Lion-O Vs. He-man

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Simple: If somehow, someway Lion-O and He-man duked it out, who'd win?
I've gotta go with He-man

My defense for this is: there once was a Yoda Vs. Neo thread.

[#1 :]

???

[#2 :]

Uhh...I voted kill each other because I have no idea what Lion-O or He-Man is.

[#3 :]

He-Man would whoop Lion-O's ass any day of the week.  Thundercats were too damn effeminate anyways.

[#4 :]

 http://www.bfatt-lazy.com/cgi-bin/movies/review.cgi?pokemon-the-first-movie-mewtwo-strikes-back-1999

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Originally posted by Action Jacktion:
 http://www.bfatt-lazy.com/cgi-bin/movies/review.cgi?pokemon-the-first-movi e-mewtwo-strikes-back-1999

Whoa, I didn't even know about that. "Masters of the Universe" and "Thundercats" had so many likenesses, I guess it wouldn't be much of a coincidence if lots of other sites compared them.

[#6 :]

They would strike each other down at the same time.

[#7 :]

He-Man? Oh that one guy who had that huge sword and turned into a prince. Lion-O? Oh that cat-man.
Since they're both 80's things,I'll just pick Optimus Prime 

[#8 :]

I was a big fan of MASK and Transformers as a kid... although I can not remember the plots of the shows to save my life.

[#9 :]

Pffft. Optimus Prime.

[#10 :]

 

Originally posted by aslate:
???

I'm with you on this one Aslate, I have no idea what this is about 

[#11 :]

He-Man? Thundercats? Ah, the two most inadvertantly homo-erotic cartoons of the 80's.

Optimus Prime runs them both down in Semi-truck mode, then transforms (wa-ah-ah-ah!) and pops them in the head for fun.

Yes, wa-ah-ah-ah! is the best I can come up with to mimick that transforming sound.

[#12 :]

 

Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
I was a big fan of MASK and Transformers as a kid... although I can not remember the plots of the shows to save my life.

Yea you're talking my speak now. The plots for every episode of both shows went as such:

Moral lesson is set up, Bad guys Venom/Decepticons hatch an evil scheme, Good guys Mask/Autobots Spring into action, Vehicles change into things, Bad guys Venom/Decepticons are hurt but not killed and limp off to fight another day, Moral lesson is played out, End credits, Toy commercial.

edit: oh and Optimus Prime wins.
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Michael Zaite

[#13 :]

Who are these people? Anime or something? I don't like the sound of He-Man...

[#14 :]

Trans-for-mer-er's.  Optimus would hit a moonsault off of the top rope on Lion-o, then make He-man submit via the figure 4 leg lock, for the win.

Then Megatron would come in and hit the chairshot on Optimus, thereby setting up the next pay-per-view. 

[#15 :]

He Man.

[#16 :]

 

Originally posted by alexvilagosh:
Who are these people? Anime or something? I don't like the sound of He-Man...

Have you people lived under a rock for the entirety of the 1980s? What's wrong with you?

I've come to the conclusion that Thundercats did, and always will, suck. People who profess to like it now don't remember how crappy it really was. He-Man wasn't much better.

Oh, and Transformers all the way.

[#17 :]

Optimus prime would throw a ball to distract Lion-O and blow Heman and posse's head off. Then Optimus Prime would have his goons do his bidding.

[#18 :]

 

Originally posted by evan:
 Have you people lived under a rock for the entirety of the 1980s? What's wrong with you?

I've come to the conclusion that Thundercats did, and always will, suck. People who profess to like it now don't remember how crappy it really was. He-Man wasn't much better.

Oh, and Transformers all the way.

Though Thundercats and Masters of the Universe had some faults, they're still better than 90% of what's on tv now.

On a similar topic:
I've met some real dickwads who claims kid cartoons are better now than in the 80's, and they all deserve to be brutally beat and forced to watch Spongebob Squarepants for three days straight. Shows like Care Bears really gave 80's animation a bad name.

[#19 :]

 

Originally posted by evan:
 Have you people lived under a rock for the entirety of the 1980s? What's wrong with you?

They arn't american so they never got those shows. Except Frymeister. But aparently none of them know how to use a search engine to simply find out what the hell was being discussed so that's kind of troubling.

[#20 :]

optimus prime. come on, neither of their swords would do shit to him. and he's fucking huge... all he'd have to do is transform and run over their ass. and failing that just use the matrix thing he keeps in his chest to beat them to death with.

[#21 :]

Yeah, but we haven't even established whether or not he actually joins the fight. So, of the competitors I say Lion-O would take the fight.

[#22 :]

Loin-O is gay.

Deal with it.

[#23 :]

 

Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Loin-O is gay.

Deal with it.

Jeez, that was so ignorant I think you gave me cancer!

Apollo and Midnighter from Authority are gay, and somehow they still manage to kick ass. Gee, who wouldve thought that thier sexuality wouldn't have effected the way they fight crime. 

[#24 :]

Dude, he is.  It was him and Panthro.  Look at the hair, look at the glove.  "Thunder! Thunder!  Thunder!  Thundercats Ho!"  The whole thing was an errection metaphor.

[#25 :]

What? You mean the way his "weapon" got larger and more powerful when he got more excited was supposed to be phallic?


Well, that actually makes perfect sense. You pervert.

Edit - not to mention his long flowing hair and the fact that his ass-kicking uniform was a purple women's swimsuit.

[#26 :]

Cheetara: Lion-O would you like to have coffee tonite?
Lion-O:  Thanks, anway, Cheetara I already have plans.

[#27 :]

 

Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Dude, he is.  It was him and Panthro.  Look at the hair, look at the glove.  "Thunder! Thunder!  Thunder!  Thundercats Ho!"  The whole thing was an errection metaphor.

uuhhh. Did you even fucking read my post??? I didn't say he wasn't gay, just that it didn't matter. He seemed to be able to beat villains just fine.

I don't blame you though, kids your age are taught to hate homosexuals and make jokes of them by media.

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Did I ever say that it was Bad that he was Gay?  NO!  I accepted Lion-O for the way he was back in second grade.  Lion-O is gay, I've dealt with it.  Optimus Prime still kicks his ass, and he has no sexual leanings whatsoever.

[#29 :]

 

Originally posted by Pitt Clemens:
Did I ever say that it was Bad that he was Gay?  NO!  I accepted Lion-O for the way he was back in second grade.  Lion-O is gay, I've dealt with it.  Optimus Prime still kicks his ass, and he has no sexual leanings whatsoever.

Well then why bring it up? In the begining, all I said was that Lion-O would win, your response: "Lion-O is gay." I refuted that it didn't matter. Sexuality was never part of the debate, your response "Hes gay"

You see what I'm saying? Theres obviously a breakdown in communication here and I hope we've cleared it up.

Besides...with the exception of Tron, the entire 80's were gay.

[#30 :]

That's not fair.  What about "Back to the Future" and "This is Spinal Tap."

The Swatch. 

Ok, forget that last one.

[#31 :]

There definitely should have been some sort of wedding episode of Masters of the Universe and Thundercats.
He-man is preparing to marry Lion-O, up in Canada. They've got Optimus Prime as the priest and everything is going well until...

Reverend Prime: If anyone in this room objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace.

GI Joe: I object!

He-Man: Jose?!

Random Canadian Guest Sitting Next to Skeletor: (to Skeletor) Weddings sure are fuckin' beautiful, eh?

(Lion-O's sword grows slighty smaller)

[#32 :]

I voted for Lion-O, He Man would be mesmerized by Lion-o's steadily growing sword--until Lion-o thrust it into He-man, taking him by total surprise, causing his bosom to heave in shock. . .

[#33 :]

Someone help! The board has been over run by children! 

[#34 :]

"One shall stand.
One shall fall....'Squish' ...ooh whoops.
Well then uhhh Autobot's Transform and roll out"

Anywya if it was just two options I would of gone with Lion-o. All He-man really was a muscel man, Lion-o was stong and agile. Also if we are talking about the Wildstorm Lion-o he would definitly kick He-mans ass.

"You got the touch.dee doo doo
You got the power dee doooooo"