Game of Thrones

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Watching the GoT panel from comic con looks like we get two well-ish known actors joining the cast next season Jonathan Pryce and Alexander Siddig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH2ri8RhSnw

[Reply #241 on:]

Julian Bashir in Westeros?  Looks like he has been promoted!

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The last time I saw him he was a rich sheikh guy hanging out with Matt Damon... then he got drone-missile blowed up.

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Well, I've decided to watch every film and television series as if it was a holodeck simulation.

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It has come to my attention that the first four episodes of season 5 have leaked. If anyone wants to talk about anything beyond the episode that last aired on HBO (which as of tonight is only the first one), please use the spoiler tags and don't be a dick. I for one won't be downloading them because they're not in HD, and why would I want to watch a show as beautifully shot as Game Of Thrones in low-res?

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Spoiler tags!

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I for one won't be downloading them because they're not in HD, and why would I want to watch a show as beautifully shot as Game Of Thrones in low-res?

Well. You might want to watch the leaked episodes before anybody spoils anything for you by telling you that King Tyrion beheads Aerys Stark at the wall in the next episode, or that Maester Jon marries Sam the Beauty in a lavish ceremony at the Green Keep in Casterley Landing the episode after.

Also, you'll probably really want to see Sansa Baratheon riding a dragon to sack Volantis as soon as you hear about it, and everybody so far has been absolutely wowed by Jorah Targeryon's heartfelt speech as he dies fighting Jaime Bolton whilst trying to rescue Stannis Lannister from the fighting in Lys.

Plus, Cersei Stark waving her tits at the Grand Maester is always worth seeing, and when Melisandre (the whore who worships the Drowned God) walks in on her and joins in it's both hilarious and terrifying.

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You should probably take over finishing the books for Martin when he dies.

[Reply #248 on:]

I'll second that. I'm much to lazy to untangle the family coils of history.

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It's a whole two weeks before I have any new GoT episodes to watch. I have only myself to blame for this, I suppose. But I'm not happy about it.

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The show hasn't been the same since King Joffery was murdered, I miss that little scamp.

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I can't wait for the scene where Arya and Joaquen are in the iron throne room and they talk about how politics works and how they really want to sit on the chair.

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Wholesale while wearing other people's faces: Baelish and Varys

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Also the Ned Stark we met at the beginning is also a faceless man this whole time, and he put that face on somebody else for the execution and then got his Ned Stark face back after the execution and he's been biding his time to reveal he's the prince that was promised and he allowed the war of the five kings to happen because his real plan was to create a unilateral front against the night king because way up north of the wall there's a mysterious tree for making the best wine, even better than the Dornish wine that he heard about in the war to overthrow the mad king and he has to usurp the night king's domain in order to get that special wine.

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Also the night king is the mad king's great great great grandfather and he's been waiting this whole time to reclaim his iron throne which he made with his dragon before he was exiled from westeros north of the wall.

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Also Cersei's baby is the prince that was promised and Tyrion is the father, and Cersei hates Tyrion because he's the only one that has ever actually fulfilled her sexually, but only the one time when he was really drunk and he doesn't remember it at all and that's why she doesn't want to talk to him about anything but also she doesn't kill him even though she has the chance to all of the time and she repeatedly tells him that she hates him, but really she's just female angry that he doesn't remember that one sexy times and Jaime just isn't a match for Tyrion in the bedroom so that's why she has a craw in her cunt all day every day.

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And also Tyrion is actually the prince that was promised because he's the mary sue of George RRRR  Martin.

HODOR HODOR HODOR!

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Also Hodor and Sam Tarly turn out to be cousins, which proves that Sam & Jon Sand were destined to be friends.

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I forgot to mention spoilers for my post above.  In case anyone was curious, don't click it if there are spoilers to you.  This is just a spoiler warning for the post I made above this one to warn you about the spoilers that lie ahead, if you click on them though.  I'm only making this post because I forgot to mention there might be spoilers and that's why I made this post.