art with no boobies

[#240 :]

Sometimes i can't tell with some of your drawings. Are you crazy or in a scribbly bored mood or just plain drunk.

[#241 :]

I would say both 

[#242 :]

Whoever bumped this thread made me cry. There's no new artwork. 

[#243 :]

I feel my best work is made in less than 30 seconds.






Post Script: No don't cry princess! Here, I'll make you another masterpiece! 
  VS     

[#244 :]

 

Originally posted by Ultra.porn:
I feel my best work is made in less than 30 seconds.

Some times work made in 30 seconds turns out to be good. Some times I make somthing in 30 seconds, take anthor piece of paper, redraw it in 30 mins and I make shure I add lots a funkayyy detail to it. I love your artwork because it has its own style. You have made your own style like famous artest. I think one day your art might be put in a musem to be honest.

[#245 :]

You made me think there would be new art.

[#246 :]

Oooohhhhh..... without the boobies its nowhere as arousing...... lol                 

[#247 :]

what he meant...

Originally posted by Dave B:
Oooohhhhh..... without the boobies its nowhere as arousing......            

[#248 :]

What were you thinking?    That doesn't go in an aquarium!     


Fry is like a dance king!


Fry Bender is like a dance king!

Fry Bender is like a dance king!Ultra.porn has been watching too much evavavion.



Post Script: (Neon Genevif Evavavion)

[#249 :]

Holy fucking mother of god.

How old are you? You do know what you are doing should be made mandatory?

[#250 :]

I think what he's doing is probably white and chalky and necessitates a spoon.

[#251 :]

That Looks awsome nice work

[#252 :]

Yay! Ultra Porn's back!

[#253 :]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:

I think what he's doing is probably white and chalky and necessitates a spoon.

You forgot to add the adjective 'unpleasant'.

[#254 :]

Ultra.porn has watched Neon Genesis Evangelion?

This scares me so deeply I can't even put it into words justly.

Good art is on the horison, I'm sure.  Keep it up, u.p!

[#255 :]

ultra porn?

[#256 :]

No way! Ultra porn is still around and kicking? My day just got even better.

[#257 :]

 

Originally posted by The Decapodian:
ultra porn?

Yes Please.

Great work U.P ^-^

I want to see the professer kick some angel ass!

[#258 :]

Some of this stuff freaks me out man , but its cool 

[#259 :]

 

Originally posted by BeanBeanBean!:
Some of this stuff freaks me out man , but its cool   

soo true, except for the cool bit. it just plain weird.....

[#260 :]

Have I professed my love for this thread and all that it contains? 

I haven't?  Grah....

I think everything you've come up with is fresh and original, Ultra.  Even if I don't completely understand what you're trying to express, I'm still ridiculously entertained by your art. 

[#261 :]

i've gotta admit i can't stop looking at it!

[#262 :]

Thats creepy. Just plain creepy.

[#263 :]

Ahh the old boobless joke(used on a calculator)
how festive of yeah

[#264 :]

We're on about art , not calculators guy.

[#265 :]

Ok I gotta say now,Your art is really weird!  Sorry.

[#266 :]

I think he would take that as a compliment.  Weirdness is kind of the point of his art. 

[#267 :]

oh ok.WEll then your art is very weird!

[#268 :]

now i'll need a fake i.d. to rent ultra porn 

[#269 :]

Quite the oddball artwork here. It's as brilliant as it is crappy and I love it. 

[#270 :]

This picture only works if you've watched the movie which which which is um called which is um ummmm called End of Evavavion and if you haven't not ain't seen it I will i'll PUNCH YOU 


Well?!!>!!?!?! 


Fry versus the dinosaurer tm is heated battle between a whale and a squid.


Great Britain! Bloody 'ell! Old chap-mate! Bosom? Fine art/delicacies without any sort of bosomeses!


...and finally, the best picture of all!

Post Script: I recommend the videogame Trauma Center: Under the Knife, except for that one level.

[#271 :]

U.P...You just made End of Evangelion hurt me even more than it ever has.  I love you.

[#272 :]

YAY! Ultra Porn's back!

[#273 :]

this crap is messed up! lol

[#274 :]

Pure awesomeness.
Not many things on the internet make me actually laugh out loud, but that last picture did it.
 

[#275 :]

I don't want a fake ID anymore. 

[#276 :]

Yesssss, hahahaha.

This stuff never gets old.

[#277 :]

Nono, it gets old, but stays good.

"This young lad ere's 'Arry Potta!"

Nailed the British in one sentence!

[#278 :]

Brilliant. Never ceases to amaze me and amuse me.

[#279 :]

 

Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
U.P...You just made End of Evangelion hurt me even more than it ever has.

Did he?  Or did he just make "The Sting" even better?

No, I guess you were right the first time.