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ben: I would feel sorry for you, but you actually paid to see this atrocity, so instead I damn you for giving those shitheads your money.

I didn't see it, hooray me! 

I did however pay to see Terminator 3.   

[Reply #81 on:]

Reservoir Dogs is good.

[Reply #82 on:]

I saw Christine yesterday. It was good, and funny.

[Reply #83 on:]

Role Models
Paul Rudd and Stiffler (rename Wheeler for this, heh) have to take care of some kids and get in all kinds of adventures, featuring McLovin and another foul mouthed kid.
It had lots of laughs laughs and two pairs of boobs so it gets my thumbs up!

Thumbs Up/10

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Rollerball the 70s one - blah, 5.5/10
LA Confidential - Why is it so high on imdb?, 7.5/10

[Reply #85 on:]

I have seen st trinians last night and I really liked it.   Gemma Arterton is hot

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My sister got that movie, it is pretty funny.

[Reply #87 on:]

You're back from Melbourne, Bianca!!  Time for a tissue tape parade!!

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Role Models
Paul Rudd and Stiffler (rename Wheeler for this, heh) have to take care of some kids and get in all kinds of adventures, featuring McLovin and another foul mouthed kid.
It had lots of laughs laughs and two pairs of boobs so it gets my thumbs up!

Thumbs Up/10

Yeah, everybody needs to go see this movie. It's also got the most hilarious kid on Earth, and I want that minotaur truck.

[Reply #89 on:]

You're back from Melbourne, Bianca!!  Time for a tissue tape parade!!

No thanks.

[Reply #90 on:]

I watched Sunshine for the second time and I just noticed the frames of the people, and Pinbacker. Good film, and it was nice seeing snow.

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12 Monkeys

What a bad-bad-bad-bad man...

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Not only is the dude the killer in Disturbia...he's just bad...

Argherjenadslfkj what a bad man...

A

[Reply #92 on:]

Yay, Role Models = hilarious.

Elizabeth Banks is in EVERYthing.

[Reply #93 on:]

Oh I can't wait to see Role Models. I can tell this is going to be up there with the other ridiculous comedy movies to quote to no end

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Taken

Qui-Gon was fuckin' them up!  After watching the movie I was asking myself how did this same dude get killed by Batman and Darth Maul?

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It must have been the beard. 

A+

[Reply #95 on:]

Easy, it was freaking BATMAN and DARTH MAUL!

They're easily two of the most badass muthafuckas in the history of cinema!

[Reply #96 on:]

For more Liam Neeson badassery I recommend Rob Roy.

I saw the Count Of Monte Cristo last night, mmmm revenge.

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Paul Blart Mall Cop

An alright movie.  There was a couple of laugh out loud parts for me, and a bunch of
big smile moments.  I think there was a retarded girl in the crowd that kept laughing like crazy that ruined some stuff for me. 

A couple of inconsistencies, but my brother tells me the things I notice most people don't, and at this point I can't really remember them anyways. 

Fairly predictable ending, then again most "not hot guy saves people" movies are predictable.  There was one small twist I didn't see coming though.

And one thing really annoyed me

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Throughout the whole movie he wants to be a state trooper, and at the end hes offered a job with them, and he doesnt take it cuz he wants to protect people in the mall.  WTF, who does that.  Annoying.

B/B-

[Reply #98 on:]

I have just seen Role Models. At fist I wanted to slap the little kid that Stifler is looking after but after a few scenes I find him really cute. Love the need kid so much and the bit where they dressed in Kiss outfits. 

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Easy, it was freaking BATMAN and DARTH MAUL!

They're easily two of the most badass muthafuckas in the history of cinema!

Funny... I don't remember anything badass Darth Maul did.... well except his torso climb out of a pit after he'd been cut in half.  But other than that... yeah... not much badassery.

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Got to agree with winna on this one. Now Vader and original Clone Wars Grievous were badass.

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Bamboozled

Hilarious and Powerful.

B+

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Taken

Laughably devoid of anything but the thinnest of plot, this one is perfect if you're looking for mindless action.  The movie is packed with it and it's good stuff.  There's a particular "amoral" application of violence in here that I don't think I've seen before in any other movie of this type, but I won't spoil it for you guys with the scene specifics.  If you can turn off your reality circuit or you like laughing at thin action films, have a peak at this film. 

Take special note of the main character's daughter in this film.  She's supposed to be 17 or 18 years old, but she acts like a 5 year old (with 5 year old style running included).  I'm sure this wasn't intentional which makes it all the more funny.  She's such a sheet of paper.

B for the action.

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Take special note of the main character's daughter in this film.  She's supposed to be 17 or 18 years old, but she acts like a 5 year old (with 5 year old style running included).  I'm sure this wasn't intentional which makes it all the more funny.  She's such a sheet of paper.

Yes.
She's that Shannon chick from Lost.

[Reply #104 on:]

I say things twice.
HONK HONK.

[Reply #105 on:]

She is indeed that shannon chick from LOST. then she got shot. Theeeee End.

[Reply #106 on:]

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

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El Mariachi kills everything.

I think it was a sequel to From Dusk till Dawn.... with mexicans instead of vampires.

[Reply #107 on:]

God damn, The Wrestler wasn't nominated for Best Picture
And Benjamin Button doesn't deserve it even though I thought it was pretty good.
http://www.oscar.com/nominees/?pn=nominees

But Slumdog with 9 is good.

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How did winslet not get nominated for supporting actress.

Also, why is Rourke getting all this shit for the wrestler.  Like he was even acting.  Remember when he got arrested?  he is basically playing himself.  He even looks the same.

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Revolutionary Road was mediocre, and DiCaprio deserves a nom more than the girl.
No, I don't remember anything about Mickey Rourke. You should watch the movie.

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lol at Robert Downey getting a Best Supporting Actor nomination. lol at the Oscars.
lol.

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How did winslet not get nominated for supporting actress.

I've not seen her two films but when it was discussed on the radio they said it was odd that she got a golden globe for best supporting actress for a film where she was the leading actress. In the BAFTAs she is nominated for two films in the leading actress category.

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How did winslet not get nominated for supporting actress.

Here's my theory

[Reply #113 on:]

Little Children was awesome

[Reply #114 on:]

Little Children ARE awesome.

Wait, this isn't the thread I thought it was...

Carry on...

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God damn, The Wrestler wasn't nominated for Best Picture
And Benjamin Button doesn't deserve it even though I thought it was pretty good.
http://www.oscar.com/nominees/?pn=nominees

But Slumdog with 9 is good.

I liked The Wrestler, but it wasn't "Top 5 Movie of the Year" quality, in my opinion. That said, Mickey Rourke was pretty awesome.

lol at Robert Downey getting a Best Supporting Actor nomination. lol at the Oscars.
lol.

Fingers crossed - hope he wins! I didn't even see Tropic Thunder...

[Reply #116 on:]

Multireview:
Pride And Glory, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, What Just Happened

Nothing special, some funny/dramatic moments and good acting overall.

B-

[Reply #117 on:]

21

C+

Was a solid B until the last section

[Reply #118 on:]

Hancock

Boring, but not as bad as some people said. Had a few amusing parts.

6/10

[Reply #119 on:]

Franklin?! Is that you?!