Everything for her (Fanfic)

[Reply #400 on:]

It's from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn, for those of you playing at home. Arguably one of Captain Kirk's more over-acted moments.

[Reply #401 on:]

I'm still nicking it

[Reply #402 on:]

You can! It isn't mine   
It stands to reason though, because the show itself borrows heavily from Star Trek in virtually every episode, and Zapp is supposed to be a parody of Kirk so it's an amusing turnaround for him to be fill that particular archvillian's boots.

[Reply #403 on:]

I won't, you'll have wait and find out what I do, because I had a crap time last night and I feel like being mean to Leela

[Reply #404 on:]

Awww, what happened?

I never feel like being mean to Leela. I feel like helping her out of her constricting clothes and holding her close... Mmmmmmm...
I did get a sadistic kick out of beating the crap out of Fry in my last fanfic though.

[Reply #405 on:]

Thats it! Leela's getting it, I've had it with her completly, little miss goodie tooshoes, she is in for it! ARRRRRR

[Reply #406 on:]

Woah woah woah, calm down a bit. Why can't we be mean to Zoidberg instead?
PS: Yay! I'm a delivery boy!

[Reply #407 on:]

Stuff Zoidberg, I am  sick to death of Leela, its always Leela this and Leela that, well I'm sick of it, and I'm going to do something about it!

[Reply #408 on:]

oh my!
Well I'm not mean to Leela and I'm not gonna let you kill her!Somebody give me a emotion chip!

[Reply #409 on:]

I'm not just gonna kill her, I'm gonna do a lot more then that, just wait and see. When she dies she'll be humilated and betrayed and she'll long for death!

[Reply #410 on:]

 

Originally posted by jle1993:
. She turned to face the crowd.
“This man, this hero, fought in a war to help protect us and our freedom. He had to watch his friends die around him, and he carried on fighting, to avenge them. While others turned and ran, he stood strong. Now his wife is missing, and I ask you, isn’t it our duty to help him find her? Phillip J Fry is a hero, and I’m not sure about you, but I refuse to stand aside and watch him lose anyone else.” Jessica declared   

Now implant that emotion chip in Jle's head!

[Reply #411 on:]

Thanks for showing me that extract of my story, I now have a wonderful idea for Leela's death.

[Reply #412 on:]

Ohh crap!I did it again!

[Reply #413 on:]

She's not dead yet, and I've calmed down abit.

Part eleven

“Can’t this thing go any faster?” complained Fry, as he and Jessica raced across space. Jessica glanced at the speedometer.
“We’re already at maximum capacity, if I go any faster we’ll blow up!” she explained.
“Try, I don’t want to be away from Leela any longer then I have to be!” demanded Fry.
“Okay, but if we blow up you’re buying me anew car!” said Jessica, pressing the accelerator down to the floor. The car whined in protest as in increased in speed, the speedometer needle flying pass the last numbers and still going.
“How long till we get there, we’re already been travelling for two hours!” whined Fry.
“If we keep going at this speed, ten minutes!” replied Jennifer.

The Nimbus quickly came into view and Fry curled his hands into tight fists.
“Does this car have a vidiphone?” he asked through clenched teeth.
“Yes, why?” asked Jessica, give Fry a worried glance. 
“I want to use it.” He said quietly, “You can dock with the Nimbus while I do.”
“Shouldn’t wait for permission?”
“Just do it before I do it for you.” Threatened Fry.

Fry dialled in a number and almost instantly the crazed face of Zapp appeared on the screen.
“So you finally arrived,” he whispered in maniacal glee.
“What the hell have you done with my wife you jackass!” roared Fry. Zapp smirked, “Seeing as you’ve docked, why don’t you come a see for yourself. I’ve sent an escort for you, Phillip.”
“You rat! If you’ve hurt her I swear I’ll kick your ass all over again!” Fry yelled as the screen went blank. He threw the car door open, stormed out and slammed the door shut again. Jessica exited the car in a much calmer and restrained manner.
“Careful with the paintwork.” She said, observing Fry’s aggressive mood.
“Stuff the paintwork!” declared Fry as he stared pacing, “Where’s the damn escort? I want to see my wife!”
As soon as he finished yelling, a man walked into the hangar.
“Ahh, you must be Phillip,”
“If you’re the escort, take me to my wife, now,” demanded Fry in a dangerously quiet voice.
“Of course, if you and your…friend would like to follow me,” stated the mysterious man, walking off. Fry was hot at his heels, and after a moments hesitation, Jessica followed.

The man led Fry through the twisting passages of the Nimbus, but Fry recognised the route and broke into a cold sweat.
“The Love-nasium,” he whispered.
“You know it?” asked the escort.
“I bloody well should do, I was the jackass’s apprentice.” Snapped Fry, and before the escort could answer, Fry started to run. He raced all the way to the dreaded door of the foulest room on the Nimbus and rushed in.

Tied to the bed, was a dazed and confused Leela, dressed in skimpy underwear. Fry’s face blanched at the sight and he froze in the doorway.
“Leela,” he whimpered. At the sound of her name, Leela slowly raised her head.
“Fry, is that you?” she asked in a voice horse from screaming. Hearing the way Leela’s voice was, Fry bolted to her side and began working on undoing the knots that were holding her captive.
“Jesus, what did he do to you,” questioned Fry, already afraid of the answer.
“I didn’t rape her if that’s what you’re worried about Phil,” came a voice from the door way, “I was waiting for you to arrive before I did that. More enjoyable with an audience.”
Fry re-clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, “ZAPP!”
“That’s my name, don’t wear it out. Now be a good boy and move away from Leela so I can have some fun.”
“You pathetic excuse for a parasite! If you think for one second I’m letting you anywhere near my wife you’re sorely mistaken.”
“Come now Fry, if you move away now I’ll let you have a turn after I’ve loosened her up a bit,” smirked Zapp. Fry spat and took a step towards Zapp.
“You sick little…Leela is not for your enjoyment, she doesn’t belong to anyone! I wouldn’t want to take a ‘turn’ because that would be degrading for her and it would make me as bad as you and you aren’t getting anywhere near her!” yelled Fry. Zapp smiled and shook his head.
“Phillip, Phillip, Phillip. You fail to understand, I will have Leela, and you can’t stop me. I’d much rather you stay and watch but won’t hesitate to shoot you.” Zapp pulled out a laser.
“Go ahead, at least when you kill me people will realise what a psycho you are!” yelled Fry defiantly. Zapp laughed.
“You won’t die first though, you can watch this little tramp you brought along die first, bring in the girl!” snapped Zapp. Instantly, the escort brought in a struggling Jessica.
“Jessica! Let her go Zapp!” demanded Fry.
“Step aside. If you move now, you and the whore can go free, stay and you both die. Either way I will have Leela!” 

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MUST BEAT CRAP OUT OF ZAPP!

[Reply #415 on:]

Did you like the update, I refraned from killing Leela, I thought that was what you wanted.

[Reply #416 on:]

Holy mother of shit-like pearl! Zapp's finally flipped! I wonder how this situation'll be resolved...will Fry finally end up silencing Zapp? Or will Jessica die?   

I can't wait to find out! Telepahisise the next installment directly into my head, dammit!

[Reply #417 on:]

Of course I liked the update!
Only I just...errr...well...Fry and Jessica dead.That's horrifaing!But Zapp having Leela...I don't knoe the proper word...
Lets just say sadunahoromaticly bad(parodies on Xanfor's catch-fraze)
And as I said:
Beat the crap
out of Zapp!

[Reply #418 on:]

anger... taking...over...self-control, need to stab... someone, namely Zapp...

good update as well

[Reply #419 on:]

I smell a lightsabre duel coming closer.

[Reply #420 on:]

I hope Zapp gets fried into a crispy meat and get salted, then get raped, than spanked, then  shot, then sliced into small pieces and then thrown into a magma pit!!1

But seriuosly don't kill Leela I can't watch or read your fanfics without Leela.

Leela dies- gay futurama

[Reply #421 on:]

Urge...to kill Zapp...rising...   

[Reply #422 on:]

Rest asured that I won't kill Leela, but depending on what the plot bunnie tells me, something worst may happen

[Reply #423 on:]

Noooo! It'll be Fry, won't it! Please tell me that's not true, their love must go on!

*shoots plot bunny in head*

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I just hope our hero Zapp gives that nasty meddling bastard Fry exactly what he deserves.

...wait... scratch that. Reverse it.

[Reply #425 on:]

You shot my plot bunnie, now I don't know what to write!

[Reply #426 on:]

plot bunny stew, yummy

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Originally posted by jle1993:
You shot my plot bunnie, now I don't know what to write!

He said to kill Zapp.

[Reply #428 on:]

I have no plot bunnie but I wrote this anyway.

Part twelve

Fry look between Jessica and Leela and his face took on a pained expression.
“Why are you doing this?” he asked desperately.
“I want Leela, and I also want to know whose side you’re on.”
“What?”
“I know there’s a neutral plot to overthrow me, are you part of it Phil?” demanded Zapp
“NO, of course not, because there isn’t a plot!” 
“Prove it! Stand aside Phil, let me at my woman and you can live happily with your whore over there.” Said Zapp, pointing at Jessica. Fry stared at Leela, then at Jessica, then at Zapp again.
“I…I…okay Zapp, you win. Let Jessica go and I’ll move.” Whimpered Fry. Leela raised her head and looked at Fry with despair. 
“Fry, what are you doing?” she asked heartbroken.
“I’m sorry Leela, I have to do this. Trust me, it’s for the best.” Reassured Fry, a steely glint entering his eyes.
“Fry, please!”
“Good boy Phil, now move!” ordered Zapp.
“Yes sir,” said Fry, moving forward.
“Good. You there, let the tart go,” commanded Zapp.
“Yes sir,” replied the escort letting go of Jessica. As soon as Jessica was free Fry reacted.
“RUN JESSICA!” he screamed as he launched into a spinning head kick, Leela style. The kick connected solidly and Zapp flew to the ground, dropping his gun in the process. Fry kicked Zapp in the ribs and was rewarded with a satisfying cracking noise as the bones snapped. He bent down and grabbed Zapp’s head and slammed it into the floor, bouncing it like a ball.
“YOU…EVIL…SCUMBAG…TRY…AND FORCE…ME TO PICK…BETWEEN MY WIFE…AND AN INNOCENT…PERSON!” screamed Fry, punching Zapp in the gut with every pause. When he finished Zapp was a bloody heap, unconscious on the floor. Fry calmly picked up the gun and pointed it at the terrified escort.
“Who’s the first mate?” he demanded.
“There is no first mate sir,” whimpered the escort.
“What’s your name?”
“Matthew sir,”
“Seeing as your captain was an insane scumbag, I’m placing you in temporary command.” Stated Fry, “Congratulations, would you please inform the rest of the crew,”
“Yes sir,” replied the new Captain, with a scared glance at the heap that was Branigan before rushing off.

Fry sighed and walked over to Leela, he pointed the gun at each of the bonds and shot them, releasing her. Then he collapsed to his knees and started to sob. Leela slowly sat up and stared at Fry, confused and slightly dazed.
“Fry?” she said, the question unvoiced.
“I’m sorry Leela,” Fry whispered.
“What do you mean?” asked Leela, slightly unnerved.
“You still don’t trust me,” was all Fry said, his voice cracking with restrained emotion.
“What?”
“I heard it in your voice, you didn’t trust me, you thought I’d let that pig at you,” spat Fry, slowly standing up.
“What was I suppose to think, I was tied to a bed!” yelled Leela, also standing up.
“YOU COULD HAVE TRUSTED ME, I TOLD YOU I’D NEVER HURT YOU!” roared Fry
“THEN WHO’S THE TART YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU!” screamed Leela. Fry opened his mouth to yell and then closed it again, and when he looked at Leela, the pain was evident in his eyes.
“You think I would ever…That I would…Jesus Leela,” murmured Fry.
“Why is she so important that you’d risk us to save her?” asked Leela, refusing to look at Fry.
“She’s just a person who volunteered to help me find you,” explained Fry, reaching out to touch Leela’s cheek. Leela flinched.
“If she’s just some person then why do you care so much about her?” Leela insisted.
“I don’t, but she helped me get to you, and I wouldn’t want anyone to die when it could be avoided. I love YOU Leela, no-one else, you. Why won’t you believe me?” begged Fry, his heart breaking and his voice going with it. Leela glanced at Fry and was met with the site of a broken man. His features were haggard and he was holding his head in his hands.
“Fry?”
“I’m sorry Leela, I don’t know if I can handle this anymore.”
“What do you mean?”
“I love you, but I’m not sure that you love me anymore,”
“I do love you Fry!”
“But do you really Leela, sure you married me and you say you love me, but is it all because I make it convenient or because you really love me?”
“Fry, I love you, you understand, I love you!”
“I don’t think you do. If you did you’d trust me, you know that I’m telling the truth when I say you’re the only one for me,”
“DAMN IT FRY! I was tied to a bed with a mad man threatening to either shoot you and that woman or rape me, I was terrified, and then you said you’d move if he let the woman go, what was I suppose to think?!”
“I don’t know, happy, once again stupid Fry tried to save your life without thinking it through, just worrying about your well being while trying not to get someone killed, aren’t I stupid for expecting a thank you instead of allegations being flung at me!”
“THANK YOU, happy Fry, I said it!”
“No, I’m not. You’re mad at me.”
“I am not!”
“Then why are you yelling at me.”
“I am not mad at you!”
“You are…” Fry was cut off by Leela grabbing him by the collar and kissing him furiously.
“I am not mad at you, I trust you and I love you!” insisted Leela releasing a dazed Fry.
“Okay then,” agreed Fry with a goofy grin on his face.
“Right then, lets find, what’s her name?”
“Jessica,”
“Let’s find Jessica and get home.”
“I have one more thing to do,” said Fry, checking the gun was on kill mode and stepping over to Zapp.
“What are you doing?” asked Leela, worriedly.
“I warned him, but he wouldn’t listen.” Said Fry charging the gun.
“Fry, don’t do it!”
“He deserves it Leela, he tried to hurt you,” insisted Fry, pointing the gun at Zapp’s head, “Leave the room please Leela,”
Leela looked at the gleam that had entered Fry’s eyes and then at Zapp on the floor, then at Fry again.
“Fry, I know I have no reason to defend him but…”
“That’s right Leela, no reason at all. He won’t feel a thing, unfortunately, but he will die, leave the room please.” Requested Fry again. Leela cast one more look at Fry before leaving the room. The gun was charged and aimed, and Fry’s hand was steady, he pulled the trigger and Zapp Branigan was no more. 

[Reply #429 on:]

AHAHAHAHA! yay zapp is dead, although it would have been better if he had been stabbed in some way, but still he's gone thats the important thing

[Reply #430 on:]

Fry beat the crap out of him first, what more do you want!

[Reply #431 on:]

*Insane glint in eyes*

Ding, dong, the jackass is DEAD!     

[Reply #432 on:]

Zapp being beaten is good enough for me, i just like to talk about stabbing people i don't like

[Reply #433 on:]

Dearly beloved,we are all gadered here to laugh about the death of Zapp the jackass Branigan.He was a stupid jerk and even the fact that he had only 2 brain cells couldn't stop his soldgers from thinking that he sux.Lets all laught about his death.          
Yeah and about liking to stab.BU99 you are not aloun(that means I like to stab too)

[Reply #434 on:]

Oh, thank God Leela wasn't raped! Rape is the worst thing! Like, worse than death!

[Reply #435 on:]

Exactly what I would have done.
Nice. 

[Reply #436 on:]

I would never, never do something like that to Leela in my story, you lot didn't take my ranting yesterday seriously did you?

[Reply #437 on:]

No.

[Reply #438 on:]

Good, because I actually typed up Leela's death before I got this weird pang of pain near my heart and I relised I couldn't kill her, she means too much to Fry. Damn my female sensitivity!

[Reply #439 on:]

Awww, do you see her as a competitor?

You can only kill these guys if there's a plot twist that brings them back. Time travel or whatever.