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A tale of 2 santas

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A Santa of 2 tales 

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Yes I did see the Jacko thing. I thought it was very dodgy when he had Blanket on his lap and he was jiggling his legs up and down.

I would have agreed with his story about white people getting suntans "to look black" if a) Suntans were permanent and b) he wasn't talking bollocks. Did any black men on this board turn white during puberty?

And at the end when he asked Martin Bashir who was really Jack the Ripper I was thinking Its more like who is Jacko the Raper?

I've so much to rant about that so I'll have to continue this later. I think I'll rant about his adventures in Germany next.

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Neon Genesis: Evangelion DVD - Episodes 18-20

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Originally posted by Smitty:
Did any black men on this board turn white during puberty?
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I did.

Anyways I saw that jacko thing, the best part was when he said he used to sleep with mackali culken, I just found that hilarious for some reason

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:

Originally posted by Smitty:
Did any black men on this board turn white during puberty?
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I did.

Yeah, but you can cure THAT with a few tissues.

 

Anyways I saw that jacko thing, the best part was when he said he used to sleep with mackali culken, I just found that hilarious for some reason

Just the thought that the Home Alone kid may have been molested gives me a happy.

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Now I shall rant about his the "two" operations he had on his nose.

Ahem:


"They help me to reach higher notes."
So there are all these kids watching it and they hear him say that and all these budding singers who can't sing as high as they want to think If I get corners on my nose I'll be able to sing better.

In 20 years we could be having a population of jacko's wandering around across the world. In the religion space on the census's, people who once wrote "Jedi" will be writing "Jackoism" instead. And rather than being fined for it, it will be accepted because Jackoism will be a recognised religion across the world and the head prophet of it will probably be that stupid woman who burst into tears because she hugged him (mind you who wouldn't?). Who nose how these worshippers will be rewarded in Jacko-heaven - perhaps they will read a nice book with the Almighty in his bed. Our Saviour already healed that boy who had cancer so who can say what other miracles he can perform?

Speaking of that boy if anyone taped the programme re-watch it at the point where they interviewed the boy about Jacko. When he said "he acts like a 12 year old boy" Jackos face ("face" ) suddenly turned frowny. Specifically when the boy said "acts." Because of course he doesn't act like a 12 year old boy. He is a 12 year old boy.

This could go on forever...

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Considering that your vocal cords are in your throat, and that when you sing you breath through your mouth...

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Originally posted by Smitty:
 Jackoism will be a recognised religion across the world

Well, it's not quite a religion, but  it's getting close ...

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Well like I said, give it 20 years.

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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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You know you could have used the edit button.

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Spy Hard 

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Originally posted by clampybot:
You know you could have used the edit button.

Hypocrit.

I WAS watching Friends with the male nanny.   

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Hey hey don't spoil it I haven't seen that episode yet!

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The adventures of Pete & Pete - Saturday

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Watching a Michael Jackson spoof on Conan O' Brien.

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Originally posted by clampybot:
Hey hey don't spoil it I haven't seen that episode yet!

Don't read this spoiler then...

Show spoiler

You're reading this aren't you? Where's your self control?

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Spongebob Squarepants

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Quads.

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i rekon the wackojacko thing was weird when he climbed up a tree and looked like someone from planet of the apes

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The Young Ones - S2 Ep1, "Bambi".

Excellent.

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Son of the Beach. Haven't seen it for a long time. With new characters, yet same ol' crap.

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Enterprise - 2x14 - Stigma

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Shooting Stars

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Survivor on Mtv three.

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Ant & Dec. Little Ant & Dec are having an underwear war with Kylie Minogue. :: sigh ::

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Futurama

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Futurama - A Leela of her own( with sexy Bender :love

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Now I'm watching an interview with Mike Myers

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Wait, a triple post? And two are at the same time???

Oh, last night i saw 24, episodes 23 and 24, great show!

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24 is good isn't it. I'm watching the West Wing now which is also a great show.

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From Dusk Till Down uncut version I hope

damn it's cuted

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Sho cuted?

Heheh, I watched Goldemember and the special features, the outtakes are brilliant.

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Originally posted by Smitty:
24 is good isn't it. I'm watching the West Wing now which is also a great show.

My sister refused to let me watch it on Ch4 - she wanted to watch casualty instead...    - I tried to explain what great programme it was, but she wouldn't listen...

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I'm watching the movie of Josie and the pussycats

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
Sho cuted?

What's Sho 

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Originally posted by Smitty:
24 is good isn't it. I'm watching the West Wing now which is also a great show.

Yea, season 2 starts here on Saturday, can't wait. I never managed to get into the West Wing however i've heard it's good.

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I watched 5 episodes of Futurama tonight.

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The newest german Simpsons episode