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Nurdbot
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Let me get my list of anime that does this.
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Lurrr
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Probably.
Some of the best 'titsploitation' I've seen are late-night Channel 5 TV movies that are described in the TV guide as 'erotic thrillers' and 'steamy dramas'. Any scene which does not involve sex is just a build-up to a scene involving sex, strung together with what is probably a 'plot'. It's funny up until the point where they try to make it erotic. Then it's just silly.
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Nurdbot
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Speli: Your kidding right? Might as well Identify Hitler's Nephews while I'm at it.
Nasty: Second.
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DrThunder88
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I have to say that the porno I have seen is unequivocally bad. It's as if the storylines were designed only so the characters would take their clothes off and start banging...oh wait.
Seriously though, it's bad.
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spacepilot3000
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Originally posted by Melllvar: Showgirls.
Probably the funniest, scariest movie ever made.
That sex scene in the swimming pool between Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle McLachlan, man, that was awful, all that thrashing about, I felt like chucking my laundry in there.
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Coop
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Seriously though, it's bad. That's what gay kids say.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Originally posted by DrThunder88: I have to say that the porno I have seen is unequivocally bad. It's as if the storylines were designed only so the characters would take their clothes off and start banging...oh wait.
Seriously though, it's bad. Now that we've taken care of the garbage problem, perhaps you could help me with my sexual inhibitions.
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Nurdbot
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It's worse with soft core.
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Nurdbot
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I wish the UK had Cinemax.
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Nurdbot
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The Internet.
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Shaucker
Professor
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident: Ha! I saw that! I think it was called "Lord Of The G-Strings: Fellowship Of The String".
I'm actually surprised someone else saw this. I thought it was funny, in a lame, corny, girl on girl way. And it was kind of Monty Python-esque, as far as low budget porn goes.
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Nurdbot
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Soft Porn is more funny than erotic.
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Shaucker
Professor
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No, the one I speak of was funny AND erotic. Something like this-- Scene: the woods. two hot elf-ish chicks are getting it on. everything looks cheap.
"Army" comes up. Army is about ten guys in lame costumes.
Guy: Uh, excuse me, we're supposed to have a monumental battle here! Hot chick: Right now? Guy: In five minutes. We decided to be early. Hot chick: Oh. Can we just finish first? Guy:....yessssss
"Army does the pervy watch thing, except for obligatory gay guy"
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Melllvar
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I saw the Blair Witch one (The Erotic Witch Project - which I rented out, er, for a laugh [ahem!]), that was hilarious!
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Melllvar
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I'd give two thumbs up to Patricia Arquette in David Lynch's Lost Highway.
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Melllvar
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Originally posted by evan: My friends and I rented a similar film like that, just for curiosity's sake: "The Blonde Bytch Project," I think?
Isn't there one called The Bare Tits Project also? Originally posted by Nixorbo: @Melll: Up her what? There's that Bloodhound Gang lyric: " ...Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up..."
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