New trailer(s)!

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Originally posted by Mr. Potter:
I just saw the Starsky and Hutch trailer, and I think it looks hilarious. I hope it's not one of those movies where every funny moments is in the trailer, and the rest is crap.

God, I hope so. Ben Stiller? Check. Owen Wilson? Check. Will Ferrell -- oh, excuse me, I meant: OMG WILL FERRELL!!1!

Check.   

Top-Of-The-Page W1LL F3RR3LL 15 T3H L337 C0M1C!!! OMG R0XX0R!!1! Dance

[Reply #241 on:]

And Snoop dogg is huggy bear. It will be hillarious.

[Reply #242 on:]

 

Originally posted by mikey:
And Snoop dogg is huggy bear.

"It's the part I was born to play, baby!"
[/Troy McClure]

[Reply #243 on:]

Yeah, in fact, my biggest laugh while watching the trailer came from one of Snoop Dogg's lines. I think it will be a very good movie. I'm really looking forward to see it, now.

[Reply #244 on:]

Just scooped out the trailer for Van Helsing. That looks like one sweet ass movie. It's definately gonna hit what Underworld didn't.

[Reply #245 on:]

"That's just Wolverine in different pants!!"

I like the new Spiderman trailer where they're sitting at the table and the car comes through the window.

[Reply #246 on:]

 

Originally posted by SG2: The Sequel:
It's definately gonna hit what Underworld didn't.

...So Kate Beckinsale's going to have a nude scene?  ::Buys tickets now::

[Reply #247 on:]

 

Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:I like the new Spiderman trailer where they're sitting at the table and the car comes through the window.

yeah. MJ looked like a nasty ho though didn't she? Someone needs to buy that girl a better bra or something.

[Reply #248 on:]

Also a dress that isn't so hideously ugly/drab.  Seriously, I think my grandmother has dresses like that.

[Reply #249 on:]

yeah. she's like, "kiss me"
and peter is all, "ew" and then he willed that car to crash so he could get away

spiderman has the power to control metal, right?

[Reply #250 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
yeah. she's like, "kiss me"
and peter is all, "ew" and then he willed that car to crash so he could get away

spiderman has the power to control metal, right?

No you're thinking of The Hulk....
But spidey is teh cool....!!!

[Reply #251 on:]

   

Originally posted by VelourFog:
spiderman has the power to control metal, right?

Um, no... but that would considerably shorten the movie...

Doc Oc: Feel the wrath of my mechanical arms, Spiderman!
Spidey: Oh yeah? (Wills Doc Oc's arms to attack him)
Doc Oc: Argh!  My nards!

[Reply #252 on:]

I wonder if they would ever do the Fatal attractions story line for the X-men. I mean having all that adamantium ripped out of old wolvy would be pretty gory.

[Reply #253 on:]

Ya think?
How many more are they actually gonna do?

Has Jackman or Berry signed up for X3 yet?

[Reply #254 on:]

I seen the new trailer of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind starring Jim Carrey, Scooby Doo 2, and Shrek 2

[Reply #255 on:]

I think Jackman wants to do it, same as McKellen (who only recently watched the move on DVD). Berry says she'll do it if they give her a bigger part.

[Reply #256 on:]

 

Originally posted by Gleno:
 No you're thinking of The Hulk....
But spidey is teh cool....!!!

Hulk can't do that either. Unless by "control" you mean "pick up and throw".

Magneto would be the metal-controlling one.

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Really, I thought he was that german kid on heroin on steroids.... 

[Reply #258 on:]

I saw the Hellboy trailer when I rented the Once Upon A Time In Mexico dvd. It looks cool.  Will go to see it with friends.

[Reply #259 on:]

 

Originally posted by Mr. Potter:
I think Jackman wants to do it, same as McKellen (who only recently watched the move on DVD). Berry says she'll do it if they give her a bigger part.

Speaking of which...this doesn't directly refer to a trailer, but has anyone else seen the promo pictures for "Catwoman?" Good god, if Hallie Berry's quiting X-Men for that load of shit, she's dumber than I thought.

[Reply #260 on:]

Yes, I saw those pictures. It looks like some low budget direct to video porn movie starring Halle Berry.

[Reply #261 on:]

with porn you say?

[Reply #262 on:]

Isn't Halle Berry the one who's always screaming about women deserving more meaningful roles in movies? While I must admit she looks hot in the Catwoman getup, she seems to be directly contradicting that.

[Reply #263 on:]

I think you mean "Oscar winner" Halle Berry


have you seen the Catwoman pictures in Entertainment Weekly, evan? there's a shot of her from the rear and she looks a little mannish. . . it's sexy and scary all at once.

[Reply #264 on:]

Yeah, that's exactly where I saw those pictures. I was walking by a newsstand a few days ago, saw said EW, and just started laughing uncontrollably. It looks so funny! Not even attractive, either.

edit-- found the promo pictures.

here and here

[Reply #265 on:]

you're missing the one I was talking about. I would scan it if I wasn't so lazy

trailers. trailers. Van Helsing. looks outrageously stupid. thoughts?

Resident Evil trailer: outrageously annoying.

[Reply #266 on:]

Van Helsing doesn't look that interesting.  Somewhere there's a good movie that incorporates all the old Universal monsters, but this probably isn't it.  (I mean a movie besides The Monster Squad, of course.)  I'm surprised they didn't show Kate Beckinsale in revealing and/or tight clothing, but it is supposed to be the 19th century.  I heard that this was originally supposed to be a direct sequel to Bram Stoker's Dracula from 1992, with Anthony Hopkins reprising his role.  Try imagining him in place of Hugh Jackman.

The Catwoman costume looks ridiculous.  And remember, they're thinking of turning the movie into a franchise.

[Reply #267 on:]

I personally like the pic in EW of her bending over - it left me wondering if they airbrushed out her nipples.

Strangely enough, it reminded me of FFX that way.

[Reply #268 on:]

 

Originally posted by VelourFog:
I think you mean "Oscar winner" Halle Berry


have you seen the Catwoman pictures in Entertainment Weekly, evan? there's a shot of her from the rear and she looks a little mannish. . . it's sexy and scary all at once.

I know I've said this elsewhere, but I can't remember where...

I've hated Halle Berry ever since she took an anti-Canada stance ("I'm never going to Canada again.  Ever."  <- to be fair, not an exact quote, but that was  her sentiment) post-SARS.  So I'm boycotting any movie she's in that doesn't have "X" and/or "Men" in the title.

[Reply #269 on:]

Hmm, I saw the Troy trailer.

Is this film gonna rule or suck, I can't tell? 

On the one hand, it's got that bit with all the ships, but on the other, it was kinda crappy they were just too perfectly spaced apart and stuff.
Plus it's got two of the LOTR cast in it. 
A minor gripe.

[Reply #270 on:]

 

Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
On the one hand, it's got that bit with all the ships, but on the other, it was kinda crappy they were just too perfectly spaced apart and stuff.

Remember, trailers often don't reflect finished visual effects. That, and do you really think the Greeks would commit that many ships in such tight quarters if they weren't confident that the captains could pilot the shit out of those boats? Knowing the Greeks, that kind of precision would almost be expected. Just look at Sparta; those guys were hardcore warriors.

[Reply #271 on:]

 http://www.avp-movie.com/

Great teaser despite the fact that there is no movie footage.

[Reply #272 on:]

M. Night Shyamalan's "The Village"

Looks pretty sweet. Glad to see Joaquin Phoenix in another Shyamalan film, after he did such a great job in "Signs".

[Reply #273 on:]

The full trailer for I, Robot is out.  It doesn't really look that interesting, actually.  It seems to give a way too much of the plot, unless the part with robots rampaging through the streets and attacking people happens early in the movie.  It seems to owe more to Doctor Who's Robots of Death than to anything Asimov wrote.  And Will Smith's schtick might not fit here.  (But I did like the shot of the guy blowing away a robot with a shotgun.)

http://movieweb.com/movies/film.php?698

[Reply #274 on:]

The full trailer for Spider-Man 2 kicks all kinds of ass. Looks like they're melding the "Spider-Man No More" storyline, the Harry Osborne storyline (about hunting down Spider-Man), and the Doc Ock storyline together. That could be cool.

Also, it looks like we get a bunch more cool swinging shots of Spidey -- more like those thrillng last shots of the first movie. Sweetness. 

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Originally posted by davids:
 http://www.avp-movie.com/

Great teaser despite the fact that there is no movie footage.

try these:  http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/internet_trailer/
 http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/featurette/
 http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/featurette2/

EDIT: Faze, was this the one you saw?

And Troy is gonna rule because it's rated R and those hunks Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom have sex scenes (reportedly), and the pubescent girls can't watch it! WHOOO!!!!
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[Reply #276 on:]

Brad Pitt? Orlando Bloom? May-tink? By God, the Oscar is as good as won! Or at least the People's Choice Award ^-o
I'm looking forward to The Series of Unfortunate Events. The trailer looks really cool. They JUST MIGHT have gotten it right! Amazing, considering it was produced by Nick...

[Reply #277 on:]

A Series of Unfortunate Events does look good.  I'm surprised it's a Nickelodeon film since it seems like a pretty dark story.  Of course, if it receives a PG-13 rating, they'll just water it down so the little kiddies can see it.  If it's successful, we may be seeing a Disney version of "The Epileptic Bicycle."

[Reply #278 on:]

This past week I saw both the TV Premiere of the Spiderman 2 trailer AND the Series of Unfortunate Events trailer. Both look great.

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And what kind of stupid theater shows the trailer for "13 going on 30" before HELLBOY?

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13 Going on 30
So it's Big.  With Jennifer Garner instead of Tom Hanks.  And how did they get Princess Bride-era Fred Savage to make a cameo?  Does Jennifer Garner own a time machine or something?

White Chicks and Soul Plane
Two of humanity's greatest crimes.

But seriously, I think the name for Soul Plane was the first thing they thought of.  I kinda picture it like this:

"Dude, this weed is whack."
"You know what else would be whack?  If black people ran a transportation service."
"Word dawg.  We should make a movie about that!  We could call it Soul Train!"
"Nah, that's that music show.  Yo, we could call it Soul PLANE!"

King Arthur
Or, Gladiators of the Round Table.  Even all dirtied up, Kiera Knightley still looks good enough to eat.