Try this mini-fic on for size.....

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This is from a short Monty Python skit called, "Tiger Talk".  Only with Zoidberg.  See how you all like it:

In the stage at Madison Cube Garden we see Zoidberg sitting on a chair with a bookcase in back of him.

Zoidberg:  Good evening.  We're here to see how one oridinary suburban tiger can survive in an oridinary suburban...

Fry who's in the audience opens a beaker with a wasp in it.

Zoidberg (Screams)  OH, MY GOD!  THERE'S A WASP IN HERE!

Leela and Amy jump onto the stage to try to get rid of the wasp.  Leela and Amy keep accidently hitting Zoidberg instead of the wasp which continues on as so until eventually the wasp files out a window.

Zoidberg: Tiger Talk was introduced by.....

Bender is backstage and is opening a tiger's cage and the tiger roars at Zoidberg!

Tiger:  ROAR!

Zoidberg (SCREAMS!)

Tell me what you think!