Best Jackass moments.

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This is to the Jackass fans. what are your fave Jackass moments. My is :

Playgirl Pontius
Party boy dancing in his thong
Bobbing for Jellyfish
Brad Pitt gets kiddnaped
The Cup Test
The Dutch Girl

The worst sceene is  The Omelette

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Oh dear God no!

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haha don't need to look who is topic starter

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what? what up with this thread?

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Jackass isn't exactly worth making a topic about. There are so many 'sketches' and you can hardly remember any of them.

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I remember the Brad Pitt moment well, very very funny.

"I think those guys just kidnapped Brad Pitt!"

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The moment when those two morons finally get themselves killed.

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Well, I for one am with Juliet on this.  Sure you guys might not like it.  It's not for everyone.. not even marijuana.  No one's forcing you to like it.

Anyhow, Juliet... I thought the movie was hilarious and am also going to get some of the Steve-O videos when I get the money.  My girlfriend also wants to buy the movie when it comes out.  :-D

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'Sweaty Fat Fucks' from the movie and in some of ep's
     

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I knew this was a Juliet thread.

Damn her to hell.

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I have never watched Jackass and I never plan to...sounds very stupid!

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I don't watch it myself but it is a TV show, this thread is for TV shows, those people that don't like the show can say why but it is pretty lame just to insult Juliet for starting a thread about a show she likes.

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i like the one where the guy jumps off the trampoline and into the fan, aswell as tidal wave and bungee wedgie.

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i liked the sketch in johnny noxvilles backyard when he got tazerd, pepsicum sprayed and electric shocked.

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Originally posted by Tweek:
I don't watch it myself but it is a TV show, this thread is for TV shows, those people that don't like the show can say why but it is pretty lame just to insult Juliet for starting a thread about a show she likes.

I sometimes watch Jackass, i was just saying i didn't think it was topic worthy.

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Originally posted by Tweek:
I don't watch it myself but it is a TV show, this thread is for TV shows, those people that don't like the show can say why but it is pretty lame just to insult Juliet for starting a thread about a show she likes.

Well said!
*applauds*

I don't remember too many sketches from the shows, it's been ages since I saw them anyway. Party Boy getting kicked out of a Japanese store by a security guard from the movie made me laugh though.

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Theres loads of skits I like. I like the 'Milk Challenge' where 3 people have to drink a gallon of milk as fast as they can. One has normal white milk, one has strawberry milk and the other has chocolate milk. Thats pretty funny. I cant remember the name of the skit but theres one where they take the trucks and wheels off a skateboard so its completely flat and then they slide down stairs on it. That makes me laugh too.
There's far to many for me to name 

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There also the one that I like where Preston Lacy dressed like one of those road workers and want to go to the toilet, so he went to those public toilet outside next to some normal people and you can hear some sort of farting noise. Then the public toilet door burst opend and out came wee man wearing the same clothes as Preston Lacy. The looks are the peolpe faces was really fuuny.

The one the Dave England taking a fit while he was on the phone in the streets was funny too. when he took a fit, he made his ear bleed (which it wasn't real but it was funny)

There were so funny moments in the movie too like:

Show spoiler

alligator tipe rope
The one were the baby alligator bit on  noxvilles nipple.
Party boy dances in the Japanese store.
Jackass in the future at the very end   

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I hope this doesn't come across as controlling Juli but maybe you should put the last 4 skits you mentioned that were in the movie into a spoiler. That way people who haven't seen the film dont have it..well, spoiled for them.
Its just a suggestion 

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Ok ghoulishmoose I have edit it and I have put on the spoiler bit.

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Cool   

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There's loads of great skits. My favourates include the one where they put a loads of empty bottles in a hallway and go as fast as they can and try to slide along them all. I also love the one where he pretends to put the baby on the car roof and drives off. Everyones reactions are hillarious    And I think it's pretty funny where he pretends to have broken arms and asks people to unzip his flies     

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That was good. Also I remember one where they dressed up as toxicf handling guys in the full protective suit carrying a case. Then they dropped it in the street and smoke started coming out, then they warned everyone to get out of the way. The people's reactions were so funny.

Trigger Happy TV though is better for that sort of stuff.

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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
I also love the one where he pretends to put the baby on the car roof and drives off. Everyones reactions are hillarious     

Ah yes I like to bit where he put the doll on the bike and as he was riding the bike he falls and the people run to them to see if the baby was ok.

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I like all the pukeing things, like the milk drinking, the omelette, egg eating.

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the omelette scene is just yucking. It too yucky cos the other guys was wearing the protected suits and masks so that they don't smell Dave England's vomit and so that they don't puke themselves.

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in the movie mostly the camguys puke 

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I like any scene with that massive ramp by the river 

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High fives Imp!

Aah yes, you've jut reminded me of one of my favourite skits, its called 'Slip n Slide' 
They basically cover that whole ramp with loads of plastic and then cover it with loads and loads of lubricant like hand and body lotion, soap, oil and water. Then they cover themselves in it too and they all slide down it and off into the river. I think its awesome! Thats one of the skits I'd love to try actually.
That and 'Tandem Snowboarding' 

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Yep!!

I loved it when they were trying to skateboard in the loop and fell down in the middle and just missed the matress...

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I love all the ramp skits too. The human bowling with metal dustbins was really funny 

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When Knoxville got his crotch smashed for a few hours, pretty funny because it was most unusual.
When they had a ladder on the two snowboards was pretty good, man fall down: funny.

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Oh, damn, I haven't watched Jackass in a while, but I LOVE how the fat guy chases the midget and the midget skateboarding!  The one I'll never forget is the one where the left the fake baby on top of the car and the one where they drove the hearse and a coffin kept sliding out the back!  XD

--Missy
xoxo

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I love the bit where Steve O got his body waxed and his eyebrows shaved.

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Quite a few people like the baby on top of the car skit. I do too and that was the very very first Jackass skit I ever saw when I was flicking through the channels one day. I was actually crying with laughter and I've been hooked ever since 
Another one I love is a skit called 'Antiquing'
When their friends are asleep or unaware they get a handful of flour thrown at them 

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"An American werewolf in London" always makes me laugh, especially when he howls in the middle of a crowd on the Tube 

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Originally posted by Impossible:
"An American werewolf in London" always makes me laugh, especially when he howls in the middle of a crowd on the Tube   

Yes Steve O did that one that was fuuny. Ther were stuff like that like where somebody dressed as a monkey called Night Monkey, The Bat, and the bit when somebody dressed as a rabbit and he was in the train and was pretanding to have his hand stuck in the door and he was screaming. That one made me laugh.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
The moment when those two morons finally get themselves killed.

did anyone of the Jackass-Crew actually kill himself?

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Hmm...the best moment had to be when the show got cancelled! Did you see that one? It rocked, it was like, so funny, and like, totally awesome!

The hard boiled egg eating contest was particularly foul.

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The fast food football... one of the only jackass things i find funny.