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Coop
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I dont know if this thread is going to be closed or not. But any animated movie by nickelodeon is teh suck.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Heh. I love those badly made Hentai Movies.
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boingo2000
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #13 on: 09-23-2003 10:39 »
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Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. Best thing about it is the box art. Otherwise, it's got the cheapest rotoscoping I've ever seen (footage was lifted from Zulu, El Cid and Patton), cost-cutting at every turn (as characters move, you can see the edges of the cells they're painted on moving with them!), an ending that undercutts the whole meaning of the story, and gratuitus, disturbingly prominent nipples on the female heroine.
Runner-up: Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings. I hate you, Ralph Bakshi.
EDIT: Actually, that's a little strong. I've never even met the guy. I hate your work, Ralph Bakshi.
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evan
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by boingo2000: Ralph Bakshi's Wizards. Best thing about it is the box art. Otherwise, it's got the cheapest rotoscoping I've ever seen (footage was lifted from Zulu, El Cid and Patton), cost-cutting at every turn (as characters move, you can see the edges of the cells they're painted on moving with them!), an ending that undercutts the whole meaning of the story, and gratuitus, disturbingly prominent nipples on the female heroine.
Runner-up: Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings. I hate you, Ralph Bakshi.
EDIT: Actually, that's a little strong. I've never even met the guy. I hate your work, Ralph Bakshi. That's funny. I read an interview he gave with The Onion, and he basically tried to say that he personally saved cartooning. That he was the best, blah blah blah. Also, I have to blame him for John Kascuficay (whatever), for giving us the overrated Ren and Stimpy. Yeah, I think Ren and Stimpy is overrated.
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Lurrr
Professor
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Land Before Time 1,903: The Land After Time I didn't like A Bug's Life, I think that was just going back to what made Disney suck in the first place. And of course, I can barely stand to watch a disney film today unless its a pixar film.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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I hate Hey Arnold, so I 'd probably hate the movie too.
Urusei Yatsura "Annoying Aliens" if I remember correctly): Never seen it, but heard bad things about it. It's supposedly a slapstick karaoke anime.
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SimPurist
Crustacean
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Bakshi's Lord of the Rings, what a disgrace.
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deathofaclassic
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #25 on: 09-24-2003 09:55 »
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Originally posted by Pitt Clemens: I heard "The pebble and the Penguin" stank something awful, but I never saw it. Anyway, I believe that both the best and worst in animation comes right out of Japan, so I'll say "Demon City Shinjuku" which was so cliche that I almost screamed and "Big Wars." Another visually well made, yet horribly unoriginal film that totally overused anime's blonde-hair-syndrome cliche.
I just remembered. "Quest for Camelot." Why Warner Brothers felt in nesiccary to emulate a disney film with carbon-copy characters, plot out of mad libs and songs so horrible and unsingable that they could make Rosanne Arnold sound good I will never know. Hey, I was just about to say "The Pebble And The Penguin", probably the sappiest, crappiest, and er, unhappiest(?) piece of shit to ever come from the animater's hand. Aside from the ho-hum story, the two-cel animation and the truly horrific dialogue, try listening to the Barry Manilow soundtrack. More corny than Kellogg's entire output, It'll have you tearing off your ears Da-Vinci style within seconds. A truly terrible film. Oh, and while Return To Camelot may have been a pile of steaming dung as well, the same company (Warner Bros) went on to make the rather wonderful (apart from the ending) The Iron Giant next, so that's a pretty good redemption if you ask me!!
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
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Excuse me, am I wrong, or are you saying you like karaoke anime?
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OC_James
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff: i hate the anime version of metropolis. visually, it's damn impressive (the backgrounds and the architecture) but the story is cliche-laden and i just didn't like the characters in general.
i hate every generic wb/disney movie (anastasia, 101 dalmatians, whatever) - you can easilly swap around all characters and nobody would notice. as for the sequels to movies disney puts out on video - those are beyond discription. i try to avoid both the generic movies and the video-sequels.
but there's one animated movie that has earned my very own personal hate: bambi. what is it with parents and stores (kid's corner with tv, anyone?) thinking that all kids like bambi? i always hated it. bambi is a fucking crybaby, thumper looks like some sorta epileptic who should join a hardcore/metal band with a foot as fast as his (he doesn't need a double-pedal, that's for sure), the story is overly emotional and the way it's drawn is worse than super-deformed kawaii anime shit. and boy, how i hate the music. i realize that i've just criticized a "classic" and that it's a sacrilege and that i'll burn in hell and that my first-born will die from cancer of the ass or something. but frankly i don't care. i just fucking hate the movie and i always have.
Bambi: Most.overrated.Disney.movie.o f.all.time (I hate doing that word.word.etc thing but it's really necessary in this case). If this movie had been made during the 80's and by different company (and still keeping all of the elements from the Disney version) it would've just been another "Discount box, ultra-cutey, mindless kid's movie" (like KissyFur, The Fun-time Gang, etc.), but since it was made by Disney in an era where all cartoons were either made by Warner Bros. or Disney, it became this hyped-up animated phenomena. I saw first this movie when I was a teen and I hated it. My friends were all acting like Bambi's mother dying was this huge tradegy and not the funny sympathy-begging scene it really was. I was dumbfounded that they found it so sad. Pathetic.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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« Reply #36 on: 09-25-2003 01:28 »
« Last Edit on: 09-25-2003 01:28 »
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Originally posted by Squeezit: And I HATED the animated Secret of Nimh SetMode: Kill SetTarget: Squeezit SetWeapon: Rusty Chainsaw Originally posted by boingo2000: Runner-up: Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings. Was that the one that got halfway through Two Towers before it just stopped, and the second half was never done because the first half was just so incedibly, undeniably awful? Because I was going to say that. And Ninja Scroll was just plain old bad. "The only cure for the poison is to have hot naked sex with the woman who kills with just a touch!" Come on, that's just lame.
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