Great, Meaningful, and Memorable Movie Quotes

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What movie quotes are Great, Meaningful, and Memorable that you can think of?

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"I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose" -Drill Sergent Hartman 'Full Metal Jacket'

"Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker"- Bruce Willis, 'Die Hard'

"You got a little something on your face there." -Ash, 'Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness'

figured I'd just give a reinterration of the most meaningful quotes I posted in the real quote thread since this babys gonna get gone with the wind pretty soon.

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"There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" - Obi Wan Kenobi (when asked what he thinks of PEEL)

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Originally posted by Britz:
"Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker"- Bruce Willis, 'Die Hard'.

Thanks to TV censors, I once heard that line dubbed "Yippie-ki-yay, melon-farmer!" 

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain... Time to die."
-Roy Batty, Blade Runner.

Yea it's corned up with Sci-fi Gibberish but the underlying meaning is haunting.

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Originally posted by Spice Weasel:
"There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" - Obi Wan Kenobi (when asked what he thinks of PEEL)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha .
That's awesome, awesome to the max.

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"Let me tell you something, Mark. You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity. Even your Buddha and your Christ had different ideas, but nobody seemed to want to listen to them. Not even the Buddhists or the Christians." -prot, K-PAX

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"she canny take it any moooore captn'"
Star Trek: All of them

"the namesh bond jamesh bond, hello mish mohney penny"
Bond: All of them

"You shit faced cock master! Listen you donkey raping shit eater! You'd fuck your uncle!"
Ok, not the whole thing but it comes from South Park the movie

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down on thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengence upon thee."
This one is a favourite: Pulp Fiction

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Flynn: You know how it is, you just keep doin what you think you're supposed to be doing no matter how crazy it seems

Tron: Thats the way it is with programs

Flynn: I hate to dissapoint you pal but most of the time thats how it is with Users too.

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here are some of my favorites

'your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!' (The Itallian Job)

'ARGHHH! ARGHHH! Thank you, thank you very much im here til thursday' (Shrek)

Shreck: Look at me donkey what am I

Donkey: errrr..... Realy Tall (Shrek again)

i know this is meant to be movie quotes but this is the most memorable quote from any game.

'All your base are belong to us'(Zero Wing)


 

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"That'll do, pig. That'll do.." Babe

"You are what you choose to be.." The Iron Giant

More later..

Oh and hi Ka boom..   

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Another Iron Giant moment, always makes me tear up a little.
"I...Superman"

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Originally posted by Wonderbee31:
Another Iron Giant moment, always makes me tear up a little.
"I...Superman"

Yeah well maybe that would have actually meant something if he had sacrificed himself at the end but.. those damn Hollywood execs got in there first and put in a happy ending that didn't belong there! Grr! If it wasn't for that outrage, this could have been my favourite animated film of all time..   

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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it"
 ~ Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
 ~ Michael Corleone, The Godfather, Part II

"What we do in life echoes in eternity"
 ~ Maximus, Gladiator


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"Son, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" - Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski

"Well, that's like, your opinion, man." - The Dude, The Big Lebowski

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Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
[Vizzini falls over dead]

Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!

Miracle Max: Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

All from the best movie ever made, The Princess Bride.

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That films a blast 

"If only you could have seen what I've seen with your eyes!"

"Quite something to live in fear isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave!"

-Both by Roy Batty - Blade Runner

Jake: First you trade the Cadilac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now I'm gonna end up right back in the slammer!
Elwood: They're not gonna stop us! We're on a mission from God!
Jake: Elwood!!!

And of course:-

"It's a 108 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses..."
"Hit it!"

Blues Brothers

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"Keep firing assholes!!" - Dark Helmet,  Spaceballs.

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General "Buck" Turgidson: I don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up.

Major T. J. "King" Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Dr Strangelove

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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

"I'll be back" - I think you all know that one.

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!" - Withnail in Withnail and I.

"One ring to rule them all. One ring to find them. One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!" - Gandalf in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.


This next one may not be quite right.

I want everyone.

What do you mean everyone?

EVERYONE! - Gary Oldman's character in Leon.

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Coming up with some Star Trek quotes:
STTMP

Kirk: "Out there.  Thataway."

McCoy: "My wits, as in scared out of!"( When Chekov states there are no casualties)

Mr Scott: "Aye, she'll launch, and on time, if I have to get out and push."

Kirk to Spock: "Would you, please, sit down?!"

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"Be excellent to each other, Party on dudes!"
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

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That Leon one is good MJackson.
"I looooove Mozart!"

Léon: And stop saying "OK" all the time! OK?
Mathilda: OK.
Léon: Good.

Holy Grail:
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

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All from one of my favorite movies of all time, Raising Arizona:

Counselor: Why do you say you feel trapped in a man's body?
Inmate: Well, somethimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

Cellmate: ..and when there was no meat, we ate fowl; and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad; and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.
H.I.: (pause) You ate sand?
Cellmate: That's right.

H.I.: The Dcotor explained that Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

Gale: So many social engagements, so little time.

Evelle: These blow up into funny shapes at all?
Clerk: Well, no, unless round is funny.

Hayseed: Now, what's it gonna be young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm gonna be in motion!

I might post some Zoolander ones later if I feel like it. 

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"Do or do not. There is no try."- Yoda

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Hansel "Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool guy." -Zoolander
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Dr. Peter Venkman:    This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions!
Mayor:    What do you mean "biblical"?
Dr. Raymond Stantz:    What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler:    Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!
Winston Zeddemore:    The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman:    Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
-Ghostbusters


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**some late additions**
Starfighter Video Game:  Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. -The Last Starfighter

Roman Moronie:  I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves. -Johhny Dangerously

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"Me? I'm a dishonest man. You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest... honestly! It's just the honest ones you have to look out for 'cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow; PotC...

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"Whoa little catipillar, come back here with that shit..." -Jay (From Jay and Silent Bob) in Freddy vs. Jason

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Tweek took all my faves...

Oh well.

Donny: Hey, Dude, I am the walrus.
Walter: Shut the fuck up Donny!  You're out of your element.

Cop1: So what's in the briefcase?
Dude: Papers, you know...just papers.
Cop2: What do you do for a living?
Dude: I'm unemployed.

Nihlist: Ve Vant da monney LeBowski!

Jesus: What is this day of rest shit?  It don't matter to Jesus!

Narrator: Sometimes there's a man.  Sometimes there's a man.  Aaaaa, shoot.  Lost my train of thought.

Hoodlum : (Holding up bowling ball) What the fuck is this?
Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
Hoodlum: Wu, isn't this guy supposed to be a millionare or something?
Wu: He looks like a fucking loser.
Dude: Hey, at least I'm housebroken.

Dude: The dude abides.

-All the best from "The Big Lebowski"

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"This is madness...or brilliance."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."
- Will and Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

"That was the day I stopped believing in the wild ardor of things. Perhaps in love, as well. That kind of love. The love in books and films. The love that tells us to abandon our lives and plans, all for one brief touch of Venus. So often we fail at that kind of love. The world just seems too fragile a place for it. And of every other kind, life remains full. Perhaps it's just we who are too fragile."
-- Cathy Whitaker (Julianne Moore) from
Far From Heaven

"I guess I should thank you for not shoving it up your ass."
-- Agent Sands (Johnny Depp) from Once Upon a Time in Mexico

"I hear she's an atheist!"
"What's that?"
"Don't know."
-- Kids in Chocolat

"If I could go back in time and change everything, I would!"
"That's cool.  If I could go back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy."
-- Josie (Rachel Leigh Cook) and Melody (Tara Reid) from Josie and the Pussycats

"All green of skin...800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest."
-- Translator in Mars Attacks!

"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vamanos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."
-- Eli (Owen Wilson) in The Royal Tenenbaums

"Truth is appearance, but appearance is not always truth."
-- Ichabod Crane (Johnny Depp) in Sleepy Hollow

"'From Hell.'  Well, at least they got the address right."
-- Peter Godley (Robbie Coltrane) in From Hell

"Throughout my lifetime I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now there's almost not enough to stay alive."
-- George Jung (Johnny Depp) in
Blow

"Only stupid people have good relationships."
-- Enid (Thora Birch) in Ghost World

"You know how some people have those habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP! So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'! So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots...into his head!"
-- Liz (Susan Mizner) in Chicago

"First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter!"
-- Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta Jones) in Chicago

"Many a mecha has gone to the end of the world... never to come back! That is why they call the end of the world 'MAN-hattan'."
-- Gigolo Joe (Jude Law) in Artificial Intelligence

"Without you, today's emotions would be the scurf of yesterday."
-- Hipolito (Artus de Penguern) in La Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain

"Can you keep a secret?"
"Yes."
"Me too."
-- Catcher Block (Ewan McGregor) and Barbara Novak (Renee Zellweger) in Down With Love

"Remember, Ed: Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?"
-- Orson Welles (Vincent D'Onofrio) in Ed Wood

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SOMEBODY likes Johnny Depp movies.

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Yup.  He's my favorite actor.     Tim Burton is my favorite director, although Woody Allen is a close second.  I'll come up with some great Allen quotes soon.  I really like the "I already ate..." quote from Anything Else, which comes out tomorrow.

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"what we have here is...a failure to communicate" - cool hand luke

"there's only 2 things i'm afraid of....women and the pol-lice" - gator

"go ahead....make my day" - dirty harry

"a jelly doughnut !!!" - full metal jacket

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'Donnie:" Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"' - Donnie Darko

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Bumblebeetheta, I have to agree with you JD is one of the best character actors in cinema, and Tim Burton is a wonderful director who simply, I think, lost touch with his audience. I know Tim Burton has a comeback film he's just stewing over.  It's just a matter of time.  in the meantime, tho Depp is riding high on the virtues of true talent.

"I can't shake the feeling that at any second, something horrible is going to happen to me." *passes out*

"Come and get one in the yarbles!  If you have any yarbles!"

"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to check the meter."

"I'm gonna take these eggs...And smash em!"

"I'm siiiiinging in the raiiiiin."

-Alex "A Clockwork Orange"

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Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (LeftHand Says this):

"Well, that was nice...you're not so bad after all." (pause) "You just...dress bad."

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Indiana Jones = Im Like a bad penny, I always show up

Bullseye, from daredevil = Youre good baby, but me im magic!

Magneto, X2 = Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you

Chinatown = Youre dumber than you think I think you are.

Jaws = Smile you son of a bitch.

John McClane, Die Hard = You motherfucker, I'm gonnafucking kill ya, then I'm gonna fucking cook ya, then I'm gonna fucking eat ya!

Biif, Back to the future = Now make like a tree and get outa here!

Thats all I can think of for now.

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No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die

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Zombie Jesus I think I could write a whole quote list for 007, hehehe.

       

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"Sir the radar's been jammed"-spaceballs
"Say hello to my little friend"-scarface
"Why make billions when you can make millions!"-Auston Powers
"The price is wrong, bitch"-Happy Gilmore

"This coffie tastes like shit"  "it is shit, Auston"  "Its a bit nutty"-Auston Powers