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PEE Poll: Sarah Silverman: Sucks. Or does she?
Yes, she certainly sucks   -10 (52.6%)
No, she certainly does NOT suck!   -5 (26.3%)
You suck!   -4 (21.1%)
Total Members Voted: 19

FishyJoe

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« on: 06-13-2003 09:57 »

Inspired by my boy Kryten.

So Sarah Silverman...doesn't she suck? I think she sucks. I'll back that up with actual reasons as soon as people start disagreeing with me.
asianlightning

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« Reply #1 on: 06-13-2003 10:32 »

I'd have to say that she doesn't suck, mainly due to the fact that she doesn't seem to give a damn about what people think of her. I've seen her on a few talk shows, and she's absolutely filthy, usually in a good way.
Australian Guy

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« Reply #2 on: 06-13-2003 10:51 »

WHo is she, Is she under fifty? In which case i hope she sucks.
asianlightning

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« Reply #3 on: 06-13-2003 10:57 »

She's a comedienne. Used to be on SNL, too. She's a foul mouthed little strumpet. Oh, she's under 50, too.
Australian Guy

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« Reply #4 on: 06-13-2003 11:55 »

Strumpet, even better.
Tweek

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« Reply #5 on: 06-13-2003 14:13 »

I've never heard of her.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #6 on: 06-13-2003 14:42 »

Stop being british!
asianlightning

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« Reply #7 on: 06-13-2003 14:50 »

Still waiting on those reasons, FJ...
FishyJoe

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« Reply #8 on: 06-13-2003 15:44 »

No no...the poll still says it's tied at one vote. I like to wait until my side of the argument is losing. Then I pull the ace out of my sleeve.
Kryten

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« Reply #9 on: 06-13-2003 18:00 »

I kinda have a thing for her.
evan

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« Reply #10 on: 06-13-2003 20:07 »
« Last Edit on: 06-13-2003 20:07 »

From what I hear, with my hand on the entertainment industry pulse (:: puts hand on his own pulse, to show how hip he is:: ), she does suck. Jimmy Kimmel, in fact.    :puke: Feast on that horrible mental image for the rest of your life.

For those that don't know, she's a medium talent comedianne who just swears a lot. Gosh! A woman who swears! Call the papers!
Jeremy

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« Reply #11 on: 06-13-2003 22:04 »

She so does not suck! Her "I love chinks" joke makes me laugh.....and then feel bad.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #12 on: 06-14-2003 01:39 »

Damn you, Jeremy. I'll admit, the "I love chinks" joke made me laugh too. But try to come up with two other good jokes of hers--I dare you! She's the Anna Kournikova of stand up comedy. Only I don't find her all that hot. Maybe better looking than the average female comic, but hey, who isn't? I don't know why everyone falls all over themselves to get her a guest spot on their respective shows.

And speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, did anyone see her co-hosting that one week? She was terrible. It's not like she's some new kid, thrown onto a strange new live show. She's been in the business for quite a few years, and she was with a trusted boyfriend guy. You'd think she'd be comfortable enough to come up with a witty remark or two. But no...Jimmy Kimmel out-witted her at all times.

Also, she is affiliated with both Greg The Bunny and Crank Yankers--two shows that have been described as "The Muppets on acid!". Surely you'll all agree that all "*some other franchise* on *some drug*!" shows are lame. Not to mention, Kermit the Frog and she were both guests on Kilborn one time, and she was a total ass to him! Poor frog just can't catch a break.

Finally, she was the voice of Fry's ex in Cryonic Woman--one of the most hated characters/episodes ever! I bet she used her evil womanly powers to convince the writers to also get Pauley Shore--you know, to take attention away from her being a lame guest star.

Ok, I didn't say they were great reasons. But they're reason enough for me! I'm voting "sucks".

*votes*

...it appears I've already voted. Carry on, then.
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #13 on: 06-14-2003 07:14 »

I've only seen her on "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn," but she was pretty funny. There was a whole past between them, and she was always ripping on Quinn for taking advantage of her when she was young and inexperienced as a comedian. The way they used it in the last segement of his show was funny.
Tweek

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« Reply #14 on: 06-14-2003 10:29 »

I decided to vote that she sucks; Fishy's argument was persuasive
FishyJoe

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« Reply #15 on: 06-14-2003 15:05 »

Aw... :love:

Please, continue being british.
VelourFog

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« Reply #16 on: 06-15-2003 14:18 »

ok ok, sorry i took so long to vote in your little poll, jeffie-pie.

anyway. Sarah Silverman does suck. let's take a look?

-she has the worst voice ever (i'm talking like, fran drescher bad. ugh)
-she is not funny
-it is her job to be funny
-not only is she not funny, she is stupid
-she is often on TV, subjecting me to her stupid, non-funniness
-for being a girl that everyone says is sexy and funny she is not very sexy and she isn't funny enough to make up for not being the hottest woman on the planet.
-did i mention her annoying laugh?
Ricky

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« Reply #17 on: 06-15-2003 20:02 »

Second.

...whoever she is.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #18 on: 06-15-2003 20:20 »

Third.
She's not that hot from what Google turns up.
evan

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« Reply #19 on: 06-16-2003 02:54 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Finally, she was the voice of Fry's ex in Cryonic Woman--one of the most hated characters/episodes ever! I bet she used her evil womanly powers to convince the writers to also get Pauley Shore--you know, to take attention away from her being a lame guest star.

Seriously? I thought that was Tress MacNeille? It only sounds a little bit like her, now that I think about it...
Australian Guy

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« Reply #20 on: 06-16-2003 06:02 »

She sounds like Judy Davis. Except less stroppy
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #21 on: 06-17-2003 07:23 »

Oh, hey, she was Duchovny's ex in Evolution. Yep, she sucks.

Note: She plays lots of exes.
bankrupt

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« Reply #22 on: 06-17-2003 12:44 »

I voted for choice #1.  I've only seen her a few times on that Colin Quinn show, but she gives off an aura of stupidity that annoys me.
Pothead

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« Reply #23 on: 06-17-2003 12:50 »

I voted #3 because I felt like it
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