Adult Swim Shark or Crocodile?

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Who do you think will win?  A flying shark with a jetpack?  Or a flying crocodile with wings?

[Reply #1 on:]

Crocodile with wings. Always like crocodiles (dont know and dont want to know why)

[Reply #2 on:]

The Shark! The shark is obviously smart enough to operate the jetpack, so he'll whip the crocodile's green, wrinkly ass! He's more aerodynamic and sleek, and all those teeth...Oh yes, all the sharp, sharp teeth...

[Reply #3 on:]

I would vote for the shark myself, but something's messed up with my poll, and it says I already voted because I accidentally pressed vote without selecting anything.

EDIT:  3 posts until Bending Unit!
EDIT EDIT:  Now Bending Unit.

[Reply #4 on:]

Flying shark, dude!  I had a deep discussion about this last night.  Look, the crocodile is an ambush predator, and there's no place to hide in the sky.  The shark is more at home, what with the 3-D environment and all.  Plus he's more maneuverable, faster, and better camouflaged. 

[Reply #5 on:]

Plus, the crocodile would run out of energy flapping those wings because it's so heavy.  I had a deep discussion about it at school and my friend, who wants the croc to win, tried to keep score, so I did the right thing by really keeping score, but we need more people!

[Reply #6 on:]

The shark, definately, for all the reasons above.

[Reply #7 on:]

Join the club.

[Reply #8 on:]

Plus, if the crocodile gets his wings bitten off, he's royally fucked.  That's the advantage of a jetpack.

[Reply #9 on:]

The alligator does have tougher skin, and he can breathe in the air.  However, the shark is generally a more dangerous predator, and has been for thousands of years. And the shark can move in 360 degrees, like eggs said.

[Reply #10 on:]

I'd go with  the shark, were this not in the air... it's a shark, man! He can breathe no air! What good is a jetpack if you can't breathe?

...did anyone else see the original shark vs. crocodile on Discovery last night? I saw the rerun after I heard it was a good watchin'. Who won...?

Show spoiler

The great white emerged with the victory. The croc is an ambush predator, and though it made the first strike, it was no match in open water... especially after it had to go up for air. That made it good eatin' for a shark, I tells ya.

[Reply #11 on:]

well obviously the shark would have all those advantages.  but as evan pointed out, the shark would die in the sky....  cause he can't breathe, so he's screwed when the battle first begins, he might be able to give the crocodile a few deathblows though and live the longest, that's the posssiblielieety.

[Reply #12 on:]

The Crocodile would win, I just feel it in my heart. Reminds me of a touching experience I once had with a crocodile, when the crocodile touched me in my bad place.

[Reply #13 on:]

I think it's implied that the shark can breath the air, or else there would be no point in Adult Swim making this, now would there?

[Reply #14 on:]

...well, the point would be to parody the Discovery Channel's similar program, Shark v. Crocodile.

[Reply #15 on:]

But with possibly a different outcome, maybe?

[Reply #16 on:]

I'm not sure now. The crocodile does have the tail, as well as arms and legs.  Those can be dangerous, but are they more dangerous than the shark's teeth?

[Reply #17 on:]

Flying shark. They would probably be more aerodynamic and be better able to attack in the air. Oh, and there are the teeth...*trembles in fear of the inevitable take-over by great whites with wings*.

[Reply #18 on:]

The Flying Crocodile is definatly WAY cooler than the flying shark, does anyone know when it'll be on?

[Reply #19 on:]

*Breaks the tie*
Go Crocodile!

[Reply #20 on:]

Next Sunday.  (3/28)  I hate crocodiles.  Curse them to the point where there can be no more cursing!

[Reply #21 on:]

We'll find out in an hour.  Have yis been to the site?  The voting is rigged in favour of the crocodile.  I'm not looking forward to the result.

What I like about this debate is that you can pose the question to anyone off the street and within seconds they'll be willing to die to defend their decision.  Of course, if they decide "crocodile," they might have to.

[Reply #22 on:]

The damn crocodile won, even though it's clear that a shark with a jetpack and arms would kick a crocodile with wings ass.

[Reply #23 on:]

I hear that.  And yeah, it was rigged and croc won.  Although that was one damn ugly puppet.

[Reply #24 on:]

Lousy fucking crocodile won. This is obviously a conspiracy against those with no appendages.  The crocodile bought and sold the voting! I demand a recount!

[Reply #25 on:]

We all posted at the same time.  Now that is just plain freaky.

[Reply #26 on:]

I thought of posting at that time, but went to the kitchen instead.

Fucking crocodile.

[Reply #27 on:]

Haha, suckers! Crocodile kicked ass! In your faces!

...yeah, that's right. I was too ashamed to admit it before, but now that he's won, I am officially announcing that I was rooting for the crocodile the whole time. You people who are complaining about the election-rigging probably put up a big fuss when Bush became president, too. Stop being babies and just admit that the better flying animal won.

[Reply #28 on:]

[yell]NEVER![/yell]     Traitor!!!  Anyway, we all knew the croc would win.  Why?  Because AS said it would.  There's a lesson in here... somewhere.

[Reply #29 on:]

Don't you mean "NEVERS". Anywho, I voted for the shark but I guess my votes went to the croc. And we just learned in school about when you vote for someone democratic, and you're democratic, your vote will go to the winning democrat

[Reply #30 on:]

The shark would win, for all the reasons that other people have said, and that I'm to lazy to repeat.

[Reply #31 on:]

I voted for the crocodile, I have no idea why, this thread makes no sense 

[Reply #32 on:]

I have casted my vote for The Shark.

[Reply #33 on:]

 

Originally posted by Tweek:
I voted for the crocodile, I have no idea why, this thread makes no sense   

OK, first, besides the fact that it won, I don't know why you would vote for the croc.  Second, this thread does make sense with the battle of Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile special on Adult Swim.  Are you saying that you don't watch Futurama every night?

[Reply #34 on:]

I live in Canada, and don't get Cartoon Network, so I can't watch Adult Swim.  Therefore, as far as I'm concerned, this makes no sense.  However, the basic idea of a flying shark and a flying crocodile engaged in a battle royále intrigues me.  I vote for the shark.

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by futuramafreak:
 OK, first, besides the fact that it won, I don't know why you would vote for the croc.  Second, this thread does make sense with the battle of Flying Shark vs. Flying Crocodile special on Adult Swim.  Are you saying that you don't watch Futurama every night?

I'm not in the US, it isn't on every night here and even if it was I wouldn't watch it that often.

[Reply #36 on:]

Oh. Right.  The England thing.  When is it on for you guys?

[Reply #37 on:]

Shark. It could just bite off the crocodile's wings and watch it fall to it's DOOOOOOM.
Also, which won?

[Reply #38 on:]

The crocodile.

[Reply #39 on:]

Thanks for reminding us.