I Don't Read the Reviews, The Reviews Read Me!

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I watched a documentary last night about African children's parents getting killed by the rebels, and then they're taken and forced to kill people as child soldiers, but then they escaped and went to a school and competed in a festivel about dancing and singing and stuff. It was sad and very good. It was called War Dance.

[Reply #201 on:]

That's in every show/movie about africa. Except the festival. Usually the children become bloodthirsty monsters. I'm glad yours had a happy ending.

[Reply #202 on:]

Yes, they won the trophy in Best Traditional Dance. They went back to the village and everyone was happy.

[Reply #203 on:]

It wasn't a voodoo dance was it

[Reply #204 on:]

I saw a show last night about conjoined twins, they had one body but two heads. It was very weird seeing them. Then I watched some of the American Idol auditions, they are funny.

[Reply #205 on:]

We are siamese if you dont please?

[Reply #206 on:]

Did you also watch Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat, Bear?

[Reply #207 on:]

Books! If he was Chinese he wouldn't be Siamese!

[Reply #208 on:]

No Bear, we are not siamese.

[Reply #209 on:]

I completely agree with what you say about Mars Attacks KoolMoeDee, except for that B+ (or what's that in metric?)

An 86-89%, I dunno if that's metric enough for you...

[Reply #210 on:]

Doubt
Child molestor or not, Philip Seymour Hoffman is awesome. I didn't care for Meryl Streep, Amy Adams or Viola Davis at all. If any of them win an Oscar, I will punch Books in his head.

C

[Reply #211 on:]

Can I just stop by to say how much I hate, hate, hate Black Hawk Down? Terrible acting, poor character development and that Josh Hartnett guy aside, it's essentially propaganda in feature film length. It had strong support from the US military, and I'm not surprised considering the way it glorified war, dehumanised the Somalis... I think if you play the movie backwards, it just tells you to join the army over and over.

I disliked it the first time I went to see it, and after viewing it in one of my history in film classes, I think my head may have exploded with rage by the end.

F-.

Oh, I also hate that fucking Braveheart move, but that's another story.

[Reply #212 on:]

Like anyone listens to your opinions on war movies, girly! Go buy some shoes!

[Reply #213 on:]

I downloaded Doubt yesterday Birthdayclown, I'll watch it tonight probably and tell you what I think, okay?

And Black Hawk Down is one of my favourite war movies (as a kid, I haven't seen it in a few years), but I definitely see what you're saying there, and I will take it under consideration. How do you feel about Apocalypse Now, my favourite?

[Reply #214 on:]

Imra eht nioj.... Imra eht niojjjj.... Imra eht nioj.

Apocalypse Now is awesome.  I like night journeys deep into the wilderness of the soul.

[Reply #215 on:]

The movie Apocalypse Now was good, as a movie; a psychological study, etc.; but the story Heart of Darkness that it's 'based' on is one of my favorite things ever.

Can I just stop by to say how much I hate, hate, hate Black Hawk Down? Terrible acting, poor character development and that Josh Hartnett guy aside, it's essentially propaganda in feature film length. It had strong support from the US military, and I'm not surprised considering the way it glorified war, dehumanised the Somalis... I think if you play the movie backwards, it just tells you to join the army over and over.

Wow. Remind me not to see it.     Not that I probably ever would anyway.

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I completely agree with what you say about Mars Attacks KoolMoeDee, except for that B+ (or what's that in metric?)

An 86-89%, I dunno if that's metric enough for you...

That's fine :P and higher than what I though

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Yes.  Heart of Darkness is fantastic.

[Reply #218 on:]

dehumanised the Somalis...

Why bother they did that themselves.

[Reply #219 on:]

I don't really want to go to a place that has open-air gun markets.

[Reply #220 on:]

My point exactly.

[Reply #221 on:]

I'm glad I was able to back up your racist viewpoints.

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I downloaded Doubt yesterday Birthdayclown, I'll watch it tonight probably and tell you what I think, okay?

omg, I don't care! I hope you get molested by your Priest. The three actresses are fine. They all just annoyed me AKA Booksed me.

[Reply #223 on:]

, nothing can annoy me as much as Kate from Lost.

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Like anyone listens to your opinions on war movies, girly! Go buy some shoes!

Fine, I will, but I won't enjoy it. Much.

[Reply #225 on:]

I wanna read your review rach.

[Reply #226 on:]

The Fountain

...i have no idea what to say. This movie was beautiful. I think i need to watch it another 14 times...

A+/A++/A+

(The Extra Plus is for Tommy's awesome beard and hair in the modern bit)

[Reply #227 on:]

I like chay.

[Reply #228 on:]

Thank you Chay, you made me happy.

[Reply #229 on:]

I'd always heard good things about it (Except from one of my friends, who from now on i'm going to assume is stupid), but i did't know what to expect. It's just so painful at parts and just batshit insane in others (Mostly the end). But just... fuck, the whole thing... It left me speechless.

And the other thing is, i've been listening to the soundtrack for about a year now, without seeing the movie, and thought IT was amazing, but putting it to the pictures. Fark.

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Chay, you are officially dumb.  That movie was bad, and you should feel bad.

[Reply #231 on:]

I consider it a good thing that Amy doesn't like it.

[Reply #232 on:]

I feel like I heard Books complementing it, then saying it was alright.

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Chay, you are officially dumb.  That movie was bad, and you should feel bad.

You'd get along swell with my friend tommy! (He was the stupid one i was telling you about!)

The film was beautiful. Deal with it.

[Reply #234 on:]

The Dark Knight

Yeah...I'm super late. And I didn't even get to finish the movie!

But so far A.

[Reply #235 on:]

No it wasn't chay.  It had no point.  There was no plot. = horrible.

[Reply #236 on:]

What's the point of Lost?

[Reply #237 on:]

There's not a plot to lost... The point is that they're all in purgatory.

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I don't want to insult you Amy, but you're just plain wrong.
Oh hey, Pink Panther 2 is coming out this weekend, that'll be more along your lines.

[Reply #239 on:]

Ewww Books.