Funny reality-series-names

[on:]

Make funny names to reality-tv-shows like:

99 men. 1 lady. 1 room. 100 days. the room

[Reply #1 on:]

A room full of FOX execs and one of Mr Kalashnikov's Automatics (prefebly th 1974 model)
Titled When Fans Strike Back Yet Again!

Sorry I'm not quite sure I've got the hang of this... 

[Reply #2 on:]

Shamelessly copped from The Simpsons:

"World's Deadliest Executions"

"When Skirts Fall Off"

[Reply #3 on:]

You forgot "Secrets of National Security Revealed".

[Reply #4 on:]

Could they adapt 'The Scary Door' into a form of Big Brother. You could have lots of weird things happen, just like the show (The show on Futurama, not BB).
*****, you have been evicted from the house, please walk through The Scary Door.

[Reply #5 on:]

"When Subatomic Particles Collide".
"Supermodel Baby Oil Wrestling".
"Bodily Functions Bowl".
"That Generic Decade Sitcom Show".
"World's Most Outrageous Porno Bloopers" (in this context, 'bloopers' sounds naughtier than it actually is).

[Reply #6 on:]

"World's Tastiest Feces".

It's coming, folks.

[Reply #7 on:]

"America's Funniest: Animal Trap Mutilations"

[Reply #8 on:]

"World's Wildest Police Beatings"

"When Masturbation Goes Wrong"

"Nanny Cam: Caught on Tape"

[Reply #9 on:]

"Ugly Girls Gone Wild"

"Big Brother 4"

"Survivor: Canada"

[Reply #10 on:]

"Webcam: The Internerds"
"Lifesize Battlebots" In this one, the bots are actually vehicles their pilots go into. It might sound actually cool.
"Stay a Virgin"
"The Kitchen Freezer"

[Reply #11 on:]

"World's Wildest White-Collar Crime Videos"
"Sodomized Straight" (like "Scared Straight").
"When STDs Attack".
"Ho Hoe Hos: A Playmate Gardening Christmas".

[edit]God damn smilies.[/edit]

[Reply #12 on:]

"Philosophy Island"

[Reply #13 on:]

"World's Funniest Amputations"
"Celebrity Mammograms"
"When Penis Pumps Attack!"
"Who Wants To Suck Carrot Top?" (cancelled in development)
"Wildest Airport Security Shootouts" with Kevin Meaney
"Presidental Colonoscopies Caught On Tape"

...and one more from "The Simpsons:"
From the Dressing Rooms of Anne Taylor--"Peepin' It Real!"

B.Frankendorfer: thanks a lot! That was my last clean pair!!   

[Reply #14 on:]

FOX
6.00 ET
When High-Speed Trains Collide 6
--More family fun from the same people who brought you World's Most Outrageous Chemical Attacks and When Genetic Testing Goes Wrong

[Reply #15 on:]

 

Originally posted by cellery:
"Survivor: Canada"

How about:

"Survivor:  Hamptons"

We're stranded 16 people in two beachhouses on the Hamptons, Long Island.  They're not given any Perrier and they are only given Gold Visa cards (no platinum here).  Can they survive with only fifty sets of clothes and no maid service?

No?  Then how about:

"When Fox Execs are Attacked"

"What happens when we put this Fox Exec in a cage filled with hungry lions.... ooh... ow!.... That's gotta hurt.... That does not look comfortable at all...."

Finally a Fox show we can all enjoy watching when Fox preempts Futurama!   

[Reply #16 on:]

That would be a good show, but animal rights groups would probably get annoyed after the lions start vomiting from the exceedingly foul taste.   

[Reply #17 on:]

 

Originally posted by Morbo3000:
That would be a good show, but animal rights groups would probably get annoyed after the lions start vomiting from the exceedingly foul taste.   

What if we just used man-eating anteaters instead?  Like these here... *leans over pit of man-eating anteaters*   

[Reply #18 on:]

::Kicks::

[Reply #19 on:]

Worlds Sluttiest Dogs (Family Guy)

When Good Pets Go Bad (ACTUALLY A FOX SPECIAL)

[Reply #20 on:]

When People Get Shot by Desperate FOX Programmers

(I have no doubt there are people out there who would actually volunteer to be on this show.)

[Reply #21 on:]

Survivor, Temptation Island, Fear Factor, Boot Camp, FOX...

[Reply #22 on:]

The Maze - 10 idiots (they're participating in a reality show, right) are lead into a semi-lit maze, carrying only a bottle of water and a gun with 9 rounds. The sole survivor after 5 days wins 1000000$. And the viewers can witness it all, live, thanks to more than 125 night vision cameras.

Survivor: North-East Greenland. Instead of a sunny, lazy tropical island, say hello to -40C, constant blizzard and wandering polar bears.

[Reply #23 on:]

When Good Networks Go Bad - ironically also on FOX

[Reply #24 on:]

When nature kills Americans (this show exists, not the name, but the concept).
When Empires crumble.
When things get knocked over, spilt or fall out of cupboards.
When bimbos attack.

[Reply #25 on:]

 

Originally posted by Torquemada:
When nature kills Americans

America's Funniest Home Videos?

[Reply #26 on:]

"When Battered Women Attack".  The sad thing is  that I can imagine this being on Lifetime, Oxygen, or the Generic Women's Channel.

[Reply #27 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
America's Funniest Home Videos?

Nah, it's something like When nature strikes, or When tornados flatten towns.
Some program about Americans whingeing about bad weather demolishing their houses. Hello? they don't call it tornado alley for laughs.
Mind you, I keep seeing Brits on the news blaming the government because heavy rain flooded the river next to their house. Hello? thet are called FLOOD PLAINS for a reason.
I hate stupid people! 

[Reply #28 on:]

Ugh, "America's Sexiest Home Videos".

[Reply #29 on:]

"When Shit Happens"

[Reply #30 on:]

Troy McClure: "Man Vs. Nature: The Road to Victory"

[Reply #31 on:]

When clones attack. 

[Reply #32 on:]

When Orcs Attack: World's Funniest RPG-Related Injuries

[Reply #33 on:]

"When Girls Go Wild 7" (Off Centre.  Yeah, I watch crappy WB shows.  So sue me.)

"And now to present on the WB, another bad show no one will see." 

[Reply #34 on:]

"world's funniest bunjeejumping accidents"

or, from futurama, "bathroombloopers IV"

[Reply #35 on:]

"When Parachutes Fail Completely"

"World's Funniest Suicides"

[Reply #36 on:]

"world's most funniest train crashes"

[Reply #37 on:]

"World's Deadliest Deaths"

"World's Most Outrageous Outrages"

[Reply #38 on:]

"world's most funniest bank robberies"

"when executions become deadly"

"when you notice you don't have any pants on"

"world's most funniest floods"

[Reply #39 on:]

 

Originally posted by JoJo:

"when you notice you don't have any pants on"

I think the British version is already airing on Channel 5 on Thursday nights. 

I'm sorry, that's a really old joke!