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Juliet
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Man it's just a bloody cartoon! Grow up.
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Chump
Urban Legend
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I nearly got the boot from Harry Potter for snapping on some little kids. Heres why: (skip this part if you dislike rants)
I didn't want to be there. I had picked the last 2 movies, so my girlfriend got to choose and we saw HP. We went with 2 other people, but the theatre was packed, and we had to sit in groups of 2 on different sides. We were in the very front row. My neck began to hurt from looking up. To top it off, I turned down a Leaf game in Buffalo to see it because I had agreed to that first. So I was in a bad mood, but trying to keep a cheery attitude by insulting the movie itself. The audience was what the makers would call responcive. Clapping, screaming, crying, etc. Then these girls get in an arguement/trivia contest about Harry Potter. Behind me. They get louder and louder, then they hit my head by accident. I turn around and look at them, and they are dressed in "hogwarts" robes. I stare them down (I have a creepy stare) and they shut up. I turn back around and they're like: Whats his problem? I turn back around and start not really yelling, but talking agrily. I swore and told them to shut there faces before I jammed their wands down their throats. (I cleaned that up bit). Then the usher comes... asks if theres a problem. I'm like: "Not anymore there isn't (turn around) right?" Silence.
I felt kinda bad, they were about 13 or 14, so they really should have known better. I didn't say anything to the mother who refused to take her crying baby into the lobby.
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Speli
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by Chump: I nearly got the boot from Harry Potter for snapping on some little kids. Heres why: (skip this part if you dislike rants)
I didn't want to be there. I had picked the last 2 movies, so my girlfriend got to choose and we saw HP. We went with 2 other people, but the theatre was packed, and we had to sit in groups of 2 on different sides. We were in the very front row. My neck began to hurt from looking up. To top it off, I turned down a Leaf game in Buffalo to see it because I had agreed to that first. So I was in a bad mood, but trying to keep a cheery attitude by insulting the movie itself. The audience was what the makers would call responcive. Clapping, screaming, crying, etc. Then these girls get in an arguement/trivia contest about Harry Potter. Behind me. They get louder and louder, then they hit my head by accident. I turn around and look at them, and they are dressed in "hogwarts" robes. I stare them down (I have a creepy stare) and they shut up. I turn back around and they're like: Whats his problem? I turn back around and start not really yelling, but talking agrily. I swore and told them to shut there faces before I jammed their wands down their throats. (I cleaned that up bit). Then the usher comes... asks if theres a problem. I'm like: "Not anymore there isn't (turn around) right?" Silence.
I felt kinda bad, they were about 13 or 14, so they really should have known better. I didn't say anything to the mother who refused to take her crying baby into the lobby. Oh, I went through the same experience, kinda...I entertained myself by laughing at inappropriate moments...the kids behind me started crying...
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Juliet
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I walked out of the cinema 5 min after I saw that bad movie Bared wire
worst 5 min of that moive I ever saw.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
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I was with some friends in the cinema watching Final Destination.
When that guy in the movie stood next to the railroad, and a train passes, it hits a piece of metal, which jumps in his direction and cuts his head clean off. I was the only one in the theater roaring with laughter, while all the others had their hands or their eyes, or they were disgusted. Man that was so predictable, and so gory it was funny.
I didn't get kicked out though.
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Nixorbo
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Originally posted by Firecube: Recently my cousin's and I went to go see a movie. One of them's 6 and says "Oh my God" fifteen times everytime a stupid joke comes by. Then another one's cell phone goes off and all I here is this: "hey" "OK" "I'm in the theater" "Yeah tell me later I can't talk right now" "I'm in the theater(louder)" "I'm hanging up now" "I said I was hanging up" ...
Anyone else reminded of Trigger Happy TV?
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Public Attorney
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« Reply #15 on: 12-02-2002 17:37 »
« Last Edit on: 12-02-2002 17:37 »
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I fell asleep during Rocky & Bullwinkle, sure I had only 3 hours of sleep the previous day but that's no excuse....... or at least that's what they told me after STRANGERS woke me up to tell me to stop snoring.
I thought it was hilarious & went back to sleep.
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Public Attorney
Crustacean
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I laughed at quite a few scenes in final Destination.
I'm sick like that, I laughed for five full minutes after the bus scene.
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FishyJoe
Honorary German
Urban Legend
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By Chump: You're joking right? There is no Legally Blonde Two. Right...? RIGHT!?! Of course not, that's ridiculous. ...they spell the sequel T-O-O, for extra zaniness! Legally Blonde Too! By TSN-Bot: what, final destination is a comedy. that scene is supposed to be comical, i don't see how anyone could see it any other way. and that scene where she gets hit by the bus, hilarious. I agree. Why would anyone get kicked out for laughing at Final Destination? The gory death scenes were pretty obviously intended to be funny. I liked the teacher's death scene the best. By Chump again: I felt kinda bad, they were about 13 or 14, so they really should have known better. I didn't say anything to the mother who refused to take her crying baby into the lobby. Why you son of a. Nerds at the premiere of movies are funny. It's the screaming babies that I don't understand. Movie theaters are dark and cold and loud. What kind of idiot parent thinks a little baby would enjoy that? Whenever I hear a baby crying, I "shhhh!!!" them as loud as I can. It's fun, and hopefully embarrasses the parents.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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You should have started throwing things
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Nurdbot
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I was dragged to see Cats and Dogs and thanks to MST3K and Media-Studies I made snide little comments all the way through.I ignored the total idiots watching and made fun of the stupid kid.When I got home I was home free.Get it..?..Home..free...BOOM BOOM...?..Ah screw you lot then.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I say you watch films alone.Including Porn Films.Unless you have your best freinds sister with you.
*FIND THE REFERANCE*
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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I got slung out of a film ages ago (circa 1991), but only coz I tried to get in without paying.
It was sooo long ago that I cannot remember which film it was.
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MelBee
Professor
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When I was 14, me and a friend went to see 'In Bed with Madonna' (rated 18). The film was about to start and then loads of staff burst in. We thought for a moment we were about to be chucked out and started panicking... but then they told us the projector had broken down and we'd have to see something else instead. The only other thing that was on was Hudson Hawk. *shudder* Foiled again!
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Mitsui
Starship Captain
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One time a group of me and my mates went to see A.I, but two of had decided the film would be poor right from the start. We were going to watch it normally however, with no intention of being annoying little twats, but everything that anyone said was frickin hilarious. A Dr. Pepper advert at the start set us off, and the stupid movie did nothing to distract us. I guess we were those annoying little kids who loads of adults talk about who ruin their movie. Ahhh, well it was only that once.
Also, Im 14, and don't look old for my age or anything. One time, me and another small friend went to see a 15. They asked our age and our birthdate. Id got it all planned out, a birthdate which would make me a "young 15" (ie only just had my birthday). Anyway, I told the usher guy this date, and he goes "Doesn't that make you 14". Believing I was right, I argued with him that it made me 15. Eventually he let me in.
It was halfway through the movie when I realised I had actually basically told him I was 14. Just shows if you're confident enough with lies then theyre believable.
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
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I vaguely remember another one. I was between 2 and 4 years old, and accompanied by my sister (who is 6 years older), and we went to see Disney's Alice in Wonderland. I think I started crying, and then we went outside. That 's all.
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Sarge
Professor
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Andrea, you were 13 and started crying loudly at A Bugs' Life? When you're 13 there's this little thing called peer pressure. It keeps you from getting emotional in public. I agree with Speli. That must've been some powerful drug. PS...don't see Bambi in a theater.
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DrThunder88
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I don't think I've ever cried during a movie. I nearly cried when I realized that I had wasted six dollars and three and a half hours watching AI.
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Juliet
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Originally posted by Andrea Huckstep: I date back weeks after I saw "A bug's life" I tried to see it again but it was sold out so me and my mom went to see "The Rugrats movie" Midway during the movie, something happens to Spike (the dog), or something like that and there's this two or three year old crying. I don't know how long he/she was crying for, but I was just about to go over to the kid and tell it to shut up before I went and told the manager.
Next time go and see a Barnet movie.
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