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Dupey: Prehaps a perpetually clean fuel source? Pointy Haired Boss: No need! I use gasoline, have you heard of it?
Dilbert
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« Reply #3 on: 08-15-2003 09:41 »
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From Lock Stock and two smokin' barrels *Willy walks though cage protected door with a stoned girl and a bag of fertiliser, door is opened by Charles without using cage* Winston : Charles why have we got that cage? Charles : Uh... Security Winston : Thats right, Thats right, security.... So whats the point in having it if were not going to fucking use it? Charles : Well i would've used it Winston, but this is Willy, and Willy lives here Winston : Yes Charles, but you didn't know it was Willy until you opened the door did you? Willy : Chill Winston, its me... Charles knows its me, whats the problem? Winston : The problem, Is willy, that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times, so just do as i say AND KEEP THE FUCKING CAGE LOCKED! What is that? Willy : That's Gloria (The wasted girl) Winston : Yes i know that's Gloria, What's that? Willy : Fertiliser... Winston : You went out 6 hours ago to buy a money counter, and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertiliser... Alarm bells are ringing Willy! Willy : We need fertilisr Winston Winston : Uh-huh, We also need a money counter, this moneys godda be out by Thursday and im buggered if im gunna count it. Oh and um, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you just be a little more subtle? Willy : What do you mean? *Winston switches to a more calm tone to try to get Willy to understand* Winston : We Grow copius amounts of Ganja, Yeah?... Willy : Yeah... Winston : ...And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser, you dont look like you average Horti-fucking-culturalist, Thats what i mean Willy.
That whole scene is a pisser, along with when they get robbed, the "Shit, ive been shot! bit is one of the funniest things in the whole film i reckon
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DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #8 on: 08-15-2003 14:37 »
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Originally posted by Stuart B: Mike: Timmy, fetch me my tools...
Damn you! I wanted that one. I'll go with: Chris Morris: You're wrong! And you're a grotesquely ugly freak! From: BRASS EYE: Animals
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Colonel Morris Jessup: "You can't handle the truth!!"
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Lurrr
Professor
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From Ghostbusters: Ray: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
From Dog Soliders: Wells(wounded): Oh Jesus, my guts are out! Cooper: Well, we'll just put them back in again! Wells: ARRGH! They're not gonna fucking fit! Cooper: Of course they'll fit, man!
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Space Pope
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Airplane? Surely you're not serious? -I am, and don't called me Shirley. Edmund: Right! Well, perhaps this time I might be allowed to continue, and perhaps finish, with any luck... Extremist Puritan Aunt:`Luck'? Hah hah hah! Way-hey! Get it? Everyone: No???Aunt: Oh, come on! `Luck'! Sounds almost exactly like `f-- ---cut to end credits--- -Blackadder II
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Speli
Urban Legend
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Marty: "So, what do you think about the missle crises?" Highway Patrol: "I want to know why you two were staring off into space all night." Marty: "Say, have you ever played football?" Highway Patrol: "...Sure." Marty: "Yep. Send out your receiver, and the defense after him. When the hole opens up, you just go right through." Highway Patrol: "Are you suggesting the russians are going to attack from behind?" Marty: "No, I was just asking if you ever played football" Highway Patrol: "That still doesn't explain why you were staring out the windshield." Marty: "Nope, I guess it doesn't " - Taken, Sci-fi mini series, directed by Steven Spielberg, part III
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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"Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"
Fawlty Towers: The Germans
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Professor
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Originally posted by aslate: Blackadder: "One of history's great mysteries solved. The dinosaurs were infact wiped out by your [Baldrick's] pants."
Blackadder: "This is a turn up for the books. You [Baldrick] have built a working time machine and are therefore, the greatest genius that ever lived."
Blackadder Goes Forth Blackadder Back And Forth... but whatever.
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