SORF
Starship Captain
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« on: 12-10-2005 21:42 »
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got the idea from Kurtpikachu. add your comercials if you like
(Fry at home drinking) Announcer: Tired of your boring daily routine? Then try Funagarioxin! (Fry playing coed beach volley ball) Announcer: Have fun with Funugarioxiny-whatever! Fry (bad actor) Wow. Oh the fun I am having. Announcer: A new world is open every day with….this. Fry: Wu!!!! Bender: Have a blast!! (dumps beer keg on Fry) Strangely large breasted lady: I enjoy you very much. Announcer: Don’t be a square (Hermes flashes on screen) Announcer: Be a dodecahedron and take…….our drug Side effects include: insomnia, cancer, arthritis, catarax, diarrhea, flu, death, WED, colon blockage, severe fever, bladder explosion and pregnancy.
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KurtPikachu2001
Urban Legend
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Here's another one:
A Midas commercial:
Fry, Leela, and Bender were in the PE ship and it runs out of gas!
Fry: Leela! The ship's running out of gas! We'll never make our delivery in time!
Bender: Running out of gas! I had nothing to do with that!
Leela: Relax, guys! We're going to Midas!
Fry, Bender, and Leela go to Midas and watch the ship get repaired.
V.O.: For broken brake pads, oil changes, repairs, or service, you can count on Midas!
The PE Ship is repaired and Fry, Bender, and Leela are waiting for a meteor shower to end.
Leela: At least we got the ship fixed!
Fry: Thanks to Midas, we can make another delivery!
Bender (reaching for a beer): And I can have another beer to that!
Fry and Bender (singing): Trust the Midas touch!!!!
Just something fun I thought up of. What if the Futurama characters really did commercials like this?
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Why not? Because they're terrible! Hooray! Another mystery solved.
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