Favorite Simpsons gags

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Originally posted by Teral:
I love the T2 parody in "Homer Loves Flanders". Homer chases the Flandereses car, gaining on them. Maude pleads Ned to go faster, and Ned answers "I can't! It's a Geo!!". Finally Homer catch up, and uses the putters to latch onto the trunk and starts crawling the car, while Rod and Todd scream in fear. Finally Ned makes a sharp turn and Homer rolls off. Looking after the disappearing car, he say "Hmmm, I guess he didn't see me."

Wiggum: Where's your Messiah now, Flanders?

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Wiggum: Do not be alarmed.  Continue swimming naked.  Awww, come on, continue!  Awww.  Ok Lou, open fire.

From "Bart Of Darkness"

Homer: This man is exact double.  <GASP!>  That dog has a puffy tail!

From: "Fear Of Flying"

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Apologies for the double-post:

Seeing as we were quoting songs earlier in the thread, here's a couple more:

"When I was seventeen, I drank a very good beer.
I drank a very good beer I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGhee, I stay up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen."

I think it's from "Duffless".

One more:

Homer: Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset.  Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon.  Yes, we have no banana's.

Marge: Aww, that's sweet Homer, our little boy is growing up.

Homer: Didn't you hear, Marge?  They have no Banana's.  They have no banana's.

From: "Bart's Girlfriend"

Classic!
 

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(Adding more fuel to the burning folder...)

Homer: (drunk from a radio-hosted party) Hey Marge, what's your faaaavorite radio station?

(next day, Homer sobers up)

Homer: So marge, tell me, what's your favorite radio station?

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Homer: All you have to do is show the dog doing this: *hums* dum dum dum dummmmm, and people will suspect the dog!!

and at the end of that episode: The Dog With The Shifty Eyes!!!
Brilliant.
Can somebody do a dog version of this??

Homer: Hey Mel, I fell out!!

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Just watched And Maggie makes three. I like the bit where Homer find out Magre got pregant to Maggie and he screamed and rip out his hair. Magre said that Homer did the same when she had Bart and Lisa

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"OOOOOOOHH BOOOGIE BOOGIE BOOOGIE BOOGIE!!!!"