Who Here Loves Porn?

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Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
 Does that include midget sex and monkey sex?

Fuck no I mean sex with your parner.

[Reply #121 on:]

one time i saw male porn, i liked the sexy men

[Reply #122 on:]

Juliet, the people would rather not listen to your Sexual advice. The images would be enough.

[Reply #123 on:]

Oh no, let the girl speak, we can't pass up on gems like "Sex is better than masterbation Mmmkay?" Jesus, couldn't have worked that one out myself, where does she pull these from? I could tell you but since I'm talking about some approximation of a lady I'll keep my piehole shut.

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I'll let her speak, but we have to put it in the Funny PEELer comments Thread.

Come on wanky, post here dammit!

[Reply #125 on:]

Your arse will be green if you PAINT it green, dont state the obvious Juli

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Fuck no I mean sex with your parner.

And what if I were a monkey and she a midget?

[Reply #127 on:]

There wouldn't even be an internet if it wasn't for porn.  Of course we all love it...

[Reply #128 on:]

I refuse to believe that Al Gore created the Internet purely for such amoral practices!

[Reply #129 on:]

You refuse alot of things you refusing Refuse machine!

[Reply #130 on:]

 

Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
I refuse to believe that Al Gore created the Internet purely for such amoral practices!

Al Gore created the internet, but it was Tipper who made it a vehicle for porn.

[Reply #131 on:]

 

Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
 And what if I were a monkey and she a midget?

Nominate for funniest post in history, I have to go change my pants that i just wet.        

[Reply #132 on:]

Don't encourage him.

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You got to admit, that was quick.

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I like the slogan that the anti-porn lot use: Having sex is better than watching it.

Just like getting shot by Germans during WW2 is better than watching it (Saving Private Ryan)

Or having your head cut open and eating your brain is better than watching it (Hannibal)

Or spending 12 weeks locked up with a bunch of losers is better than watching it (Big Brother)

TV is all about voyeurism. Porn is just more honest then everything else.

[Reply #135 on:]

 

Lurr said something along the lines of: Spending 12 weeks locked up with a bunch of losers is better than watching Big Brother.

A sincere Second on that one.

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Actually, move that last one to the 'Personal Hell' thread.

[Reply #137 on:]

 

Originally posted by Just Chris:
  Some guys are still too lazy and want stuff done by *hand*. And then you have those weird sickos that can't get a girl. Ever heard of the alternate Jello slogan? Jello: they feel like breasts when you're lonely.   

I saw Jay Leno refer to Jello as that the other night. it was funny; I'd never heard that before.

[Reply #138 on:]

i rekon balloons full of water do too.

[Reply #139 on:]

Speaking from experience, there? 

Of course. this cannot be proven without a blindfolded comparison test. Female PEELers, you are requied to test this highly important scientific hypothesis!

[Reply #140 on:]

when you write up your report make sure to include detailed diagrams.

[Reply #141 on:]

Point: water balloons are more willing to let you go spanish but are also more liable to pop under severe pounding.

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"go Spanish"?

[Reply #143 on:]

I believe he's referring to the "Pearl Necklace" technique.

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I'm not a prude, I look at porn OK, but since the internet is about 99% porn already, do we really have to bring it to PEEL? People use this site to discuss Futurama and other current issues, we all know that porn is just a click away, so why taint this website? I think you should also be aware that not all users here are over 18. So just remember you have no idea who you're talking too in this thread.

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Ahem, I'm not over 18, I'm not sure why I should be giving a shit (Ok, given that 17 isn't much of a diff.)

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Originally posted by M Jackson:
I'm not a prude, I look at porn OK, but since the internet is about 99% porn already, do we really have to bring it to PEEL? People use this site to discuss Futurama and other current issues, we all know that porn is just a click away, so why taint this website? I think you should also be aware that not all users here are over 18. So just remember you have no idea who you're talking too in this thread.

I'm 14 and i'm not offended. Come on, we've got Penis, Boob, Vagina, Wanking and Circumcision threads!

[Reply #148 on:]

Not to mention various tales of Drunken Monkey rape.

[Reply #149 on:]

Okay fine, i'm just saying the internet can cater for this topic so well, without us having to bring it to PEEL.
I guess it's like the old saying goes "when in doubt, just chuck in some porn"
Oh wait I think I just made that up.

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In Hollywood it applies just as well even if you did.

[Reply #151 on:]

Mmmmmm, porn.

[Reply #152 on:]

Well, like it or not, somebody's watching it.  According to some sources, the porn industry brings in more revenue than motion pictures, video games, and music sales combined.  In addition, porn always has been one of the driving forces behind the adoption of new technologies.  From the very first film projectors, to VCRs, DVD players, and of course the internet, porn has been there from the very begining, embracing new formats and technologies, instead of fighting change like the RIAA and MPAA.

The fact is, for most adults, watching porn is a perfectly healthy means of entertainment, stimulation, and release.  But, like any good thing (yes, even Futurama), people can become too dependant on and consumed by porn.  Finding someone to be intimate with may not be as easy as typing "hot asian midget amputee DP donkey sex" into Google, but it's usually a hell of a lot more rewarding.

As for myself, I do enjoy porn, but only the "gonzo" genre.  Plot and storyline have no place in my masturbation fodder.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see if "The Turanga Pages" has updated yet! 

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Can I come with you?
 

[Reply #154 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Can I come with you?
   

Sure, lets all go there now!   

[Reply #155 on:]

@Jay: you 're probably right.

Betamax didn't have porn on it, which is why it failed. Hope everybody learnt their lesson. 

[Reply #156 on:]

Porn  makes the world go round, least ways this is my understanding. Without porn how would we learn fun new techniques and stuff, well apart from experimenting and I am a scientist at heart and hell in study.

I just wish they made more porn like the classic stuff in the 70's and early 80's. The cheesy plots and subsiquent cheesy music added to the fun.

Anyway I don't see anything wrong with porn. To those women who say it degrades the female gender then watch the films since they often degrade me as well.

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Originally posted by wu_konguk:

I just wish they made more porn like the classic stuff in the 70's and early 80's. The cheesy plots and subsiquent cheesy music added to the fun.

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I can always do without bad plots and poor music, but one think I do miss from that era is the simple fact that the models looked like real people.  Between shaving off all the hair-down-there and the implants, most wowen in modern erotica look more like cartoons than anything real.  Thats what I have a problem with.  Porn describes itself as being the most honest arm of the entertainment business, and to a certain extent that is true, but I think they are largely propogating the same kind of poor body-images that exist in the world of fashion and popular media.  There are almost as many women with implants on television and film as there are in the adult enterainment field.  I think those sort of trends are far more disturbing than whatever people may choose to get off on in the privacy of their own homes.

[Reply #158 on:]

I love porn, hitting that little ball back and forth with those paddles on the TV...oh wait, that was Pong. Never mind.

[Reply #159 on:]

Oh jesus, thank you, you've taken the cake, the roast and most of the good china, that's the worst damn joke I've ever heard, and if any of you have suffered through the ol' "purple milkshake" punchlineless 10 minute hell, you'll know I'm really saying something.