Movie Video Games Suck!

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The Matrix Game was one of the biggest disappointments ever!

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god i hate the game of "Tommorow Never Dies"

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LOTR - Two towers was alright, otherwise, yeah, you're right...

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The best example...

007: Goldeneye!

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yea thats a very good game, i love it 

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Super Mario Bro's the movie sucked.

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Super Mario Bro's the movie sucked.

All movies based on video games have sucked, traditionally.  I'm not saying that future movies based on games will suck (in fact, looking at the stats, a good one's due), just that so far, there's a tie for best one between Mortal Kombat and the 1st Tomb Raider (both are stupid, but kinda fun).

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somehow i like the first Tomb Raider movie

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I still have my fingers crossed for Joust: The Movie.

Also, ::hits Space Potato with a copy of Goldeneye::

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I still have my fingers crossed for Joust: The Movie.

Screw that, Pong will be a blast on the big screen!   

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I didn't think that Enter The Matrix was all that bad. The Rogue Squadron games are tons of fun! Knights Of The Old Republic totally kicked ass! Nightfire and Goldeneye were great first person shooters! I just hope that 007: Everything Or Nothing is as good as I'm hearing about!

Oh, and as far as movies based off of video games are concerned, Resident Evil was a hella fun movie. I'm so psyched for Apocalypse!

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007: Nightfire - Avoid like the plague. 

Also, someone (Possibly Square) will you buy out and liquidate EA on behalf of gamers everywhere?

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I heard that the Pirates of the Carribean game was actually good! I have yet to play it meself, but that's what I heard. The Spiderman game ANGERED me. I love Spiderman! They should have let me make the game! It would have rocked!!!

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I would say video games turned into movies suck more.

In EGM they previewed the Matrix game and made it turn out to be so good. In the end, they gave it the rating of a 'polished turd'. The problem was, the publisher was forced to ship out the game in the same week as the movie. The #1 cause for buggy games is tight deadlines. The parts I played were okay, but let's not touch the fighting mini-game with a 10-foot Pedro.

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Worst movie game was ET, they had to make the game from conception to stores in about two months to tie in with the release of the movie. They also made more cartrages then there were systems sold (because people would buy the system to play ET!) One of the nails in the coffin for ET. A good chunk of the cartrages were thrown in a landfill. There is a place that sells old video games they have a copy of it for $5, I am thinking to buy just to say I have the worst game ever made.

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I heard that EGM gave E.T. the award for Wrost Game Ever. or something like that.

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Yea Goldeneye is the best fps EVER! It could have been better if you could have bots like perfect dark.

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Originally posted by Lurrr:
  Screw that, Pong will be a blast on the big screen!   

[Trailer]When balls need to be blocked....
*ping*When little square paddle things pop up.... *pong* When your opponent needs to be schooled! Coming this summer:Pong:The movie! With 2X the action![/T]

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I got "Star Trek: Generations" for both the PC and the Gameboy.  The Gameboy version isn't amazing, but at least kills the time, unlike the PC version, which is unplayable.

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They should make a "Seinfeld" game where you play as Kramer and play out certain episodes. That would be awesome!

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Originally posted by winna:
The best example...

007: Goldeneye!

Dude, that game ruled/rules!

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I agree with the title of this thread.

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I agree almost all games based on movies are cheaply made and are rushed with little thought put into them.

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Matrix Game was a very big disappointment, all the hipe then it took me 6 hours to complete it the first time, then the ENDING "what ending?" then the secound time "Ghost" only took me three hours, but i also agree with the title Movie Video Games suck!, never played a good one yet!

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I remember the Toy Story game on the Mega Drive/Genesis. It wasn't too bad, but pretty short and only worth playing through once.

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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
I got "Star Trek: Generations" for both the PC and the Gameboy.  The Gameboy version isn't amazing, but at least kills the time, unlike the PC version, which is unplayable.

*hangs his head in shame* I played that game. 

My name is LAN.gnome, and I'm a recovering Star Trek merchandise whore.
*weak, scattered appluase*

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the Matrix game sucked alot.

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Thats what im talking about!

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Don't forget those cookie-cutter Batman beat 'em up games.

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Originally posted by NibblerJr:
 

Originally posted by Lurrr:
  Screw that, Pong will be a blast on the big screen!     

[Trailer]When balls need to be blocked....
*ping*When little square paddle things pop up.... *pong* When your opponent needs to be schooled! Coming this summer:Pong:The movie! With 2X the action![/T]

         I would see it!

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Originally posted by winna:
The best example...

007: Goldeneye!

My friend's bro has that game. I've played it before. you are right about that.

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I LOVE! Goldeneye.

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Goldeneye could kick all your asses!!!

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The Matrix game. Dissapointments all 'round.

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Most Star Wars games are at least decent.

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Rebel Assault 1&2 both blew chunks.

But the arcade game ... ::drooly::

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Originally posted by LaVaLaDy:
I heard that EGM gave E.T. the award for Wrost Game Ever. or something like that.

They did... It was in the 100 best games issue in teh 20 worst games ever article...

I seem to recall "ET lookes even worse in this game than he did in the movie, which is pretty bad since he started out resembling a slimy space penis"

Anyone play Total Recall, nothing better than being beaten up by midgets and hobos living in trash cans (this game also happened to have ended up on that 20 worst games list  )...

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I have the game E.T. and for some reason E.T. can fly and you have to avoid falling into giant holes while collecting the parts for a giant telephone.

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There is no reason to make games this bad!

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l really love james bond games like goldeneye though i hate tomorrow never dies and i cant wait for james bond everything or nothing i went down to london for the playstation experiance to play it its gr8