What's Your Favorite "Scary Movie"

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 I just witness the third one, loved it, better than the second but still not as timeless as the first. I again want to actually know the opinion of the peanut gallery.

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The first one. It was just somehow funnier than the others.

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I saw the first one, and didn't laugh once. It was one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen, and wasn't funny. Needless to say, I haven't seen 2 or 3 - and I don't intend on seeing them either.

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Oh, and Don, I don't know if it was a good I=idea for you to make a thread like this. I guess they have a problem with heroes around here. I saved the day Don! I saved the day!

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Proud to say I have yet to see any.

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Originally posted by Slurm Guy:
Oh, and Don, I don't know if it was a good I=idea for you to make a thread like this. I guess they have a problem with heroes around here. I saved the day Don! I saved the day!

Whuhh? How did you save the day?

Anyway I voted Scary Movie 3 cause it's the only Scary Movie I've been allowed to see so far..

And what really bugs me is how my 11-year-old brothers can watch R-rated movies like the Matrix trilogy, and I'm not allowed to watch the Scary Movies... rrgh...   

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Grow a penis.

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Proud to say I have yet to see any.

Ditto.

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I envy you, Nixorbo and Jeremy...

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Proud to say I have yet to see any.

I'm proud not to have seen any of them either 

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AAAHHHHH! Stop rubbing it in, damnit!!! 

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I saw 1 and 2. 2 was weak. The horror is they made a third and got the greenlight for a fourth before the third hit theaters. Stop now, before someone gets hurt.

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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Proud to say I have yet to see any.

I saw the first one, for free I think. Yeah, I was overcharged. (Anything with a Wayans in it should not be paid for) So I guess I haven't seen the other two...

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Originally posted by Tweek:
 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
Proud to say I have yet to see any.

I'm proud not to have seen any of them either   

Put me down for that as well.

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I thought the first one was pretty bad, but two was good and three had me gasping for air. (They're powerless without their heads!)

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I've seen the first and the second one. I found the 1st one kinda funny for the first couple of times I watched it. Now I dont find it that funny at all really. And the 2nd one sucked! I've never seen the 3rd one, but I'm not intending to either. But out of the 2, I'd say the 1st one was slightly better 

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The scary movie films are beyond shit! Believe me I love silly humour (like Airplane and Monty Python) but SM is just so bloody bad and poorly made/written!
The only, and I do mean ONLY moment that made me laugh was when scream was crouched down behind the sofa "Do you know where I am?"
As for the other two I haven't seen them (and I don't want to) But its pretty clear that if you've seen the trailers you've seen the only bits worth watching.

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The first one was kind of funny in places when it wasn't doing toilet humour. I can't really hate a movie which has the line:

"Watching TV shows doesn't make psycho killers, cancelling TV shows does!" (or something to that effect).

I just saw the second, and it was most probably the worst film I've ever seen. I haven't seen 3 and never, ever will.

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I've seen only the first Scary Movie, and it was scary in the fact that it was terrifyingly horrible.  It has the sort of cheap humor that only 12 years olds laugh at.

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i would not vote because there wasn't a "none of the above" option. the first was awful. the second was unwatchable. i refuse to attempt a third.

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Movies with stupid humour are usually funny because - as stupid as they are - they contain a little thing called "comedic genius." Unfortunately, Scary Movie wasn't genius. It wasn't even comedic. It was plain stupid, pointless and was just a complete try-hard excuse for a film. It's shitty attempts like this that are ruining modern humour, and it's beyond me why this movie became so successful. It just goes to show how moronic some people are...

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Ya know what was shittier than all three of them?
Not Another Teen Movie, that's what.

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Scary Movie 3 was written and directed by the same guy who worked on Airplane, and the Naked Gun Series. It's much better than the first 2.

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I disagree. The first one was the best because it was crazier than the first two. David Zucker, who directed #3, did an ok job. Though alot of people think I'm crazy, I think his best work is BASEketball.

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I liked the first one, but I kinda thought they resorted to gross out humor a bit too much, yes I know there was some in the third but not nearly as much.

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Funny how they never show the gross out humor in the trailers. I only watched the first one and bits of the second one, so I would say the first one is better. Too much gross-out humor turned me off eventually. Shouldn't part 2 be called 'Porno Flick' because that's what I thought it was spoofing.

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Originally posted by Slurm Guy:
Ya know what was shittier than all three of them?
Not Another Teen Movie, that's what.

Damn right. That was like a parody of Scary Movie(s). PAthetic.

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I have seen 1 and 2. I did like the first movie at first but now I got really fed up with the movie and I hate it. The second one was the worst. I am not going to see the third one.

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Ive only seen scary movie 1, but i have not had chance to watch 2 or 3 are they worth watching or are they crap sequals? anyway could some one shed a light on this cause i want to know if it's worth hiring them,

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1st : Not too bad...
2nd : Shit
3rd : Learned from the second, not going to see it...

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Originally posted by Slurm Guy:
I disagree. The first one was the best because it was crazier than the first two. David Zucker, who directed #3, did an ok job. Though alot of people think I'm crazy, I think his best work is BASEketball.

BASEketball is one of the greatest films of all time, god bless David Zucker, Trey Parker, & Matt Stone god bless em` all.

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Originally posted by TheLastGreatDon:
BASEketball is one of the greatest films of all time

Baseketball is a great movie i was laughing so hard when i first saw that,

 

Originally posted by Rage Dump:
1st : Not too bad...
2nd : Shit
3rd : Learned from the second, not going to see it...

Thanks Rage, i will probs just wait till they come on TV and watch them then,
ps. loving the new avy 

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Originally posted by TheLastGreatDon:
 BASEketball is one of the greatest films of all time, god bless David Zucker, Trey Parker, & Matt Stone god bless em` all.

That film is soo funny and well better than Scary Movie. Matt Stone is just so cute.

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I've only seen number three and it was quite funny, not great. The funniest bit I remember is when two of them are trapped in a freezer thingy, like in the film "Hollow Man" I think when the girl uses a load of stuff to make an electromagnet to open the door or something. To take the piss, in SM3 you see the girl with welding torches and other random construction stuff that would not have been available in there and build a bulldozer to knock the door down. Well, I thought it was funny, especially since a lot of the construction stuff was unrelated to a bulldozer.

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I love the hospital scene!

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Originally posted by Beamer:
It's shitty attempts like this that are ruining modern humour, and it's beyond me why this movie became so successful. It just goes to show how moronic some people are...

You mean it shows how moronic many people are!  The movies make a lot of money, which goes to show that a disproportionately large number of people have really poor tastes.

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I havent seen the 3rd one bit i like the 1st. Shanon Elizabeth is my idol so i like that one the best.

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I saw the 1st one, but only because a huge group of us skived off from this stupid careers open day thing.
It was only marginally better.
Bleagh.