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@Mole: That's a D? You'd think a decomposed corpse holding a baby would only be warranted for some kind of Super F.
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chay´s head
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« Reply #603 on: 06-03-2009 03:19 »
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any1: Did you think it kind of looked like this chick: Kristen Wiig? EDIT: Hmm, they don't really look the same, but i remember thinking she looked like someone too.. Also, I Love You, Man is fucking awesome. Much much MUCH better than observe and report.
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Frisco17
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If it got an F, presumably the baby would also be a decomposed corpse.
Touché.
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Terminator Salvation
I'll agree that it was very entertaining. Not exactly T2 quality work here, but very enjoyable. Chay, Worthington did steal the show form Bale. Bale's performance was pretty meh compared to the range showed by Worthington. Howard was meh, but I have to say that the best performance other than Worthington was Helena Boneham Carter; now there's a show stealer! And I liked the Schwarzenegger T800 at the end. I'll give it a B- (near a 65% on my scale, I would give it a 60 on Rotten Tomatoes). Decently good, but not fantastic at all.
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Gorky
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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
I had absolutely no desire to see this movie--I think that's true of anyone above the age of six--but I went out with a few friends last night and this was what we wound up seeing. I've never seen the first movie, but that doesn't really matter, since I figure it's just as mindless as this sequel.
It wasn't horrible, per se, but it was pretty freaking stupid. And the supposedly climactic final battle went on forever (although it did utilize Abe Lincoln as a deus ex machina, which was kind of impressive), and there were maybe three decent jokes in the entire movie, and the whole Ben-Stiller-falls-in-love-with-Amelia-Earhart thing was just kind of sad. In fact, the whole movie's pretty sad, when you consider its premise: lonely, unsatisfied guy talks to museum exhibits, displays a deep desire to bone one of them, and risks his life to save a miniature Owen Wilson (who's decked out like a cowboy, just for the record).
There was a pretty cool visual where Stiller and Amy Adams were inside V-J Day in Times Square, and Hank Azaria and Robin Williams were kind of funny (so was Amy Adams, actually, though she and Ben Stiller had zilch going on in the chemistry department). But overall, the only thing I liked about the movie was how much it enabled me to be an obnoxious jerk; I mocked plot points and dialogue as I saw fit. Which meant I was talkin' more than listenin'.
C (As if it matters...)
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any1: Did you think it kind of looked like this chick: Kristen Wiig? No...not really...but yeah, she does remind me of somebody. Probably me in a former life. Also, I Love You, Man is fucking awesome. Much much MUCH better than observe and report. I concur. Finally saw it tonight, after my boyfriend pulled a muscle in his back on Thursday morning (getting out of the shower? What a wuss) so we couldn't go on Friday. I guilted him into it today. But I win because it was most amusing and we both have a crush on Jason Segel which was satisfied. I identified with Paul Rudd's character because he always said really awkward things and was giving Sydney a new nickname every time they spoke. Maz's Memorable Moments: - Peter's dad being 'best friends' with his gay son, when the character he played in Oz was a homophobic hypocrite. - "And it smells like fart." - The jerk-off station. In fact, the whole man cave. I know I'm not a guy but I'd love something like that. Reminded me of this beer commercial from a few years back. I loved that idea. They sound so 'Aussie'... And best of all: - "Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?" Everyone from the American version of The Office seems to be doing movies all of a sudden. I knew I recognised B.J. Novak in the preview for Inglorious Basterds. They only showed him very briefly. Heh, 'B.J.'
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km73
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Oh, man, Carrie. *cringes* Excellent, excellent quintessential 70s horror. I'm watching the opening credits of Carrie and I'm liking what Brian de Palma is doing with his cinematography! Yeah. That atmospheric style of filming just contributes to the overall creepiness and brooding sense of foreboding. Not to mention the music in that movie, as well. Dressed to Kill is creepy, too. Ooh, but check out 1973's Sisters, also; I think that was his first film, and similarly stylized, interesting and gory.
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Gorky
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« Reply #613 on: 06-08-2009 04:28 »
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I've wanted to see this movie since it first came out in theaters (which probably says something bad about me personally), so I guess I had high expectations. And they were met, mostly--this movie was hilarious. Dirty as sin, but hilarious. It's the first Kevin Smith movie I've seen in its entirety (I've seen parts of Clerks), and I get that it's Kevin Smith Lite, but I did think the dialogue was particularly brilliant. I think I've gotta get my hands on some of his other, less conventional stuff. Not to say that this movie was conventional, but it did succumb to a few cliches.
I will say, though, that I can't help but picture Smith having a schizoid argument with himself, along the lines of "You got earnest romantic comedy in my raunchy sex movie/No, you got raunchy sex movie in my earnest romantic comedy." Which is to say that, for all the dirty pretense, there's also a sweetness to the movie. Granted, it's of the forced, friends-have-sex-and-then-it's-weird-afterwards-'cause-they've-secretly-been-in-love-(albeit-not-to-their-knowledge)-for-years variety. But Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks (who, somehow, convinced me that they had romantic chemistry) are just hysterical, and so dang loveable; they make it work. (I mean, anyone who can convince me that having sex with Seth Rogen could be an enjoyable experience is a great actor.)
Also: Justin Long is hysterical. And Brandon Routh is yummy. And they both should've been in the movie a bit more (but at least they have about a half-hour of deleted scenes devoted to them on the DVD).
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One-Sentence ReviewsTerminator: SalvationCGI Arnie for Governor! The SpiritIt’s all a massively over-acted shade of utterly ridiculous. The IllusionistA repetitive, but occasionally surprising period drama about stage magic that’s almost as good as The Prestige but not quite because Jessica Beil can’t act. Star Trek II: The Wrath of KhanAnd to think, now none of this ever happened. The InterpreterShould have been called The Glaringly Enormous and Unlikely Coincidence Ruining an Otherwise Excellent Script, but I guess that was too long. Curse of the Golden FlowerEverybody dies pointlessly; this is sooo the film Shakespeare would have made if he’d been Chinese, and a filmmaker. The French Connection 2Hackman’s loud obnoxious American cop, while accurate, is grating within the refined French setting, proving that for everybody’s sake Americans should never go anywhere without a tour group. EntrapmentSean, you randy old bastard! CollateralI love it when Tom Cruise dies. Dr. NoThis is where it started, the very first proper James Bond movie – and it’s crap. OctopussyDespite a vaguely realistic plot (as the Moore films go) it’s still difficult to take seriously, even ignoring the title, when you see Bond dressed as a clown… The Man With the Golden GunScaramanga is a gay name. The Living DaylightsTimothy Dalton’s competent debut to the Bond franchise is marred somewhat by the ‘Russian’ transport plane clearly changing from a C-130 to a C-123 between shots… c’mon people!Licence to KillIronically Dalton’s much-criticized gritty and brooding take on Bond was the same angle that was so successful at reinvigorating the series with Casino Royale.
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Isn't the whole point of the Terminators that they're meant to be mistaken as human? Only from a distance in the older models obviously, but still... that explains the scraps of clothing?
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...Oh er... um... It was protecting exposed circuits? Susceptible to rain and/or sunlight? I dunno.
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Night of the Living Dead remake - 7 - Annoying characters Gallipoli - 9.5 - Inpactful *Star Trek - 9.5 - What that guy said Matchstick Men - 8.5 - Ridley Scott's most underrated. Man on Wire - 10 - Epic and inspiring and beautiful Son of Rambow - 7.5 - Not as good as I expected, still decent how to lose friends and alienate people - 7 - Had a few funny parts No Country for old men - 8 - On par with the book.. Synecdouch, New York - 9 - Beautiful and amazing, Charlie Kaufman better make more movies or else Paprika - 7 - wtf Die Hard - 10 - Best. Just Buried - 6.5 - Some movie City of God - 9.5 - Great, but oddly missing something.. Fandy y Lis - 4 - I wanted to like it, I really did Casino - 7 - Boring, slow, Scorsese is the most overrated director... Goodfellas - 7 - Boring, slow Gore From Outer Space - 3.5 - Boring Vegas Vacation - 8 - I really like this series Matrix - 9 - Fun Matrix Reloaded - 7.5 - ehh... The 400 Blows - 8 - Slow, but alright Innerspace - 7 - Interesting... Matrix Revolutions - 7.5 - The zion attack scene is intense Simon of the Desert - 7 - Tedious, then bizarre. Futurama Into The Wild Green Yonder - 6 - A disappointing end to 4 disappointing movies Sans Soleil - 8 - Conflicting Planes Trains and Automobiles - 9 - Sad La Jetee - 8 - Pretty cool American Beauty - 10 - Masterpiece Chasing Amy - 7 - Forgettable Dawn of the Dead extended - 9 - Adventurous! The Triplets of Belleville - 10 - Majestic X Men 2 - 8 - Great Sympathy for Mr Vengeance 9 - Crazy Man Bites Dog - 8 - Funny
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American Beauty - 10 - Masterpiece
Word. Easily one of the best movies I've ever seen in my short, philistinic life. As for a review of my own: Uh...I watched Aladdin earlier this week. It's still a pretty fun movie, even though I'm ostensibly too old to be watching it. Still, I'm surprised that I enjoyed it so much when I was younger, seeing as how there's not a poop joke to be found. There are, however, monkeys. I guess that's what held my little toddler interest.
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* Frisco brings Coldy his apron and the spork of a thousand souls.
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