Monty Python

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haha!...ethel the frog!..

Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and saw this tank driver and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's. And Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I said my name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

he nailed your head to the floor?

at first yeah.....

hee..it's absolutely endless....

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Originally posted by AsaB:
  http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/illegal.htm
This seems to be what you're looking for. A skotchman says the aforementioned quote, scroll to the bottom   

Yeah, that's it. Thanks! You've just earned a blow on the head and a kick in the eye. 

Oh, and... Dinsdale? DINSDALE! DINSDALE!? 

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I've seen grown men tear there own 'eads off rather than go see doug.  even dinsdail was terified of doug.
WHAT DID HE DO?
'e used...sarcasem!

edit: saw this on the internet

Category: Union/Non-Union Film

MONTY PYTHON, "GIN AND TONIC"

6/5 from 9AM-5PM at 410 W. 42 St., NYC.

An open call will be held for the 35mm color feature film "Gin and Tonic," a comic-drama based on the life and memoirs of Graham Chapman, a member of the famed British comedy troupe Monty Python. Shooting winter 2004. Produced by Hippofilms, a Los Angeles-based film production company. David Eric Brenner, dir. Seeking six young actors, 18-35, to portray the comedians -- Graham Chapman; John Cleese; Terry Gilliam; Eric Idle; Terry Jones; Michael Palin; plus actress Carol Cleveland.

Auditions will be held Sat June 5 from 9AM-5PM at 410 W. 42 St., NYC. Prepare a one- to two-minute Pythonesque monologue or group piece. Costumes encouraged.

Is this not like the dream come true of every python fan?  geting payed for doing python scripts!

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Order of the Stick does a Python parody.

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My favoate is And Now For Something Compleatly Different but that might just be on DVD.so ill say The Meaning Of Life.Except that short feature presentation.

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The only one I've watched is The Holy Grail and I loved it. I loved the french guys on top of the castle throwing insults.

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And now,for something compleatly different:
Sergeant: Squad... Camp it ... up!
(chanting like a military march drill, they mince in unison)
Squad: "Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!"

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Just rewatched Meaning of Life, I just remembered how much I love this movie.

Especially the song at the start.

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What about the fish?

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*BUMP IT UP!*
He chosen to be a Lumberjack:

"And Now For Something Completly Different"

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Eeey, from the "film" of the same name, right? 

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Yes thats correct.Life Of Brian was okay but im not keen with The Holy Grail

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Speaking of the Holy Grail, I'm going to see Monty Python's "SPAMalot!" broadway play sometime soon.

I can't fucking wait. 

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Damnyankees.  Wish I could go to New York and see a show for less than five hundred bucks...

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Nasty: Awesome! I'm going to New York to see it sometime in November...I'm gonna have to wait forever. you're lucky

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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Damnyankees.  Wish I could go to New York and see a show for less than five hundred bucks...

You want to go to New York so you can see Damn Yankees?  I don't think that's currently showing on Broadway.  Good play, though.

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Kloudes and I just got back from NYC a little while ago.  In conclusion:

Best. Play. Ever.

I could start talking about it, but I'd just begin rambling on about the things I found funny... and the lyrics... and the making fun of other plays... and Azaria and Curry and Pierce... and the puns, my god the puns.  Simply amazing, go see it if you can.

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your so lucky. Are there DVDs out for it?

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I couldn't concur more with the assessment of "Best. Play. Ever." I don't think I've stopped grinning yet.  It was absolutely worth every penny. 

Unfortunately, if you want to see it with Azaria (and maybe Pierce and Curry...?) you're going to have to wait until late November, as yesterday was the last show with the original cast until then. We win. 

DVD... I was thinking about that, because I'm definitely going to buy it. I'm sure there will be, if there isn't already.

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David A: Damnyankee is one word.  Also, if I had meant the play, I'd have italicized it.

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Yay, i the 100th poster on this thread

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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
David A: Damnyankee is one word.  Also, if I had meant the play, I'd have italicized it.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joke

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Heres something that may/may not intrest you;

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I like monty python's flying circus. I've got the boxset, but I dont really watch it now. It is very funny though. I mean It's silly, but it's genius.

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I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

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I love every sketch on the show,but my Top Ten Faves.

1 Upperclass Twit of the Year.
2 Argument Clinic.
3 Hell's Grannies.
4 Fish License.
5 Ministry of Silly Walks.
6 Lupins.......Dennis Moore Dennis Moore.
7 Kamimaze Scotsman.
8 Hungarian Phrasebook. I still say "My nipples explode with delight'
9 Cheese Shop.
10 Nudge Nudge...........Wink Wink Say No More


I had a really serious crush on Carol Cleveland.