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Impossible
Urban Legend
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« Reply #50 on: 08-20-2003 14:45 »
« Last Edit on: 08-20-2003 14:45 »
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Thanks Melll, I knew you'd know it *Gunshot*Hotlips O'Houlihan: "Oh my God! They've shot him!" Lieutenant Blake: "Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop! It's the end of the quarter!" --------------------- Trapper John: "That one! The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes! Bring her to me! Take her clothes off and bring her to me!" ~ Both from M*A*S*H (1970) -------------------- "Call me sir, goddammit!" ~ Cameron Frye, Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) Mmm, that film is more quotable than I thought it was...------------------
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Otis P Jivefunk
DOOP Secretary
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"Define irony, a bunch of people on a plane singing to a song by someone who died in a plane crash" - Con Air
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Lurrr
Professor
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It's been years since I've seen it:
*Jim finds a horse-shaped present in his living room* Jim (*picks up a letter*): "Jim, thanks for helping me save Christmas. Don't feed the pony rocks like you did with the kitten. Santa." Ooh! I wonder what it could be?
-Earthworm Jim
Crichton: If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for? Scorpius Clone: Faster delivery of pizzas.
Stark: Maybe you have to do more than kiss the princess. Maybe you have to show the princess a really good time.
-Farscape
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Mercapto
Professor
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From The Simpsons episode "Flaming Moe's":
Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! [leaves the room, slamming the door, then pokes his head back in] Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic. [closes the door]
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Pitt Clemens
Urban Legend
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« Reply #65 on: 08-22-2003 16:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-22-2003 16:05 »
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Pres. Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is war room!
Maj. Kong: Survival kit contents check. In them you will find: 1 45-caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, 4 days concentrated emergency rations, 1 drug issue containig antibiotic, morphene, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, 1 minature combination Russian phrase-book and bible, $100 in rubles, $100 in gold, 9 packs of chewing gum, 1 issue prophylactics, 3 lipsticks, 3 pairs of nylon stockings...Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!
one more.
Gen. Ripper: Mandrake, Do you recall what Clemensau once said about war?
Grp. Capt. Mandrake: No I don't belive I do, sir.
Gen. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left up to the generals. When he said that...30 years ago...he might have been right. But today, war is to important to be left up to politicians, they have neither the time, the training nor the inclination for strategic thought. I cannot sit back and allow communist infultration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy...to sap and impurify...all of our precious bodily fluids!
-Dr. Strangelove, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.
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aslate
Space Pope
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« Reply #66 on: 08-23-2003 18:50 »
« Last Edit on: 08-23-2003 18:50 »
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Kochanski: One more time, and you get this [Spanner]. Do you hear? Don't think i don't mean it, one more time, just one more. Pipe: Nuureek! *Hits pipe with spanner* Kochanski: What did i tell you? I told you. Didn't i tell you? How many times have i told you? Right, what was the last one? "Nureek", so the next one will be a "Retut" and the one after that will be a "Hununga". 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds. Pipe: Ruutut *Hits pipe with spanner* Kochanski: Now hununga. Pipe: Nuureek Kochanski: No, that's wrong, you've gone out of sequence! Nureek, Retut, Hununga. What's wrong with you? *Hits pipe with spanner* Kochanski: If you're going to keep me up all night just do it right ok? Pipe: Squeelookle Kochanski: Squeelookle? Where did squeelookle come from? He's new! Red Dwarf: Duct Soup
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Zed 85
Space Pope
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« Reply #69 on: 08-24-2003 04:58 »
« Last Edit on: 08-24-2003 04:58 »
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Originally posted by Ozor Mox: Dammit those episodes with Kochanski and not Rimmer really pissed me off. These might not be 100% correct but...
Cat: There's just one thing I don't understand Rimmer: What's that? Cat: Everything!
Kryten: Can can you hear anything? Lister: No. Kryten: That's right, you can't hear anything. And do you know why you can't hear anything? Because there are <extremely funny Kryten voice> NO SOUNDS TO HEAR! </efkv> Rimmer: Kryten, isn't it about this time of year your head goes back to the labs for re-tuning? That has to be one of the funniest Red Dwarf episodes ever. The discussion about the white hole ("So what is it?" ) had me in hysterics, but since that would be too long to write down here, I'll plump for this one. RIMMER: Five days to get to and from the cargo deck. It's unbelievable! KRYTEN: That's two thousand floors, Sir. Without the lift, we made pretty good time. *An explosion rips them into pieces, shifts them right, and reconstitutes them.* KRYTEN: Hmm. Interesting. Script taken from here
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