I Found Tihs Movie To Be Rather Pedestrian...

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Hi5!

   

EDIT: See it's funny, cause people will be like "What's he Hi5ing? *Goes back a page* ... oh...     "

*TOTP-The dance Beamer was doing on the last page*


EDIT: ALSO! Best moment evAR in The Dark Knight: The Jokers Disappearing Pencil trick.

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After watching Harold and Kumar 2, I'm starting to get annoyed by Rob Corddry, don't find him funny at all, even in a meh comedy.

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How dare you. He is all kinds of awesome, sir! All kinds!
That grape soda scene was bloody brilliant.

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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:That grape soda scene was bloody brilliant.

"Thats racist!" 

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Wall E

 

Best Pixar movie ever.

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Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
How dare you. He is all kinds of awesome, sir! All kinds!
That grape soda scene was bloody brilliant.

Saying "bloody" and "sir" in the same sentence doesn't make you classy, Jeremy.

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Dark Knight

Holy fuck...

10/10

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
 

Originally posted by BirthdayClown:
How dare you. He is all kinds of awesome, sir! All kinds!
That grape soda scene was bloody brilliant.

Saying "bloody" and "sir" in the same sentence doesn't make you classy, Jeremy.

I'm sorry, but I don't think that was the same sentence?  Punctuation ends one sentence...there are two exclamation marks in between "sir" and "bloody"!

But no hard feelings 

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Besides, everybody knows "sirrah" is classier.

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Yes, my point exactly. Thank you Nixorbo 

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Wall E is indeed the best Pixar movie ever.

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Everytime a new Pixar movie comes out I think it's going to be awful judging by the first teaser/preview. They usually surprise me. I guess I'll have to actually go see Wall-E too.

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Hancock
It would have been an ok movie but the last 30 mins with the super chick sucked ass.

C-

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I keep hearing that the end of Hancock is awful...it makes me not want to pay full price to see it

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why the fuck isn't this thread full of people saying amazing things about the Dark Knight? You've had like... two days almost? C'mon guy.

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I've been writing this review for two days now. I hope you're all satisfied.

Dark Knight

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME!

10/10

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The Dark Knight

Just saw it and it was the best movie of the summer, no doubt.  I had expectations that it would be good, but I wasn't expecting it to be EPIC.  Ledger gave an amazing performance and stole the entire show.  This Joker is the best Super Villain I've ever seen in film.  Echart was great too, but I personally like Nick Naylor over Harvey Dent.

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I liked how they allowed Rachel to die.  It re-enforced the darkness of the movie and the idea that no one was safe.  For me it was easier to accept because of the actress change.  Oh and if Batman was going to have bodies on him, he should have at least added Joker to the list.  That guy was too terrifying to be allowed to live.

Like Chay said, the best part of the movie was the "Pencil Disappearing Act"

A+

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I found The Joker hysterical. I rathered him over Bruce Wayne.

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Get Smarts Bruce and Loyd: Out Of Control
Heh, Heroes Hiro and some fat dude in a spin off comedy gadget adventure. They're basically Q's for the Get Smart agents (Anne Hathaway makes a brief cameo). Hiro Bruce even gets with Charlie again (Super Memory Girl also from Heroes), nawwww!

Quite good for a cheapo short movie (more like an extended TV show).

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Masi Okas NIPPLES! \0/

B+

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The Dark Knight
It leaves shouting, "SEQUEL!" but not sequel could top it. The bar is too high.
Ledger was amazing, Oscar-worthy. Yes, I said it, Oscar-worthy. If this film did not have him it would not have been as awesome. And that's the simple truth. Eckhart was amazing too, but Ledger carried this film.

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And, speaking of Eckhart: who didn't see this coming? There were so many references to the fact that Harvey Dent becomes Two Face throughout the film that anybody should've seen it coming, comic fan or not. I was a little disappointed that they through Two Face into this film and killed him off (or so we think). Would've been a great villian for a sequel that could've matched this film's awesomeness. Maybe he didn't die, but we'll have to wait and see. It's good that they kept him as Two Face underwraps for this long.

9/10
Best non-WALL-E film of the year.


Edit: Is it bad that I felt that the Joker was more just than Batman?

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I felt that Bruce Wayne was a dick in this one. I liked The Joker better too, Weiner.

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Dark Knight 9/10

I really liked it and hope there won't be a sequel, but there more than likely will

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
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It's good that they kept him as Two Face underwraps for this long.

Wait, you didn't know that well before the movie? I heard about it aaaaaages ago.

Also, that ending so didn't scream sequel. The first did, what with the card and all, but this was kinda squared off.

Also, a friend of mine was wondering whether they may have been a deleted scene which may have had

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the joker escape or lead to the fact that hey may have been able to escape leaving him open for a sequel, but cause of Heaths death they may have taken it out, thoughts?

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Originally posted by chay's head:

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the joker escape or lead to the fact that hey may have been able to escape leaving him open for a sequel, but cause of Heaths death they may have taken it out, thoughts?

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They killed the wrong villain

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I'm surprised The Joker didn't overdose on sleeping pills at the end. 

 

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I'm all for bad taste jokes, but that just wasn't creative.

People died in 9/11. Ha!

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:
 

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They killed the wrong villain

By the same token, do you think that could've been edited out given the circumstances?

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I don't know if that was sarcasm or actual distaste for my joke...

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Not distaste, as i said, I'm all for bad taste jokes! Even several minutes after whichever event, but it just wasn't too creative! Way to generic and obvious!

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Okay then, Heath Ledger died because he overdosed on his AIDS pills. Good enough?

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No, you're going about it the wrong way! as soon as you mention Heath Ledger everyone prepares themselves for bad taste, you gotta catch them unprepared! eg.

Q:Whats black white and hungry?
A:Heath Ledgers Cat.

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Q:You know why I liked How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?
A: Because Heath Ledger is dead from AIDS.

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I just saw two movies in a row that I didn't totally hate! Titanic dominating film industry, you are ON A ROLL TODAY. 

The Dark Knight
I'm sorry to say that this really was great. I kind of feel like a failure because I don't have something negative to say about the saga of Batman.

Oh! Oh! It was a little bit long, but considering that it was all mostly action and plot and antics and clown punching, that wasn't really something I can fault them for. If anything it felt like I was being rewarded with an extra 10 minutes of clown punching. 

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I think Heath Ledger was probably the weakest part of the movie... not that anybody is going to agree with me. He wasn't terrible or anything, but he just got on my nerves... and he needed some chapstick. 

A+

Kung Fu Panda
Surprisingly good! I want some delicious panda meat now.

Best line:
"We should hang out."
"BUT HANGING OUT WOULD HAVE TO WAIT!"

B+

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Wall E

Extraordinary. Magnificent. The emotion conveyed between Eve and Wall E leaves you in a constant state of "aww...". I didn't mind the transition to off-earth at all, as some reviewers complained about. If anything, I thought it got better as it went on. The ending was just a teensy bit weak though. Overall, wonderful and joyous, my second favourite American animated film, besides The Land Before Time.

10/10

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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Q:You know why I liked How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?
A: Because Heath Ledger is dead from AIDS.

Uhhhh, I think you meant to say 10 Things I Hate About You

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Whatever, same old AIDS ridden actor.

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No, that was Matthew McConnoughey aka Owen Wilson's body double in HTLAGI10D

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It's funnier if it's unexpected. Like:
Q: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
A: Huh? *gunshot*

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It's funnier if it's funny

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
It's funnier if it's unexpected. Like:
Q: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
A: Huh? *gunshot*

Yay Batman 89' reference!

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Saw The Dark Knight, seeing it again tonight. \0/