anyone remember Kif.

[Reply #59 on:]

kif gets killed by zapp because he stads up to him 

[Reply #60 on:]

Hahha cool ideas!
I have some too:

• Leela wont date Fry and Amy should be with Kif, so Fry,desperate goes to the Internet and finds the five eye freak that was one of Alcazar's brides and starts dating her,which makes Amy and Leela jealous.Amy uses her parents' position as the Martian Wongs,Leela uses her parents' position in the sewers,Lucy(the five eyed freak) uses her parents' position on the planet that she as it turned out is from and all that starts the war of the worlds.
• My old one ;)

Some more coming soon d:

[Reply #61 on:]

• leela says yes to fry after another coin toss, and amy gets driven to jelousy, causing her to kill leela

ooooh, this ones good, do this one, or the second one it is alrite, whatever, you do don't kill Leela.
ps. Oh don't worry about it not being F/L i still like it, just make it exciting!

[Reply #62 on:]

Oh it'll be plenty exiciting, after this bit anyway

Chapter five
They drove in a tense silence, not really knowing what to say. After five stifling minutes, Amy broke the deadlock.
“Are you going to stay at my place again tonight?” she asked innocently. Fry shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
“I don’t know if that’s such a good idea,” cringed Fry making Amy frowned slightly.
“Well where are you going to sleep to night?” questioned Amy.
“I’m not sure,” muttered Fry, facing away from Amy. Amy frowned even more.
“Look Fry, I don’t mind if you stay at mine again tonight. You said yourself that what happened last night was a mistake and if you’re right then it won’t happen again, even if you do stay at mine.” Stated Amy, emphasizing the word if.
“Yeah I suppose…Can I have the day to decide, I’ll let you know later,” said Fry, a tad nervously.
“Splugh Fry, of course you can tell me later. Don’t worry about it,” said Amy smoothly as she pulled into the employees car park, a small strip of concrete at the back of the PE building.
“Thanks Amy, for everything,”
“No problem now lets get to work,” said Amy, dismissing Fry’s thanks with a wave of her hand, stepping out of the car. She was closely followed by Fry, who was still in his tux trousers and his shirt. Amy strolled into the PE building, and Fry entered five seconds later.

Leela was sitting at the boardroom table, replaying last night’s events in her mind.

*Flashback*
“I’m sorry Fry, but I just don’t feel like that about you, and I don’t think I ever will,” apologized Leela, fleeing the opera house.
*Flashback*

“Stupid, stupid idiot,” she cursed to herself. Fry had written a wonderful opera, sacrificed fame and fortune to save her, and then tried to finish the opera on his own, and Leela had blown him off, again.
“Stupid scared confused fool,” she swore, holding her head in her hands. She was about to burst into a tirade against herself when she heard voices moving closer to the boardroom.
“So we’re not going to mention last night to anyone, right?” asked a male voice.
“Spleese, do you think I’m that stupid? If we told anyone it’d wreck my relationship with Kif. If anyone asks, you stayed on the couch.” replied a female one.
Leela strained her ears to hear their whispering, it was Fry and Amy!
“Just checking Amy, besides I may be stupid but even I know not to mention something like this to anyone, especially Leela.”
Leela felt her temper bristle slightly.
“Yeah, we all know what that’d be like; she’d be all righteous and ‘holier than thou’,” said Amy sarcastically.
“Hey, don’t be like that about her,” demanded Fry.
“Why not, it’s not like it’s a lie,”
“Just don’t talk about her like that, not in front of me,”
Leela calmed down a little bit, now listening with interest.
“I thought you were over her, that you don’t care about her,” asked Amy casually.
“I don’t care about her,” said Fry fiercely.
Leela felt her heart breaking silently in two.
“Then why are you defending her?”
“Because if she did act all righteous she’d have every right, I did sleep with you last night!”
If she hadn’t been sitting down, Leela would have fallen down. Fry had slept with Amy? But Amy was with Kif, and Fry, well Leela wasn’t sure about Fry anymore. Leela had thought that Fry loved her, but now it seemed she’d pushed him too far. Maybe she could change his mind…   

[Reply #63 on:]

ooh! I like it... I wonder what Leela does... 

[Reply #64 on:]

She'll do plenty, but this is a Amy/Fry fic *sigh*

[Reply #65 on:]

Ahh, so no matter what it will end with Leela dying! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!

(Bawls)

[Reply #66 on:]

How much heartache must these poor animated characters suffer...? Sigh.
Great stuff there jle.

[Reply #67 on:]

THanks Coldy, glad you like it, and calm down Albert, I'm not going to kill Leela.

[Reply #68 on:]

Hahahaha!There's one thing you forgot jle!The Mighty One and The Other!

[Reply #69 on:]

Haha, no I didn't, the other is getting a new id, Amy Wong

[Reply #70 on:]

Chapter six
Fry ran a hand through his hair, nervous about going into the boardroom. Would Leela be in there already, how would she act, would she act like nothing had happened or completely ignore him, would he ignore her? Would he be able to forget last night with Amy or would he let it slip, would Amy let it slip? Would something go wrong?  Fry took deep breathes to calm himself down, telling himself over and over that nothing would go wrong, he’d just go into the boardroom and act naturally. Forcing himself to slow the unusually rapid pace he had developed, he walked into the boardroom with Amy, being careful to keep a professional distance. As he entered he saw Leela sitting at the boardroom table, looking completely shell-shocked and upset by something, instantly causing his old overprotective feelings to spring up again.
“Leela, what’s wrong!” he demanded, his voice fraught with worry as he rushed to her side.
“Oh Fry, I’ve been such a fool! I turned you down again and I don’t even know why,” she replied softly
“Wait, what?” asked Fry.
“After I ran off last night, I did some thinking. Why do I keep turning you down after all the fantastic things you do for me?”
“I’d like to know that to, I mean, what else can I do to make you love me?”
“Nothing, because I finally realised I already do!” announced Leela. Fry stood and look of complete disbelief tinged with hysterical joy, while Amy ran over to where Fry and Leela were.
“Stop it Leela!” Amy yelled. Leela turned to Amy with a venomous look in her eye.
“Stop what?”
“Stop leading Fry on!”
“I’m not, I do actually love him!”
“Yeah right, you’ve been turning him down for years! The only time you take any notice of him is when you need something, when you’ve been used or when you’re lonely!”
“That’s not true!”
“Yes it is, you use him and it’s not fair!”
“Don’t you dare talk about fair you hussy! What’s not fair is you sleeping with Fry while Kif is on duty!” screamed Leela in a rage. Amy and Fry looked at each other in horror, then at Leela in complete confusion.
“How did you know?” they asked in perfect unison.
“Next time you want to talk about your sexscapades, try keeping your voices down!” yelled Leela.
“I…I…Don’t tell Kif, it’d destroy him!” wailed Amy, Fry just ran a hand through his hair while he muttered under his breath.
Leela raised her eyebrow, “Why shouldn’t I tell Kif? You cheated on him Amy!”
“I know I did! But you can’t tell him, if you do I’ll…I’ll tell Fry the real reason you turned him down after the Titanic!” threatened Amy.

Leela’s face turned white in horror, opening and closing her mouth dumbstruck.
“You wouldn’t, you couldn’t! It’d be bad for you as well, it’d be bad for both of us!” stuttered Leela.
Amy’s face set in determination, “If you tell Kif I won’t just tell Fry, I’ll tell everyone!”
“You can’t”” panicked Leela, “It was a mistake, we were drunk, you were upset that Kif hadn’t called, I was stressed, we didn’t mean it!”
“What are you two talking about?” asked a puzzled Fry, Amy stared at Leela who was frantically shaking her head.
“Promise me you won’t tell Kif!” ordered Amy.
“I can’t, he deserves to know,” whimpered Leela in terror.
“Fine then. Fry, the real reason Leela turned you down after the Titanic incident is…”
“Stop!” screamed Leela, “I won’t tell him, I swear, just don’t tell Fry what we did!”
“Okay then, and keep away from Fry, I refuse to see you drag him down again!” said Amy harshly.

Leela’s demeanour quickly turned from near tears to outrage.
“Why do you care so much? If I want to be with Fry why should you stop me?”
“Because I…because I…I care about Fry, I don’t want to see him hurt again!”
“He won’t get hurt again!”
“I know he won’t, because you’re not going to date him!”
“Don’t I get a say in this,” interrupted Fry. Both women turned and glared at him.
“No!” they yelled together, before continuing their argument.
“He wants to date me!” roared Leela.
“You don’t deserve him!” shrieked Amy.
“And you do?”
“No, but he deserves someone who can care about him more than about themselves!”
“Why are you doing this?”
“I love him!”

Instantly there was silence as Leela and Fry both stared at Amy, who had clamped her hand over her mouth and was turning bright red.
“As a friend, I love him as a friend,” mumbled Amy desperately from behind her hands.
“Oh no you don’t, you’re not getting out of this one Amy!” sneered Leela triumphantly, “You’re with Kif but you love Fry!”
“As a friend!” cried Amy, dropping her hand from her mouth.
“Then way did you sleep with him last night?!”
“It was a mistake, the same way sleeping with you after the Titanic was mistake!”

Amy re-clamped her hand over her mouth and Leela turned a paler shade of white, Fry looked from Amy to Leela in shock.
“You two…together,” he stammered, not quite believing it.
“It was one night, it was all a mistake!” said Leela frantically.   
“I asked you out, but you were sleeping with Amy!”
“Once, I slept with her once! We were drunk!”
“I don’t believe it, you slept with Amy! Oh my God, why?”
“We were drunk!” insisted Leela, “It was a mistake, I love you Fry!”
“But you weren’t going to tell me this! I don’t know, I need some time to think,” said Fry, and with that he ran from the room.

[Reply #71 on:]

Wat?! wat the deuce is this, a twist, wat is even going on?

[Reply #72 on:]

Haha... why is Fry not elated? That's every man's dream come true. 

[Reply #73 on:]

*evil laugh*  I love where how unpredictable this story is.

Although I think it's a bit unfair for Fry to frown upon Leela over that night if he's not doing the same to Amy.  Unless it's a matter of trust ("But you weren’t going to tell me this!" ), then I see where you're coming from, jle.

[Reply #74 on:]

I'd be trying to organize a little threesome action...

[Reply #75 on:]

okay... you're getting way out of character there... how can you come up with this stuff?!... does amy even ever get drunk?... hmmm... and even if she did, she could possibly be THAT drunk... could she?... hmmm... that would never happen... this puts my entire perception of reality into question... I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHAPTER 7!

ps: OMG! this is the first fanfic that i read without skipping stuff!!!! YAY! GO ME!

pps: coldangel- you are so pukatronic sometimes...

[Reply #76 on:]

I agree

[Reply #77 on:]

Wow Unlucky... Sometimes you make me wonder if you aren't actually one of those right-wing bible-thumping nuts from the Southern states of America.
When 'morality' gets obsessive and goes too far it becomes Fascism.
Relax a bit.

I was actually joking anyway.

And re: Amy/Leela... why not? After their display in Jurassic Bark anything's possible. And despite what your preacher or your parents might say, there is nothing wrong with homosexuality, it's not evil - the only thing that's evil is hate and prejudice.

[Reply #78 on:]

 

Originally posted by coldangel_1:
I'd be trying to organize a little threesome action...

My thoughts exactly
 

[Reply #79 on:]

AAAAAAAARRRRGGH!This can't be happening!...Wait did...Oh my God,you got the idea from TLL's user-name!The Lesbian Leela!
OK,now this is the moment.This is the moment.This is the moment.This is the moment.This is the moment.The moment when Fry's trust for Leela and Amy is err...What's that word?Since the fic started Jle was insisting  that this will be a Fry/Amy fic.And why?No reason!
Save Kif's little green kids!