Tom Cruise: Homo/Non-homo?

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Just wondering.

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Obviously not!

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Where's the "I couldn't give a rat's ass" option?

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I'll put that down as a "homo".

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Since he got with Nicole Kidman, he gets a non-homo vote from me. Who knows how things are with those scary Scientologists though.

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Oh come on. Could it be any more obvious? I'm with FJ on this one.

Although, if he sees this, he'll probably sue us, like he did to that German magazine that said he was gay. Denial can be a funny thing...

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Ah ha AH hah ha ha ha AH  HAHAHA HA HA :falls out of chair:

of course not


i mean totally, yeah

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Anyone that leaves Nicole is a gay homosexual.

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By Ben::
he'll probably sue us, like he did to that German magazine that said he was gay

Teehee. I also liked it when he sued that gay porn star for 100 million dollars.

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do i sense a pattern here?

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I think so, Brain...

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I voted hetro, maybe because I'm a fool, but I really don't think he's gay - if anything I think he's paranoid though.

But in retrospect I'm with Kryten on this one
 

I couldn't give a rat's ass

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I see your "I couldn't give a rat's ass," and raise you one "It's really none of our business anyway, is it?" 

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Originally posted by cellery:
Since he got with Nicole Kidman, he gets a non-homo vote from me.

Yeah, but that was obviously all for show. They even had to adopt some kids because he couldn't bare to have sex with a woman...

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Originally posted by Jeremy:
Anyone that leaves Nicole is a gay homosexual.

As opposed to an unhappy one?   

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What's the deal with him having too much money and getting braces on his teeth for no reason? He's a homo in the text that he's an idiot, moron and dick. heh...
Whew now that that's off my chest... He's probably not gay, but he's definitely a dunce.

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I don't think so.

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I reckon he is straight but don't really care.

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I couldn't give a flaming rat's patootie - but he most likely is a 'mo.

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I can't believe Non-homo is winning.

[McBain]

Maybe you all are homosexuals too.

[/McBain]

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False reasoning:

Rosie O'Donnel did that whole, "I love Tom Cruise" thing, even though she was a lasbian, so by process of elimation, Tom Cruise obviously bats for the other team.

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I say he's gay. Why? Because I can. And anyone who objects to being called gay must be gay. Cough.

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Teehee. I also liked it when he sued that gay porn star for 100 million dollars.

Tom Cruise: I'll see you during the recess....
(Maybe someone could copy Tom Cruise's head onto that "You're a FAG"-picture?)

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Oh, I thought you said "romo".

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Originally posted by TheMadCapper:
I say he's gay. Why? Because I can. And anyone who objects to being called gay must be gay. Cough.

And the person who doesn't say "no" to being asked whether he/she is gay, is...???

"You've got to believe me, I'm not the Messiah!!"
"Only the true Messiah would deny his title"
"Well what choice does that leave me!?! Alright I am the Messiah!!!"
"*GASP* HE IS THE MESSIAH!!! HE IS!!!"

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Doesn't Tom Cruise have one of those perfect 1.618 faces or something?

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Zed: I love that film!

"Mum, have I got a big nose?" "Oh stop thinking about SEX!"

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Originally posted by Tweek:
I reckon he is straight but don't really care.

Scruffy: "Second."

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Sorry, but I'm not dateing Tom Cruise or have sex with him. should I care?

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Originally posted by Impossible:
Doesn't Tom Cruise have one of those perfect 1.618 faces or something?

Apparantly so, I saw that John Cleese documentary. I never thought he was particularly attractive, though. Not my type, for which reason I couldn't give a rat's ass.
Nonetheless, I voted gay.

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I don't know, but there's no way he's as gay as this topic.

What--no choices for "bi-sexual," "sexually dysfunctional," "neutered," "Onanist," or "pig f***er?" Join the 21st Century and stop discriminating against us! 

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What, the term "gay" being used to refer to lameness? What, is everyone here 12 years old!?

I will also add that I think Tom Cruise is gay- and lame. (Duh, he's a Scientologist! He believes aliens had sex with monkeys in order to create human beings!)

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Originally posted by roboticus:
What, is everyone here 12 years old!?

Well, duh. You've been here long enough to figure that out.     

Side note: I veered away from this thread encouraging blind speculation about the sexual orientation of a celebrity to peek at the IMDb "news:" J-Lo (star of Enough) is leaving her marriage to return to P-Diddy. Once I stopped vomiting with laughter, I read the article about Woody Harrelson going nuts and getting in a fight with fourteen cops.   

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I think celebrity marriages and break-ups are just to draw publicity. They handle their spouses like weekly dates.

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Not all of them do, Chris.  The ones with normal relationships just don't make the entertainment news headlines, that's all.

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'Bent as a nine bob note' as the saying goes.
Anyone who reacts with such a knee jerk reaction over being acused of homosexuality must be one.
It is a great way of boosting your popularity in the teenage female demographic, just look at any boyband.

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Is Tom Cruise still going out with Penelope Cruz or did they split up and I didn't notice??

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I heard they split up, in an interview with her. Then I heard they were still together, in an interview with him. Odd behaviour.

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By BrainSluggo:
I don't know, but there's no way he's as gay as this topic.

No way, YOU'RE gay! Don't make me sue you for a million gillion dollars!

Besides, I think these pictures may change your mind.

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Dude, he's Liberace gay!

But I still don't care.