101 ways to kill a DBZ Character

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 45. Show to him his own face in a mirror.
makes a TOTPCLINTOND

Clinton shake it!!

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What, is Clinton trying to pop his leg out of its joint or something?   

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Feed them kittens untill they choke.

Take THAT Venus.

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47: Dragonball characters vs. Akira

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Clinton is dancing.
I am broking his leg (malevolant laugh)
Mwuahahahahahaha

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48: Lock them all up in a pokeball and then set it on fire, making the metal melt, and the characters too 

49: Bite them all when your rabid and decaying

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50:Give them Byrus sandwich.

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51: Force them to eat plutonium, then drown them in a pool of sulphuric acid.

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52. When Trunks and Goten are preparing for the Fusion, just run up and suckerpunch Trunks, destroying the whole ordeal and foiling 'Earth's last hope.'

Go Majin Buu! Beat those kids! Death to those who don't like DBZ!

 

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Well, we learned the answer today...

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Turn 'em all into chocolate and eat 'em.

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Yay! I've converted Kryten!

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53. Send 'em to Indiana.

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54. Drop a giant anvil on their heads.

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Most of these teqniques will work because they JUST STAND THERE WHILE the Villan talks about killing them... itiotic

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55.Stick Plasters (BandAids) on them.They'd go insane trying to get them off.

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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
Most of these teqniques will work because they JUST STAND THERE WHILE the Villan talks about killing them... itiotic

No, they're just very curteous people. Their mothers taught them proper ettiquette and manners. Unlike the lot of you.
 

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Wrong thread, dickhead. 

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56. Distract them with someone who's threatening to kill them then just pop their heads off with a harpoon gun. Very wude, but then, coming up with many ways of killing people by sticking them in vats of acid isn't that polite. 

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45. kill them

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anyone know juliet?

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57.Set 'The Noid' on them.

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Originally posted by evan:
Yay! I've converted Kryten!

Ive been a closet DBZ watcher for a while now. I like the original DB much better though, it's just completely screwed up. Like, what is the deal with "Penguin Village" and that guy who gets superpowers from prunes and the little girl who wants to feed people smiling turds? That is just WEIRD...

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From what I know, that's a little crossover with Akira Toryiama's other series, that which was not as successful as DB.

But, yeah, DB is perhaps the strangest television program.

Edit: Yes! General Blue's going to attack that annoying girl with a knife!

Strangest series ever.

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58: Turn the tv off.

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59:Go to bed.

When you wake up they will my gone.

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Sadly, that stupid girl managed to escape from General Blue. Nor was the stupid happy village destroyed in any manner. Fuck.

Do you know what the Red Ribbon Army needs? A fuckin' zeppelin. All great armies have zeppelins. They're just so fearsome, and slow, and big...in short, zeppelins are scary.

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60.Land a Zeppelin on them.

Just for you mate.

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Yay! Go zeppelins!

(Domo arigato, Mr. Nurdboto).

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[Peter Sellers]Ooooooh, it's a Zelipin, Capitan![/PS]

Sorry, that's an old favourite quote of mine!   

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61:make them eat Spam.

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62: With those gaudy 80's clothes that the characters wear at peacetime, they can get pummeled anywhere on the street now.

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63:Make them act in a playschool play.

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Originally posted by Just Chris:
62: With those gaudy 80's clothes that the characters wear at peacetime, they can get pummeled anywhere on the street now.

Gotta love Yamcha's yellow leisure suit.

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Yeah.

64:Put them all the microwave for fifteen minutes.

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65: Send a gulf war veteran and his 17 year old son after them with a .223 rifle.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Gotta love Yamcha's yellow leisure suit.

Or Master Roshi's polygon patterned Hawaiian shirts...

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66:Strap them to chairs ala 'A clockwork Orange' and make them watch the 1960-1970's Hanna Barbra toons.

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67: Spam them to death. With useless threads like this crammed down their throats, they'd die of lack of bandwidth.

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
66:Strap them to chairs ala 'A clockwork Orange' and make them watch the 1960-1970's Hanna Barbra toons.

68: Strap them to a chair and make them watch Pokemon.

This is what you came from....
No! No!

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69:Make them star in a low budget cheesey Horror Movie like Haloween High.