A Futurama commercial-fic

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We see people write in fanfics on this page of episodes, why not commercials?

Here's an idea I had for a Slurm commercial:

Bender walks into The Hip Joint with his electric guitar.  Fry and Leela are in tow.

Everyone stops dancing.  Music stops.

Bender: I hear you're looking!

Robot Bartender:  Yeah, we're thinking about it!

Fry:  Would you like him to play?

Leela:  He's pretty good, I'm sure you'll be impressed!

Robot Bartender:  Sure!  Bring it on!

Fry and Leela help Bender put together the amplifiers.  Bender hooks in his electric guitar.  Fry hands him a can of Slurm. 

Robot Bartender:  We're listening!

Bender:  Wait'll you get a load of this!

Fry:  Play it with the Slurm can!

Leela:  Fry, are you crazy?

Fry:  Trust me, Leela!  This will work!

Bender starts playing a 30 second rock melody on his electric guitar and strumming  the guitar with the Slurm can, and everyone including the bartender is impressed!

Bender:  So, are we in?

Robot Bartender:  You're in!  Welcome aboard!

Leela:  Congratulations, Bender!  You got a moonlighting job, now!

Fry and Bender: (high-fiving)  Slurm is it! 

Hope you liked it!

[Reply #1 on:]

pathetic 

[Reply #2 on:]

I don't understand.

[Reply #3 on:]

I don't quite understand...care to explain

[Reply #4 on:]

Well, what I wrote was how Futurama characters would be like in commercials.  That's all I was doing. 

[Reply #5 on:]

Cool commercial idea.

[Reply #6 on:]

The theory is good.

I don't think you got it though.

Unless the aim was to leave us slightly dazed.

[Reply #7 on:]

 

Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:

Bender: I hear you're looking!

What are they looking for and who are they?

I know you mean the Hip Joint but...

Its nice, also it would go better in a fanfic of your's, if you have one

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Awesome, dude! I'd love to see that commercial! Although Slurm isn't real in this world, you could use it for a beer commercial.

Um.. probably just ignore that.