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Nixorbo
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Has anyone see the A-Team movie yet? What's it like?
Let's just say I love it when a film comes together.
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DogDoo8
Liquid Emperor
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Has anyone see the A-Team movie yet? What's it like?
Its a guilty pleasure for me. Was not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Still had some cringe worthy scenes though.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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One-Sentence Reviews
The Wolfman
I'd call it the most uninteresting werewolf movie of all time, but I haven't seen New Moon (and I've heard horrible, spine-chilling things).
Kickass
Cute little girls slaughtering people and being brutally beaten used to be the exclusive purview of Japanese Hentai, but now everybody can benefit from such depravity!
Iron Man 2
While the first invoked a glowing sense of wonder, this instalment kept me on edge, not from excitement, but rather the sense that the whole thing is a thin veneer pinned to Downey Jr's charisma, and it's starting to tear.
Paranormal Activity
Apparently, to keep production costs down, the crew resorted to summoning an actual demon (uncredited) for some of the effects shots.
Law Abiding Citizen
Moral ambiguity reigns in this one, with the roles of protagonist and antagonist fluctuating and impossible to define, you find yourself rooting for everybody.
District 9
It just goes to show that awesome films can be made on a shoestring when you use unrecognisable no-name actors who, like the aliens, can be paid with cat food.
A Serious Man
I seriously don't get it.
9
Less of an incredible artistic romp and more of a pointless little nothing with no real story that might as well have been a Saturday morning cartoon.
Defendor
This was absolutely brilliant. Worthy of two sentences.
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Future Shock
Liquid Emperor
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I thought Paranormal Activity was very... * Future Shock flips though dictionary. IN-SCARY!! Yes that went well
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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IN-SCARY!!
I'm ashamed to say I actually urinated a little when the thing dragged her up the hall. I'd kind of like to hear what Coldy ACTUALLY thinks of the movies COLDY LIKE MOVIES! A Serious Man was absolutely brilliant
I don't understand what it was about. It seemed to just sort of... end. At an arbitrary point without any conclusion. And what was that prologue part meant to be about? It seemed completely unrelated to the rest of the movie. What was the point of any of it? Plus they said it was a comedy - which part was funny? Maybe I just don't understand Jewish people. Also, didn't you review half of those already, Coldy?
COLDY DON'T REMEMBER! I liked 9. It was...dark.
Yeah, but that's all it was. I don't know why, but I was expecting something transcendent.
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coldangel
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It was one of the most beautiful endings I've ever seen
Whaa? Seriously? Maybe my DVD had a glitch and skipped straight to the credits from a point midway through, because the film was at a point with no resolution to anything and an approaching tornado.
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JoshTheater
Space Pope
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« Reply #588 on: 06-17-2010 00:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2010 00:25 »
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IN-SCARY!!
I'm ashamed to say I actually urinated a little when the thing dragged her up the hall.
Wait, really? That movie actually scared you...at all?! It was one of the LEAST scary horror films I've ever seen in my life. The only part that could've been POTENTIALLY scary and jumpy, when she throws the guy at the camera all of a sudden at the very end, was completely ruined by the fact that they SHOWED IT IN THE COMMERCIALS FOR THE MOVIE. Anyway: Youth In RevoltThis movie is basically about a 16-year-old kid who falls so much in love that he develops split-personality disorder and basically goes insane. He purposely smashes a trailer into a restaurant and has it explode, causing a massive fire so he'll get kicked out of his house and have to move in with his divorced dad who lives closer to his girlfriend. Then he drugs his girlfriend with sleeping pills to get her expelled from the fancy boarding school she always wanted to go to so he could be with her. This all actually would have been interesting if at the end the guy had realized he was crazy, but instead guess what...he explains to his girlfriend that everything he did was because he loved her and wanted to be with her, and she forgives him and they have sex before he goes to juvie for 3 months, while she waits for him. ...WTF Still, it was pretty funny, so I'll go with, eh... C+
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~FazeShift~
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« Reply #589 on: 06-17-2010 01:49 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2010 01:50 »
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I was going to watch that earlier but I chose She's Out Of My League instead, I don't think I could watch two of these rom-com type ones with an awkward male lead in a row, in this case Jay Baruchel, who is only ok. So he meets Molly (Alice Eve, see hawt babes thread in Off Topic ) at his crappy job as one of those guys at luggage scans at airports and they end up going out much to his friends and families amusements and WTFs? And in the standard formula everything's peachy and sunshine-puppy-shitting-rainbows for a while until he screws it up somehow and has to win her back just before the end, nothing unusual about the plot. For me the best part of this was T. J. Miller who I've seen in a few small parts before (he spent most of the time supposedly behind the camera as Hud in Cloverfield), he's pretty funny as the weird friend "Stainer", so him and the bubbly Alice Eve are good, and the weird gayish friend. B-Oh yeah and I watched Unforgiven in HD afterwards because killing Clints friends will just make him madder and the last act of it is badassery of the highest order, great film! I think I may have reviewed already but if I didn't it's an A+
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coldangel
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Some things did happen, he'd been a serious man all his life and as soon as he changes the guys grade in his class, BAM! Cancer and a tornado. Shit happens no matter how good you are.
How does "serious" = good? Hitler was a fairly serious fellow.
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Tweek
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Heathers (1988) During the late eighties comedy-dramas set in American high schools were all the rage and 'Heathers' is amongst the best of these. Winona Ryder plays Veronica, a girl who doesn't really like her friends; three girls all called Heather who form the most popular/feared clique in their school. When she befriends JD, a student recently transferred to her school played by Christian Slater, she has no idea just how much it will change her life and that of her fellow students. After a visit to a college party with Heather Chandler goes horribly wrong and her reputation at school is threatened she tells JD that she wishes her friend was dead... She may not have been serious but he thinks it is a great idea and in the morning gives her a wake up drink that leaves her dead. Not wanting to go to gaol JD and Veronica write a suicide note. Veronica briefly hopes that the death of the lead Heather will have a positive effect on the school but nothing changes. After being persuaded to go on a double date with another Heather and two of the school football team Veronica finds herself victim of a rumour, spread by the boys, that she had performed sexual acts on them. The next morning she invites them to meet her in the woods to do it for real... by the time school starts two more students are dead in what looks like a suicide pact caused by their inability to admit their homosexuality to the world. Till this point Veronica goes along with JD but when she learns he plans to destroy the school along with everybody in it she decides it is time to stop him. This is a great example of the high school film; it is very funny and very dark. Winona Ryder and Christian Slater to well in the two lead roles and are supported by a great cast including Shannen Doherty as Heather Duke and Glenn Shadix who is memorable despite his limited screen time as Father Ripper, the priest who performs some very different funeral services. The idea of a comedy about school children killing each other might not sound very funny but here it is handled in a way that works. There are of course some minor flaws, for example the coroner seemed very quick to accept that the deaths were suicide and nobody who knew the victims doubted it either, this is easy to over look though as the story stayed interesting and a degree of unbelievability is better than getting bogged down in explaining every detail of how they could have got away with murder. If you've enjoyed other '80s high school films and are looking for another which is both funny and dark then this is the film for you. 9/10
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Godzilla: Final Wars
I'm normally a big fan of giant monsters destroying cities, and Final Wars has plenty of that. However, this movie left me kind of cold. Call me crazy for saying this about a movie in a franchise rife with giant, nuclear monsters and aliens with goofy sunglasses, but this may be one of the most ridiculous Godzilla movie to date, the Roland Emmerich movie notwithstanding. It's certainly the most ridiculous of the Millennium-series.
In the near-yet-distant future humanity has defeated all the giant monsters that plague the world. Only Godzilla, who is trapped in Antarctic ice, remains. Suddenly, the monsters reappear! Even more suddenly, the disappear. Then the EPCOT Center lands in Tokyo and the aliens therein promise peace, love, and a giant asteroid heading toward Earth. The aliens turn out to be evil and turn the monsters loose on humanity to blah blah blah. Godzilla saves Earth from the monsters. A super-mutant human saves Earth from the aliens. Godzilla saves humanity from Godzilla. The end.
The movie was plagued by overly long kung fu sequences and obnoxious industrial and electric guitar music. While the cast of monsters is impressively large, it unfortunately includes Godzilla Junior. There are a number of superfluous elements that I'm sure were meant to sophisticate the fairly basic plot recalled from previous films.
While it's worse than Godzilla 2000 it's better than the 1998 American bowl of turds. Come to think of it, an actual bowl of turds would be better than that.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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maybe "serious" in the films case doesn't mean good or maybe it's a Jewish (religion eh? I know how you love those guys! ) thing, more like a concept of taking care of your family and being good in the eyes of God and such, that's the way I understood it.
In any event, I still disliked the movie on account of it being drab and uneventful. And again, what was the point of that prologue sequence?
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