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Juliet
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Originally posted by Andrea Huckstep: Barnet? Don't you mean Barney? Sorry Andrea, I mean Barney
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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I nearly cried when I first watched Preditor, it was very sad when that poor alien who only wanted to hunt humans and add their skulls to his collection was dying, but I started laughing again when he set that self destruct bomb off
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Yeah.You must have a 'record'
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Guy
Professor
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I can't find any files on the internet. iliketowankalot must not be his real name. How 'bout that.
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iliketowankalot
Professor
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sorry to disapoint ye but I've got no stories of being thrown out for wanking, I'm too good of a stealth wanker to get caught doing it but if you ever notice that the floor is sticky then its probably cos I've been there
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Nah must be the popcorns and the drinks.
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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Actually I cried at the end of Aracnophobia, poor spiders... I wish I was joking...
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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I know I know but the spiders were so much more likable then the humans.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I cried at the same bit as well.
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BarneyBurnham
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Liam Gallagher: I don't cry, I'm a geezer
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Keith
Crustacean
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« Reply #60 on: 12-16-2002 07:25 »
« Last Edit on: 12-16-2002 07:25 »
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I took my little sister to see Ice Age, halfway through the film the charecters go sliding about on this huge ice ramp slide thing, anyway near the end of this slide we see a UFO burried inside the Ice, and the little baby charecter made the [star trek] Vulcan Hand sign ( _\\// )
I, being a huge trekkie, found this absolutley hilarious and proceeded to laugh louder than I had ever laughed before. Unfortunatley I was apparently the only trekkie in the entire cinema as everyone else remained deadly silent and stared right at me, whilst the people behind me asked me to quiet down or leave.
damn them. damn them all.
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Andrea Huckstep
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Firecube: Recently my cousin's and I went to go see a movie. One of them's 6 and says "Oh my God" fifteen times everytime a stupid joke comes by. Then another one's cell phone goes off and all I here is this: "hey" "OK" "I'm in the theater" "Yeah tell me later I can't talk right now" "I'm in the theater(louder)" "I'm hanging up now" "I said I was hanging up" ...
I still remember my Mom took me to see the movie "Analyze this", and during the movie, someone's cell phone went off, and I thought it was in the movie, but then I saw a man running in shadows out of the theater with the cell phone. One of the worst experiences during that movie was that my mom and I were sitting close to a speaker (whenever we go out to eat, go to a movie, etc., I always sit on the outside because I frequently have trouble sitting through something), and at the beginning it was all quiet, and then comes out this ear piercing CRASH!!! Ever since, I have told my friends that they should NEVER get a seat near a speaker or else you would leave the movie theater with your ears ringing.
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Nefnar
Professor
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My worst experience was on Pokemon I really swear that I wanted to die.
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Drippy_taco
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*nods*
I have absolutely no problem visualizing that.
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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Originally posted by Andrea Huckstep: One of the worst experiences during that movie was that my mom and I were sitting close to a speaker (whenever we go out to eat, go to a movie, etc., I always sit on the outside because I frequently have trouble sitting through something), and at the beginning it was all quiet, and then comes out this ear piercing CRASH!!! Ever since, I have told my friends that they should NEVER get a seat near a speaker or else you would leave the movie theater with your ears ringing. dear god, never get to a metal concert early then. Anyway, anyone see the trailer for this movie when they saw The Two Towers? I'm definitely going to see that, no matter how horrible the reviews are. Jim Carrey getting God(who, in the most excellent twist ever, is played by Morgan Freeman)'s powers is just enough to make me wanna see it. Here's the synopsis: "Jim Carrey is Bruce Nolan, a "human interest" television reporter in Buffalo, New York who is discontented with almost everything in life, despite his popularity and the love of his girlfriend Grace (Jennifer Aniston). At the end of the worst day in his life, Bruce angrily ridicules and rages against God - and God responds. He appears in human form (Morgan Freeman) and, endowing Bruce with all of His divine powers, challenges Bruce to take on the big job and see if he can do it any better."
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MJC
Crustacean
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I remember in grade 7. I went on a double date with some ppl. And we wanted to stay a long time at the movies so we dicided to see the longest one, at the time. The movie was 'the insider'. We walked in the cinema and saw al these 30 to 60 year old concintrating hard on the screen. And us four were like yelling and laughing and running up and down the ales. We had several ppl swear at us, and an usher person telling us to be quiet. And now that i'm older, i realise how ANYOING we would of been. I would of screamed at people if they did that to me. (i think that makes sence, sorry if it doesn't)
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SlaytanicMaggot
Professor
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Well, I don't really have a getting kicked out of the the theater story, but during Attack Of The Clones I nearly peed my pants because I didn't realize how long the movie was and foolishy bought a jumbo size soda...so I never get a drink over "large" for any movie longer than 2 hours
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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1 - a local theater has a No Bags policy. So the girl I'm with and I take everything out of our shopping bags, condense it all down to our pockets and one tiny bag the size of a softball. The attendant refuses to let us in with this tiny bag which is stuffed full of miscellaneus tiny things. I offer to let her look in the bag. I take the things out and show her. She still refuses to let us in. so we have to stand there in the line and take out everything and stow it in our already full pockets. I take the bag and stuff it in my pocket too, and the woman lets us in. I made loud mention of how those items are much less dangerous in our pockets than in the bag.
2 - I went to see the first Austin Powers movie with a couple of friends. We bought water guns and used them at the end of the movie when everyone was getting up. Some strangers were very confused, getting squirted at random in a movie theater. We were uncaught.
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FishyJoe
Honorary German
Urban Legend
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I almost got kicked out of "Big Daddy". The movie sucked so much, and I just couldn't take it, so I threw a big bottle of Power-ade at the screen.
It was pretty cool--it was empty and made of plastic, so it carried well. It sailed through the air, for everyone to see, and it came down with a big echo-ey crash at the front of the theater. There was a slight murmur through the crowd.
Cut to about 20-30 minutes later. The movie is still sucking! Even after I threw a bottle at the screen--what nerve! I was pretty pissed off at the suckiness, so I threw another bottle. This time, the whole crowd groans, with people saying "I can't believe he did it AGAIN!". A couple of rednecks in the back start yelling something intelligible at me, followed by "You bald-head! Fuzz-head!"
Someone alerted the manager, and he came in. My only reaction was "oh shit". Then he walks to the front of the theater, and picks up a bottle. "Oh shit." For being such a loud and obnoxious jerk, I am very afraid of confrontations. The manager walks straight towards me, and I had no way of getting out.
"Is this your bottle?" he asks.
"Ummm...not to my knowledge." I say.
Then he shines a tiny little flashlight in my face, I guess to get a good look if he ever has to describe me to the authorities.
It could have been an ugly incident, but after the movie, I came clean and apologized. He said it was ok, because the bottles didn't damage the screen, but never do it again.
The two rednecks from before overheard me apologizing to the manager, and walked alongside me as I left the theater.
"So you're the one who threw the bottle." the deeper-voiced redneck says.
"Heh. Yeah, sorry about that, guys." I say.
The redneck chuckles to himself, pauses, and then says "...dipshit." and they walk away.
Even now, years after it happened, the phrase "Bald-head! Fuzz-head! ....dipshit." is a full-time part of my catch-phrase vocabulary.
But the moral of the story is that Big Daddy was the worst movie ever made.
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